Candy

Looking for some tasty treats to stuff your face with?  Check out our collection of candy, chocolate, popcorn, and more aimed to satisfy nearly every sugary sweet, or sinfully salty craving under the sun!  You'll find super yummy gift ideas too if you're willing to part with them!

Rare Pickle Rick Gummy Candy

$6.99 $4.99

I'M A PICKLE! I'm pickle Riiiiiick! Rick's in quite the pickle! Our Pickle Rick Gummy Candy has confirmed that Rick has gone and Boom! Big Reveal! turned himself into a gummy version of his Pickle Rick self! Disturbingly accurate...

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I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum

$1.99

Decorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is perfect for those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you (and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.) For those...

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Bag of Unicorn Toots

$8.99

Our magical Bag of Unicorn Toots has just arrived from The Enchanted Land of Unicorntopia via a rainbow slide from the sky! Perhaps you have not heard of this delicacy? Unicorn Toots Cotton Candy Puffs come from the happiest city in the sky. The...

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Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

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Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Instant Faboulous!Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of mint. Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. ...

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My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight...

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Cupcake Mints

$3.99 $2.99

No Bake Cupcake Candy MintsLets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake?   The frosting!   The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so freakin' good you'll wish had even...

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You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go Gum

$1.99

Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you forgot to take Mr. Como's advice, our totally dreamy You Leave Sparkles Wherever You Go Gum is a close...

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Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

$1.99

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The CircleOur Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.  A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to...

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Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

$1.99

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're chewing this gum! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1...

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Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipop

$6.99

You'd better ball-lieve it, sweetness! Our bright and colorful Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipops are only for the truly dedicated sweet tooth. At its size it's probably going to take you more than one sitting! Impressive 2 inches in diameter =...

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F*ck It Gum

$1.99

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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Blood Sucker Lollipop

$3.99 $2.99

It's Bloody Good Candy! We're O (so) positive that you'll be totally grossed out yet equally intrigued by our sickening sweet Blood Sucker Lollipop, that we're willing to bet the blood bank on it! With their "Unusual Tastes" Harry Potter fans will...

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Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah Mints

$3.99

Make it merry! Make it happy! Make it Minty! Our all-inclusive Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah Mints says it all!  Celebrate the December holidays with fresh breath, an open mind, and healthy dose of humor! Although we're sure you figured it out quite...

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Fierce B*tch Snarky Tea

$14.99

Stay bold, stay snarky...  Yaaaaaaaas. The heavens have shined upon you with a celestial light of fiery fierceness and you’re absolutely killing it. When you walk by, flowers perk up and haters bow down. Two snaps and a clap – the queen...

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Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Shut Your Mouth PleaseSeriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches...

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Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed...

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Mexican Chocolate Sugar

$11.99

We have the Aztecs to thank for this one! Our Mexican Chocolate Sugar is about to turn your kitchen into a fiesta, and your coffee into a masterpiece! This amazing concoction consists of: Organic Brazilian Cane Sugar, Orange Cacao, Chili, Cinnamon,...

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Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But...

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You're My Cupcake Wallet

$10.99

Our sugary sweet You're My Cupcake Wallet is hoping and dreaming to be the icing on top of your day! Whether you happen to be experiencing an unusually lucky cake walk of a week, or if you're having a no good, awful, slightly rotten week that is...

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Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum

$1.99

Cleverly attack over-sharing Our Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum is the best way to break it to your overactive, overachieving friends that you've heard enough. In this day and age of social networking, over-sharing is a common occurrence...

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Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

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Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-WorkersThe reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

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Elf On The Shelf Hanging Candy Tin

$3.59 $2.99

This little elf has a cheeky grin outside and sweet vanilla snowflake candies inside! The attached cord lets you display The Elf on the Shelf as an ornament or as a clever present topper!    Based on the 2005 children's book, The Elf on the...

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North Pole Peppermint Puffs

$8.99

We've got Christmas in the bag The story behind our deliciously festive North Pole Peppermint Puffs? As the story goes... One special night a year, Santa and his reindeer fly into the night on a mission: to deliver happiness to every child in the...

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Bacon Lover's Lollipop Gift Set

$12.49

Breakfast Candy of ChampionsAttention all bacon lovers!!  We have found your new favorite bacon item.  Our Bacon Lover Lollipop Gift Set has maple, honey and barbeque flavored savory-sweet lollipops!  The sensation you will get from this...

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Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum

$1.99

Chew On This Gum Bitch Seriously.   I really do hate you.   Could you be a bigger bitch? There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger bitch.   Guess what... you win again! Fruit...

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Cupcake Gumballs

$4.99

Our Cupcake Gumballs are mighty tasty on their own, but for a true sugar fix try adding some into the batter of your next batch of cupcakes to make Double Frosting Gumball Cupcakes!  Each  tin contains about twenty-two vanilla flavored...

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Coal Candy Canes

$5.99

Christmas Coal Stocking Stuffer Ho-ho-oh-no! It's our Coal Candy Cane Holiday treats for the naughty! Feast your eyes on this 6-pack of Coal Candy Canes! Black-As-Your-Soul Black with Your-Ass-Is-Ash Gray stripes Tastes like coal (if coal tastes...

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Pocketful Of Starlight Vanilla Sugar

$11.99

Catch a falling star ミ☆ and put it in your pocket, never let it fade away... It's time to count your lucky stars!  Because they have magically aligned to create our dreamy Pocketful of Starlight Vanilla Sugar!   Made from the finest...

