birthday cards + gifts

They were right here a second ago... Our hilarious Where Are My Glasses Years Old Birthday Card helps celebrate the remarkable achievement of reach...

And they call it puppy love The ulta-mutt card for lovers and dog lovers alike our Except the Dog Birthday Card, let's them know just howl much you...

I want to be the one to walk in the sun Oh, our Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Birthday Card is for your Cindi Lauper loving gal pal that's been there f...

Paws-ibly the best card ever! Seriously. No kitten! It's official. Our adorable Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card has been voted The Bestest...

Polish them boots and get ready for a Dolly-rific birthday blast! Yeehaw! Saddle up, birthday darlin', 'cause this Dolly Happy Birthday Darlin' Car...

It's a little childish and stupid... so are birthdays. Can you think of someone to give our Bueller Birthday Card to? Anyone, anyone? Of course, yo...

I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong ...

Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe ...

You let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...

Girl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...

Fearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existen...

Lovable bundle of positivity and charm Wish someone a happy birthday in the most Ted-tastic way possible with this charming Ted Happy Birthday Card...

Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Mister Rogers always had a nice way to say everything and anything! Send a birthday greeting with our Mister ...

I'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...

Zach Morris called. He wants his fanny pack back. Our totally rad 1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card lets your gift recipient kno...

Happy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...

Like, have a rad birthday! This choice 80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card is an awesome way to celebrate a top-of-the-charts birthday with some of ...

The cutest card, sight-unseen! Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compl...

Happy Birthday, you get a card! You get a card! You get a card! Welcome to the "You Get a Card" birthday bonanza with our Oprah Happy Birthday Card...

Thistle help make it the best birthday ever. So fresh and so green, green... our Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card is an unbelievably fun way to say “...

Birthdays byte. Save the day with our Floppy Disk Birthday Card! Its realistic die-cut design features mimic that of the once essential secondary s...