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You're Neat! Let your significant other, friend or family member know how neat they really are with our kawaii-style You're Neat Whiskey Greeting C...

Perfect for a Writer, Book Worm or Blogger! These are fab - Shoelaces covered in black words and lettering on an off white background. This is a pe...

Life as I know it... and love it! Are you still deciding on that tattoo? We hear ya! How about you start by tattooing your travel mug, car, phone, ...

Damn, I'm cute for a bandage! Our stinkin' cute Gama-Go Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo damn well delightful! They say that very cloud has ...

Watch out boy she'll chew you up Get a leg (or arm) up on your competition with our Maneater Shark Bait Candy! Yeah, that's right, we said it! Cand...

You know what holiday? What makes you think you're so freaking special? Whatever the occasion, if you'd prefer to screw whatever stupid holiday is ...

❤ Dogs Rule ❤ Show off your puppy love for your best friend with our mini Dog Heart Vinyl Sticker! A big improvement from the standard I ❤ My Dog ...

The brave get boo-boos too! Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognize...

I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which t...

Because chicken nuggies are life. 🧡 If you’re all about the Netflix and chicken nuggets our super saucy Nugs & Kisses Relationship Card will wa...

Have a killer birthday Since birthdays aren’t scary enough, may as well seal the deal with our heart-stopping Killer Clown Birthday Card! An aweso...

Did you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card! Bird enthusiasts will love receiving t...

In a jam? Straight from the strawberry fields and ready to patch up your boo boo. Our berry sweet Strawberry Bandages are the cream of the crop! S...

A Unique Tea Infuser! Oh, shell yeah! Our flippin awesome Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser by Fred and Friends is coming this Fall 2018! Just ...

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can ...

Relax with your Sunday None-Day Spirit Animal When you want to take life slow and hang out with a cup of tea, our Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser is ha...

Meh. I'd rather sit here and lick my butthole. Our well-groomed Meh. Cat Butt Vinyl Sticker displays a not very a-mews-ed kitty. Butt - that's cool...

Control+S for an upcoming birthday Our cheeky Old And Floppy Disc Birthday Card will always be in style! Because poking fun at your friends on thei...

The special treatment with a clear expiration date Our trash talking Today You're Special. Tomorrow Fuck You Greeting Card recognizes the significa...

Technically everyone’s a mooch on their birthday. Even though you didn't technically do anything except to be born, which wasn't even your accompli...

Naut all ice creams are created equal In order for our Astronauts, who live in the International Space Station, to eat while hanging out in space, ...

This birthday card is easy on the eyes! 😍 Our playful So You Don't Have to Squint Birthday Card playfully pokes fun at the demise of your 20/20 vis...

Cool and soothing no matter how hot your temper! Smooth on Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, l...