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    Offensive-ish Crayons

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    Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...

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    Gingerbread Man Scented Pen

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    Can't catch the gingerbread man! What a cute idea for a stocking stuffer! The scent of freshly baked gingerbread men will fill the air when you use...

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    Candy Cane Scented Pen

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    It's in mint condition! The scent of candy canes hanging from a Christmas tree will fill the air when you use our adorable Candy Cane Scented Pen. ...

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    Fuck It All Pen Set

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    Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

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    Big Colored Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Color Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...

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    Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils

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    🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...

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    Christmas Tree Scented Pen

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    Santa Baby, hope you like my note The scent of a dazzling Christmas Tree will fill the air (and your Christmas Stockings) when you use our adorable...

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    Sarcasm Pen Set

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    Sure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

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    Offensive Crayons

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    *NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone...

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    Kid's Drawing Shrinking Keyring Kit

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    Draw. Shrink. Gift! Our incredible Shrinking Keyring Kit is a fully customizable DIY craft that comes with everything you need to create a mini key...

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    Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set

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    Funny and powerful affirmations! Introducing our Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set, the perfect companion to empower you and uplift your spirit every...

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    Giant Wooden Pencil

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    I hope my assignment isn't this big! It's our Giant Pencil! The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil! And in that capacity, it functions...

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    Millennial Pen Set

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    Back when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...

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    Demotivational Pen Set

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    It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational ...

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    Ho! Ho! Hoe. Christmas Pen Set

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    Perfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...

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    Pull My Finger Farting Pen

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    Hey, pull my finger! 🫵 If you’re in need of a good laugh, then our Pull My Finger Farting Pen will be your new go-to! Instead of making fart noises...

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    Big Graphite Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

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    Cat Lovers Pen Set

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    The purrfect set of pens, does exist! For anyone that understands the struggle of being selected as "the chose one" and becoming incapacitated by a...

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    Pizza Scented Pen

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    Have a slice day! Searching for the perfect pizza lover gift? Our savory Pizza Scented Pen cannot be topped. It's a totally cheesy present for you...

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    Pens guaranteed to leave an impression You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe’s Garage or Nancy’s House of Insurance...

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    Adulthood Pen Set

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    Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a li...

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    Pencils for the Office

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    Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staf...

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    Solar System Erasers

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    Nerds love these! Our Solar System Erasers are a set of 8 colorful planets. So now you can hold the universe in your hands and explore space witho...

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    Bubblegum Scented Pen

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    Chews to add some fun to your writing! Our cheerful Bubblegum Scented Pen will infuse your day with playful nostalgia! The magical aroma of classic...

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