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Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

Everything is better with friends and cheesecake! 🤗🍰😋🌴 Looking for the perfect way to say "thank you for being a friend" or hoping to add a dash of...

Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you for...

What do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...

Do you know whose poop doesn't stink? Our Magical Jellybean Pooping Unicorn, butt of course! This miraculous pint-sized dispenser of rainbow-colore...

These aren't your grandma's mints! Indulge in the guilt-free delight of our Chocolate Mint Mints! These sugar-free gems are a heavenly blend of ric...

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

Caffeinated with real coffee! Running low on energy? We smell trouble brewing... Time to reach for our Pocket Latte Coffee Dark Roast Coffee Chocol...

Like a sunny sip of sour pink lemonade! Celebrate Valentine's Day with a twist of summer fun! Sink your taste buds into our Pink Lemonade Sour Belt...

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

The packed lunch of your dreams! Ever fantasized about a world where your Lunchables turned into candy? Stop dreaming, because your wishes just cam...

Can't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...

Unleash the sizzle without the flame! Oscar Mayer’s Gummy Hot Dogs transform your snack time into a barbeque fiesta, with these delectably chewy, f...

One Square = One Coffee! Looking for a gift idea? Coffee, chocolate, flowers... a fresh take on the classics, our Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Lavend...

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...