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This isn't your grandma's lawn ornament! Ever thought your bath-time was missing some flamboyant flair? Dive (we mean safely step) into a bath fill...

Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker! 🔥 Your tree will look totally lit this year with our Light-Up Die Hard Christmas Ornament! A shrunk-down version of th...

It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture. It's time to get into the Christmas Spirit with our Light-Up Clausomet...

You get better with age when you remember to put a cork in it! 100% accurate... Like A Fine Wine Or An Aged Scotch, You Are Old And I Can Probably ...

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Spread the ❤️ and sugar with a very special limited edition! Why say "Happy Valentine's Day" with just words when you can say it with a Mini MoonP...

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cluck cluck motha fucka. Our absurdly funny Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card features one bad mother clucker. In his defense, he does have a righ...

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Nothing beats receiving a handwritten letter! 📝🥰 Are you a big softie looking for a unique personalized gift idea? Please, allow us to introduce y...

Write. Shrink. Gift! Letter-ally, the cutest gift ever! A blank sheet of "paper" ripe with untapped potential, our Little Letter Shrinking Keyring ...

bird watching in high definition Our fantastic Live Feed Bird Feeder provides endless entertainment for you and your pets. Bird watching is about t...

The most logical and fascinating birthday card in the galaxy! Step into the transporter and beam yourself into the vibrant universe of Star Trek fa...

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Always look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your f...

Relive the Magic of Your '80s Childhood! Ditch the scrunchies, put down that Walkman, and grab these Looking Good! Gumballs Scented Retro Scratch '...