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    Offensive-ish Crayons

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    Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...

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    Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons

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    Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

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    Plant Lovers Pen Set

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    Share them with fellow plant enthusiasts! Are you a proud plant enthusiast? Then these pens are perfect for you! Express your love for plants with ...

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    Customer Service Pen Set

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    For when your shift hits the fan Anyone that has worked in customer service will feel a deep connection to this set of stabbingly fun set of pens! ...

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    Chocolate Easter Bunny Scented Pen

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    Everybunny loves chocolate! 🐰🍫 Hippity-hoppity Easter's on its way, and we're totally egg-cited about our Chocolate Bunny Scented Pen's arrival! An...

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    Candy Cane Scented Pen

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    It's in mint condition! The scent of candy canes hanging from a Christmas tree will fill the air when you use our adorable Candy Cane Scented Pen. ...

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    Millennial Pen Set

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    Back when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...

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    Christmas Tree Scented Pen

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    Santa Baby, hope you like my note The scent of a dazzling Christmas Tree will fill the air (and your Christmas Stockings) when you use our adorable...

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    Big Colored Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Color Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...

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    Adulthood Pen Set

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    Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a li...

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    Reefer Madness Pen Set

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    Dude... these pens are dope. A doobie-ous reference to the cult classic film Reefer Madness, this pen set is sure to be a hit *cough cough* with po...

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    Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set

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    Funny and powerful affirmations! Introducing our Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set, the perfect companion to empower you and uplift your spirit every...

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    Big Graphite Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

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    Cat Lovers Pen Set

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    The purrfect set of pens, does exist! For anyone that understands the struggle of being selected as "the chose one" and becoming incapacitated by a...

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    Pencils For First World Problems

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    Awwww.... Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of...

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    Cool Aunt Pen Set

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    Are you sure we're allowed to do this? Hey there, fabulously fun aunts (and the cheeky nieces and nephews shopping for them)! We've got the perfect...

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    Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils

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    🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...

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    Affirmations Pen Set

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    Surround yourself with positivity and embrace your journey! Our Affirmations Pen Set is designed to inspire and empower you with positive affirmati...

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    Offensive Crayons

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    *NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone...

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    Sarcasm Pen Set

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    Sure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

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    Gingerbread Man Scented Pen

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    Can't catch the gingerbread man! What a cute idea for a stocking stuffer! The scent of freshly baked gingerbread men will fill the air when you use...

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    Over The Rainbow Scented Eraser

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    Proof that mistakes make life more colorful Imagine how freaking dull life would be if everything we did was perfect? Sounds like a nightmare, unle...

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    Pencils For Zero F*cks

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    No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

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    Rainbow Buddy Jumbo Scented Eraser

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    Because rainbows make everything better! Mistakes too! Love rainbows? How about super cute smile-inducing scented stationery? Then our adorable Rai...

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