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Birthday Cards + Gifts

So, don't be the party pooper who brings another boring gift or a generic greeting card. Join the laughter revolution at Perpetual Kid, where birthdays are hilarious... no mater how many you've had! Viewer discretion is advised... we're not responsible for sore bellies due to excessive laughing! 😂🎉
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    God, My Teen Years Must Have Been So Unpleasant For So Many People Socks

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    Self-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...

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    Etch A Sketch Birthday Card

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    The lines starts here... for birthday wishes! Our wildly fun Etch A Sketch Birthday Card is an inspiration back to our childhood. It was so fun to ...

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    Happy Birthday From All The Doggies Card

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    It's time to raise the woof! 🐶🎉 Are you looking for a birthday card that speaks to the heart of your favorite dog-loving, anti-people person? Look ...

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    Have A Willie Dope Birthday Card

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    Live life like a song and have a Dope Birthday! Get ready to saddle up for a high birthday celebration with our Have A Willie Dope Birthday Card! W...

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    Mini Plant Life Support

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    A lifeline for your plant. 🪴💧⚕️ Piece of mind is the root of all happiness - so why leave the responsibility of keeping your plants alive, in the h...

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    The Daily Mood Flipchart

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    Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-cha...

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    Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card

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    I hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...

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    The Daily Marquee Desktop Flip Book

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    Turn Your Desk into a Comedy Highway with Roadside Marquees! Brighten up your workspace with The Daily Marquee Desktop Flip Book, a delightful touc...

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    Disco Ball Hanging Planter

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    Let Your Plants Party with the Disco Ball Hanging Planter Why let your room be plain when it can be Studio 54?! Meet our Disco Ball Hanging Planter...

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    Name A Star Deed Certificate

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    You're a shining star! This touching gift gives you the opportunity to name a real star in our night sky. This tin pack comes brimming with facts a...

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    Winning At Life Award Ribbon

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    Way to keep leveling up! 🤩🕹️ Humorously celebrate all of life's achievements, successes with our feel-good Winning At Life Award Ribbon! It's a fun...

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    Grannies Are the Best! Card

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    Pen your heartfelt (or hilariously cheeky) message! Whether you're sending this card to your beloved grandma, who's mastered the art of dispensing ...

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    Daily Affirmation Cards

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    Affirmations that keep everyone in stitches! Traditional cross-stitch samplers test your skills in needlework, but lately everyone is testing your ...

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    Snappy Birthday Alligator Birthday Card

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    Where whimsy meets wild with a dash of toothy charm! 🐊🎂 Our delightful Snappy Birthday Alligator Greeting Card features a vibrant illustration of ...

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    Slow the Sloth Down Birthday Card

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    I'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...

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    Trouble Making Teenagers Old Age Birthday Card

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    Those pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...

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    Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly + Smug Greeting Card

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    OMG Becky, look how smug that star is! Our Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly And Smug Greeting Card is a fantastic and fun way to sen...

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