Birthday Cards + Gifts

Honor the moment! Our Everyday Achievement Award Notepad is a great way to hand out awards and certificates to the daily mundane tasks that still n...

Show me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...

Don't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...

100 ways to be a more responsible grown up Do you find "adulting" difficult and consider yourself a bit of a mess? You're in luck! The dreadfully f...

What a nice jester Our Creepy Clowns Birthday Card is perfect for horror fans, clown enthusiasts and of course anyone with (the fear of clowns) cou...

For all the cool hepcats out there Our offbeat Happy Birthday and All That Jazz! Greeting Card, will be music to your eyeballs if you're a fan of j...

Have a killer birthday Since birthdays aren’t scary enough, may as well seal the deal with our heart-stopping Killer Clown Birthday Card! An aweso...

Can't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...

Bake and get baked! Imagine showing up at the next bake sale with our Marijuana Leaf Silicone Cake Mold... Weed bet you'd totally smoke the competi...

Olly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...

cluck cluck motha fucka. Our absurdly funny Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card features one bad mother clucker. In his defense, he does have a righ...

You let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...

And the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...

Hip, Hippo, Hooray! 🎂🦛 This hippo knows how to party! Give a birthday greeting that speaks from the heart, and the stomach! Our painfully relatable...

Girl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...

Lovable bundle of positivity and charm Wish someone a happy birthday in the most Ted-tastic way possible with this charming Ted Happy Birthday Card...