Birthday Cards + Gifts

Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

Party your face off Time to blow out the candles and make a death birthday wish, with our totally crypt-ic HBD Skull Birthday Card! Now of course...

This is the way! Right? Survive? Our Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of endurance and survival! What...

Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a li...

Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...

You get better with age when you remember to put a cork in it! 100% accurate... Like A Fine Wine Or An Aged Scotch, You Are Old And I Can Probably ...

Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

Spoiler Alert: You were the awesome thing! ✨🎂✨ Our Something Awesome Birthday Card sure knows how to deliver the message! This greeting is bursting...

Happy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...

Happy Birthday? Bring a breath (or should we say, the last breath) of fresh air to the birthday party with our One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness ...

This message is approved by Waystar Royco Our Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card truly rules the corporate world of birthday wishes starring n...

Enjoy the texts, but cherish the cards Everyone has to brace themselves for the tidal waves of birthday texts that'll flood a phone faster than a c...

Thistle help make it the best birthday ever. So fresh and so green, green... our Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card is an unbelievably fun way to say “...

It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...

Looking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...

Ushering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...

Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year w...

Because cake is for life, not just birthdays! Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, promotion, graduation, or your bestie finally kicking that toxic...

Self-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

Don't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...