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Quirky gifts await to thrill the nerds and geeks in our galaxy! Ever wondered where learning science, math, or literature collide in a big bang of fun? Look no further! Perpetual Kid specializes in cultivating a garden of geeky gadgets and nerdtastic novelties that speak the language of book-smart!
  • Read My Lips Lip Balm - Full Text of The Jabberwocky Under the Label, Eucalyptus Mint Flavor -
    Read My Lips Lip Balm - Full Text of The Jabberwocky Under the Label, Eucalyptus Mint Flavor -
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    Jabberwocky Read My Lips Lip Balm

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    Delightfully nonsensical Pucker up and step through the looking-glass with our eucalyptus mint flavored voyage into whimsy with a tube of Jabberwoc...

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  • Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm
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    Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

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    Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm? E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip B...

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  • Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm - Unique Gift by Unemployed Philosophers Guild
    Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm - Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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    Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

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    The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow ...

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  • Rainbow Prism - Unique Gift by Archie McPhee
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    Rainbow Prism

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    Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism. It will lead yo...

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  • Retro Magic Rail Twirler - Perpetual Kid
    Retro Magic Rail Twirler - Perpetual Kid
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    Retro Magic Rail Twirler

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    A classic toy! Unleash a world of magnetic wonder with the Retro Magic Rail Twirler! A blast from the past, this toy marries fun with science as it...

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  • Magic Loops Fidget Toy
    Magic Loops Fidget Toy
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    Magic Loops

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    Our enchanting twiddle-twister for the young and the young at heart! Ever wondered what "captivating" feels like in your hands? Imagine a shiny cir...

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  • Mini Pocket Volcano - Educational STEM Toy
    Mini Pocket Volcano - Educational STEM Toy
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    Mini Pocket Volcano

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    Erupting with Fun! Unleash the power of Mother Nature right in the palm of your hand with the Pocket Volcano! Powered by the classic combo of baki...

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  • Retro Diving Sub Toy
    Neato! Retro Diving Sub Toy - Powered by Baking Soda
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    Retro Diving Sub Toy

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    Down the hatch! Dive into the world of fun and learning with our radical Neato! Classics' Diving Sub! Get ready to unleash the magic of baking powd...

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  • Mini Earth Sticker - Unique Gift by Shop Emily M
    Mini Earth Sticker - Shop Emily M
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    Mini Earth Sticker

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    Felt cute. May delete cause mass extinction later. A sticker even the flat-earthers can get behind, our adorable Mini Earth Sticker depicts, by far...

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  • I Read So I Can School Your Ass Sticker - Unique Gift by Bangs & Teeth
    I Read So I Can School Your Ass Sticker - Bangs & Teeth
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    I Read So I Can School Your Ass Sticker

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    Leave me alone, I'm reading Our I Read So I Can School Your Ass Sticker is perfect for book lovers, bookworms and anyone that just can't put a good...

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  • Traditional Floating Ball Toy - Unique Gift by CGB Giftware
    Retro Traditional Floating Ball Toy
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    Traditional Floating Ball Toy

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    Put that in your pipe, and smoke blow it! ⚪ Relive the wholesome fun of your childhood, or introduce this classic toy to a new generation! The obje...

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  • World's Smallest Boggle - Super Impulse
    World's Smallest Boggle - Unique Gift by Super Impulse
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    World's Smallest Boggle

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    A portable Boggle game! Boggle, the popular 3-minute head-to-head word search game is now available in miniature size!The World’s Smallest Boggle p...

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  • Human Powered Light Bulb - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
    Human Powered Light Bulb - Copernicus Toys
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    Human Powered Light Bulb

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    Why are you so touchy? Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun? Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of so...

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  • Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
    Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode - Copernicus Toys
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    Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode

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    Phenomenal crystalline interior Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet...

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  • T.V. Rock - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
    T.V. Rock - Copernicus Toys
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    T.V. Rock

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    Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the ...

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  • Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
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    Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

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    Blast from the past! Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of 20 common rocks and minerals from around the ...

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  • Turtely Awesome Turtle Poop - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
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    Turtely Awesome Turtle Poop

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    What the shell! We've gone and dung it again! You can now buy the unthinkable, the fossilized feces of your dreams... our Turtley Awesome Turtle Po...

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  • Crystal Growing Rock - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
    Crystal Growing Rock - Copernicus Toys
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    Crystal Growing Rock

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    This gift rocks! Don't be caught handing out schist presents, when you can give them something as gneiss as our Crystal Growing Rocks! Know someone...

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  • Oh Buoyant Rock - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
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    Oh Buoyant Rock

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    Finally a rock that floats Our cool Buoyant Rock defies gravity and other physics laws because it actually floats in water. Actually, the rock is m...

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  • Instant Winter Snow - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
    Instant Winter Snow - Copernicus Toys
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    Instant Winter Snow

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    Make your own Yeti habitat! Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! Ho...

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  • The Super Duper Ball Kit - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
    The Super Duper Ball Kit - Copernicus Toys
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    The Super Duper Ball Kit

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    A bouncing ball laboratory! What's more fun than playing with super bouncy balls? Making them with our Super Duper Bouncy Ball Kit, of course! With...

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  • Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
    Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil - Copernicus Toys
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    Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil

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    This one is old mollusc! Never mind the bollocks, but how about them mollusks! Take our Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil for ins...

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  • Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock
    Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock
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    Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock

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    Naturally magnetic We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This r...

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  • Awesome Fossil Collection - Unique Gift by Copernicus Toys
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    Awesome Fossil Collection

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    I dig fossils! Our unique Awesome Fossil Collection is loaded with 9 aged specimens that have been curated to a informative display card. It's a gr...

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Unleash your inner geek and embrace the quirky side of life by shopping for nerds and geeks at Perpetual Kid! Why settle for ordinary when you can surprise your brainy buddies with gifts that speak to their unique passions? From whimsical gadgets to nostalgic toys, Perpetual Kid offers a treasure trove of quirky presents that will not only tickle their intellect but also awaken their playful spirit. After all, every genius deserves a dash of fun, and what better way to celebrate their eccentricities than with a gift that's as delightfully dorky as they are!"