Gifts for Co-Workers

Your ass was grass... 🦸🦸‍♀️ And they came to your rescue! Remind your personal hero of your undying appreciation and excellent sense of humor with ...

No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

You Goal Girl! Bringing new life to the phrase - over the hill - our Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card is the perfect card to give mad props...

Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

Color Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...

Keep your eyes on the prize! 🏆 🤩 Having goals helps you achieve the life of your dreams! Our clever My Goal This Week - Mirror Sticker + Pen Motiva...

Looking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...

The award for "Least Annoying Coworker" goes to... The Office you work in may not have the equivalent of the Dundee Awards, but that doesn't mean1 ...

Always have the audience your jokes deserve! Enjoy having an audience in the palm of your hand with our pocket sized Instant Audience Sound Machine...

Boundaries. We've got them. 🚪💥 And now we have the door slam sound effect to boot! Our hilarious Desktop Door Slam is the booming punctuation you'...

Kitschy camper for your crayons! Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk. Toss in your ...

100 tricks to improve your reputation at work (without trying) Need some help in the How to Not Look Like a Slacker Department? Our non-HR approved...

Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the cr...

Bump. Spin. Meow. Behold this cat and its mighty steed A pawsitively fun gift for cat lovers, our Desktop Cat Vac will allow you to hold one of you...

Unleash the magic of endless writing with our enchanting magic pencil! Behold the wonder of the Magic Pencil - the writing tool that defies all odd...

We don't need no water let the m*therf*cker burn JK. No reason to pull an Office Space just yet. However, our Desktop Fire Extinguisher will quickl...

Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staf...

Fans of Parks and Rec will love our Talking Waffle Button! Though, we'd all have to agree that Leslie Knope would be horrified by the lack of whip...

Your annoying Our official Grammar Police Pencils are perfect for the corrector and the corrected. Whether it's at home, the office or most likely ...

They're not the first, and they won't be the last.. Have an endless stream of coworkers or kiddos interrupting your flow? Tell them to 'Take a numb...

Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder magnetic...

Don’t let work get you down in the dumps Our humorous Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern t...