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    Antisocial Butterfly Gel Pen Set

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    Embrace Your Introverted Charm For all the indoor girls who find comfort in their solitude, we proudly present the Antisocial Butterfly Pen Set! Em...

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    Pencils For Zero F*cks

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    No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

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    Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen

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    This scented pen really takes the cake! Cupcakes are ALWAYS a GOOD idea! So is having a favorite pen on you! Our yummy Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen ...

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    Magic Pencil That Never Needs Sharpening

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    Unleash the magic of endless writing with our enchanting magic pencil! Behold the wonder of the Magic Pencil - the writing tool that defies all odd...

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    Reefer Madness Pen Set

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    Dude... these pens are dope. A doobie-ous reference to the cult classic film Reefer Madness, this pen set is sure to be a hit *cough cough* with po...

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    Good Vibes Pencil Set

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    Embrace Positivity! Hey there, positivity seekers! Get ready to infuse your writing with uplifting energy and infectious smiles with our Good Vibes...

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    Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons

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    Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

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    Borrow My Pen? With Funny Business Ads

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    Pens guaranteed to leave an impression You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe’s Garage or Nancy’s House of Insurance...

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    CYMK Pen

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    Sketch in full color! Every color can be created by combining the 4 colours; Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & Black. Change inks with the sliding selec...

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    Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils

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    🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...

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    Drumstick Pen Set

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    I just want to bang on my desk all day! You know that person, maybe it's you... the fidgety pen tapper! They'll pick up just about anything and tap...

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    Demotivational Pen Set

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    It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational ...

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    Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set

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    Funny and powerful affirmations! Introducing our Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set, the perfect companion to empower you and uplift your spirit every...

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    Big Colored Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Color Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...

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    Pencils for the Office

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    Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staf...

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    Pull My Finger Farting Pen

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    Hey, pull my finger! 🫵 If you’re in need of a good laugh, then our Pull My Finger Farting Pen will be your new go-to! Instead of making fart noises...

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    Space Pen + Pencil Set

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    5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Math off! Space Stationery Preparing you with the astronaut's essentials for school. Interlocking pens, pencils and giant eraser!...

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    Fresh + Fruity Scented Eraser Set

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    It's the 80's calling and, like, your eraser collection totally misses you! We all make mistakes … you know, like not placing your cherished 80's c...

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    Cherry Scented Pen

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    Pretty please with a cherry on top? Your friends will soon be begging to borrow your Cherry Scented Pen! But once you get your hot little hands on...

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    Parenting Pen Set

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    The bags under my eyes are Prada Even people that don't have kids know the lament of parents and our Parenting Pen Set perfectly captures it. I kno...

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    Candy Cane Scented Pen

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    It's in mint condition! The scent of candy canes hanging from a Christmas tree will fill the air when you use our adorable Candy Cane Scented Pen. ...

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    Anxiety Pen Set

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    Our favorite coping mechanism? Self-deprecating humor, of course! So naturally, we've been anxiously awaiting the arrival of our Anxiety Pen Set! E...

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    Get The F*cking Hint Ballpoint Pens

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    Hey. Seriously. Read the room. Crack up your coworkers with our hilarious Get The Hint Ballpoint Pens - designed to get your point across - without...

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    Dog Lovers Pen Set

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    Always looking for a doggone pen? Are totally fetch Dog Lovers Pen Set is soon to be your new best friend! (Okay, 2nd in-line-best-friend!) Even i...

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