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Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

A Blast from the Past: TREND Stinky Stickers! Do you miss the '80s? So do we, especially the hair. But wait, before you dig out that mullet wig, we...

A loaded statement pack of gum...🐕💩 Parents deal with a lot of crap. Poopy baby diapers, cranky toddlers, tweens who occasionally act like little t...

Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you for...

The Return of the Iconic '80s Stickers! 🎶 "I ain't afraid of no ghost... but I sure am nuts about coconuts!" 🎶 Ready to relive those totally tubula...

Manifest a magical day, witches Gaze into our Crystal Ball Fortune Teller Holographic Vinyl Sticker and get lost in the magic of the future that aw...

 Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

Sheet, these are fun! Popping bubble wrap is extremely therapeutic! Heck, even those popper toys kids are obsessed are based on their magic! Well...

This scented pen really takes the cake! Cupcakes are ALWAYS a GOOD idea! So is having a favorite pen on you! Our yummy Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen ...

Naturally magnetic We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This r...

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

Relive yard chores from the '80s with TREND Stinky Stickers! Remember when the coolest thing you could do was acquire a Scratch 'n Sniff on the pla...

Gift the Magic of the '80s Sticker Collections! Buzzin' news for sticker lovers: The nostalgia just got real (and smells real sweet too!) Dive into...

Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

Proof that mistakes make life more colorful Imagine how freaking dull life would be if everything we did was perfect? Sounds like a nightmare, unle...

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, c...

A slice is nice! Unleash your inner fruit fanatic with our Watermelon Scented Pen. Crafted meticulously with adorable watermelon slice designs. Wa...

What do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...

Spaghetti Stickers? Yes! That's Amore! Remember the days of trading stickers during recess? The fierce competitions to snag the hardest to get scen...