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Simon Fruit Flavored Sours

$3.99

Red-Red-Blue-Yellow-Green-Red-Green Our Simon Fruit Flavored Sours is a tiny candy-filled replica of the electronic memory game Simon! A fun piece of childhood nostalgia and game nights gone by, you may even remember it as the catalyst for...

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Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea

$14.99

Okay, so you really need to work on your life at the moment... Our Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea can help. What's that? You need a recap? You went out with co-workers last night and performed karaoke in front of your boss. You may or may not have...

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Giant Ice Cream Cone Lollipop

$7.99

Psst... We've got the inside scoop Our Giant Dipped Ice Cream Cone is eye candy that's real candy! These gorgeous and colorful ice cream shaped lollipops that have been handmade and dipped in a flavored hard candy (crafted from a secret 75 year old...

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Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop

$3.99

You've been slimed! Our colorful Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop is delicious, sparkly, gross out fun candy treat! Whether your love of slime originated with You Can't Do That On Television or Ghostbusters, we don't know (gah! we've been slimed!) But what...

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Astronaut Strawberries

$3.99

Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astronauts do - the freeze-dried way! Astronaut Strawberries, as well as other freeze-drive food items, have...

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Grub Mugs Recipe Mug Set

$19.99

No stove? No problem! The long forgotten art of microwaving is making a comeback and coming in hot with our Grub Mugs Recipe Set! And we've got all meals covered - breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert! This set of four recipe mugs will expand your...

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Barf Lollipop

$3.99 $2.99

Like, Gag Me With A Lollipop The ultimate gag gift... our Barf Lollipop is a deliciously fun way to share your utter disgust at a situation or person, or to just gross out the person you're closest with... just because you can. To up the puke factor...

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Dill Pickle Mints

$3.99

Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years try some of our delicious Dill Pickle Mints and you might get popular too!  We're just saying it couldn't hurt! Did we mention this is way more transportable than a pickle jar, no briny mess! Each...

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Hot Steve Salts

$7.99

A seriously spicy chile salt As the name suggests our Hot Steve Salts is a seriously spicy chile salt! It's great for margaritas and Bloody Marys, soups and chili, Mexican fare, or anything else when you want to spice things up! It's delicious on...

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Sugar Bear Lollipop

$3.99

Oh, I'm a Sugar BearYeah, I'm a Sugar Bear Our handmade, happy-go-lucky Sugar Bear Lollipops are hard candy doppelgangers of the original gummy bears! They're it on a stick!  Available in a rainbow of colors and flavors! Red (cherry) Orange...

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Mansplaining Mints

$4.69 $2.99

Ladies, when it comes to our Mansplaining Mints, something tells us we don't have to tell you what these are for. But, humor us, if you will... The next time some random dude starts explaining something to you in a condescending tone, just offer him one...

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Introvert Mints

$3.99

Most people carry funny mint tins as conversation starters when people see them. Not our Introvert Mints! Since it’s likely that no one will ever see these mints, you can smile to yourself every time you see the tin! Instead, you can enjoy your own...

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Namaste Motherf**ker Snarky Tea

$14.99

The choice of a new generation of yogis. Our Namaste Mother F**ker Snarky Tea is quenching the inner thirst of the new wave of snarky yoga practitioners. That's right. There's a new set of yogis in town, and we’re here for the elastic waistbands,...

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Ice Cream Tote Bag

$20.99 $12.99

Beach, you've just got (soft) served! By our adorable SunnyLife Ice Cream Tote Bag that is! This fun loving bag will melt the iciest of frozen popsicle-like hearts. Simple, yet stylish this shoulder bag features a perfect swirl ice cream cone on the...

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Cotton Candy Snow Balls

$3.49

Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack!       Ever snow often, you come across the perfect stocking stuffer, and let's just say, these cotton...

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Magic Unicorn Salt

$7.99

Trust us, it’s magic! When you eat something with our Magic Unicorn Salt on it, you'll feel the magical deliciousness of the seasoning as glittery rainbows fly through your taste buds!   This salt enchantingly transforms any meal from drab to...

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Wake The F**k Up Snarky Tea

$14.99

Good morning, you stunning creature! Mornings are difficult for most, but not for you. You love hitting the treadmill at 5 a.m. and petting tiny fawns in dew-covered meadows at the first sign of daybreak. SYKE! Mornings suck. But we’ve got you...

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Classic Superman Mints

$2.99 $1.99

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... our Classic Superman Mints are so strong!  It's like Kryptonite to your ole buddy Hal-itosis. Although the classic image of Superman is...

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Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy...

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Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.99 $2.99

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns as much as we do (which may just be impossible) simply...

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Body Part Lollipop

$2.49 $1.99

Our super creepy Body Part Halloween Lollipop are the pefect aaddition to any zombie buffet! With Human Hearts, Witch Fingers, Eyeballs and Brains they're the perfect trick AND treat for Halloween!  Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy...

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Minty Mani Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99

Our pack of Minty Mani Sticky Fingers Gum Nail Files are an essential item to have on you at all times. You never know when you might be attacked by a dangerous hangnail, or need to quickly freshen your suddenly mangled manicure! Fashioned to appear...

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Mister Rogers' Encouragements

$2.99 $1.99

Won't you, please?  Please, won't you, please?  Please, have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!! Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home or going out into the neighborhood, you'll have more...

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