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Naturally magnetic We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This r...

Mail a snowball! Share the joy of snow with our Official North Pole Mail A Snowball Christmas Card! Just add 1/4 cup of water and be prepared for a...

Is it worth it? Let me work it. Effectively combat the dreaded feeling of decision paralysis by working it out on our Make a Decision Pad! The ment...

Super-charged socks ⚡🧦⚡ Our highly-motivating Makin' Shit Happen Tag Socks will keep you heading in the right direction, leaving your competition a...

Beware: Child Guarded by Attack Mom. Our viciously funny Mama Bear Mother's Day Card highlights the dark underbelly of even the most June Clever'es...

A man with a plan pan! Why does "Man With A Pan" sound so concerning at first? Oh that's probably just a personal fear of mine materializing while ...

Watch out boy she'll chew you up Get a leg (or arm) up on your competition with our Maneater Shark Bait Candy! Yeah, that's right, we said it! Cand...

Re-live your college years and rock concerts of yesteryear! Do you just love the smell of pot, but can't afford to smoke it... or maybe because it'...

Bake and get baked! Imagine showing up at the next bake sale with our Marijuana Leaf Silicone Cake Mold... Weed bet you'd totally smoke the competi...

Tuesday is always a no-brainer Our funny-because-it's-true Marriage: Asking Each Other What You Want For Dinner Until You Die is perfect for meal p...

No camping gear required! Our Marshmallow Mints are impostors of the highest order; they parade around in mint tins, but when you pop one in your m...

You'll love it a lil bit s'more every day. An ideal gift for the happy camper, our Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss is a fun mashup of nostalgia and ka...

This is not just another half-baked idea Our totally dank Mary Jane Scented Candle smells like the real deal! Not that we would have any idea wha...

A gift any MoMA would Louvre! 🖼️🥰 Pine Trees are so passé, it's time to elevate your space with a one-of-a-kind Masterpiece DIY Car Air Freshener! ...

I have the power! Enter into a fantastic universe beyond all time with Masters of the Universe Micro Action Figures! The most powerful man in the u...

The ultimate snack-tivity tray! Make a match, eat a snack! With our fun and functional Match-Up Snack Tray Game, kids will be entertained and inspi...

Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

You can do it! Maybe? Are you tired of all those generic, cheerleader-style cards blabber on about 'go for it' and 'reach for the stars'? Well, hol...

Cheetos at 2am? Mmm-kay Our diabolic Maybe Today, Satan Sticker is a hilarious take on the popular phrase "Not today, Satan." But this past year an...

Just brew it! Our funny Meant to Bean Coffee Pun Sticker looks great on your tablet, laptop, car, bike and much more! The adorable design features ...

Meh. I'd rather sit here and lick my butthole. Our well-groomed Meh. Cat Butt Vinyl Sticker displays a not very a-mews-ed kitty. Butt - that's cool...

The Original Watermelon Stinky Scratch N' Sniff Stickers! A blast-from-the-past sticker that's so nostalgic, even your grandma might ask for one! A...

Your melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...

It was great while it lasted! It’s a funny reminder of the fleeting nature of holiday romance and the Christmas tree’s fate... both destined for th...