Gifts

Keep your lips nice and juicy.Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You mi...

Get me my glasses and an ibuprofen... I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the l...

Finally a rock that floats Our cool Buoyant Rock defies gravity and other physics laws because it actually floats in water. Actually, the rock is m...

You thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...

A sweet gift for a berry special someone! In a jam finding the perfect present? Our fun and fruit-abulous Strawberry Scented Pen is ripe for the pi...

Get read to bug out with this creepy crawly hilarious mug! Tired of your ordinary coffee routine? It's time to shake things up with our Rude Bugs M...

Even better than the cat's meow Our hiss-terical You're the Kitties' Titties Greeting Card features two members of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee m...

UFO recently spotted over Hamsterdam Finally, the mystery of the missing sunflower seeds has been solved! Our cheeky alien Hamster UFO Sunflower S...

I'm going down to South Park - Gonna have myself a time - Friendly faces everywhere - Humble folks without temptation! Get ready to dive into the h...

You sank my tiny battleship! 🚢💥 Seek and destroy your opponent's naval ships with our World's Smallest Battleship by Super Impulse! This adorably m...

[queue 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel] Or maybe your song is Baby's Got Back? That's cool. Either way, our 80's Boombox Serenade Valentine's Day C...

So Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...

Lovable bundle of positivity and charm Wish someone a happy birthday in the most Ted-tastic way possible with this charming Ted Happy Birthday Card...

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

But I looooove you! If I didn't drink then how would you know I love you at four AM? Oh boy! Thank goodness this greeting card exists... How else w...

They may regret this in the morning... 📱😻 We've all been there... at least once. The urge to purge your feelings in a late night text can be as irr...

Wheat think it's time Grams lays off the brans. 🌾🥣👵💨 Have your visits to grandma's house been all doilies and doozies lately? Considered buying you...

Meow you doin'? Filled with wide-eyed innocence and wonder, our White Fluffy Kitten Head Glitter Sticker features piercing blue eyes, matching pink...

What? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...

A Blast from the Past: TREND Stinky Stickers! Do you miss the '80s? So do we, especially the hair. But wait, before you dig out that mullet wig, we...

Welcome their new bundle of joy refund! Not a "baby person"? No problem. Wholeheartedly congratulate the new parents for their minor financial win...

Enjoy the texts, but cherish the cards Everyone has to brace themselves for the tidal waves of birthday texts that'll flood a phone faster than a c...

Treat yo' shelves Our My Weekend is All Booked Vinyl Sticker looks fantastic on your laptop, water bottle, car, bike, and much much more! It makes ...