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I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...

Better together with nuggets! Our hilarious and heartwarming Welcome Lil' Nugget New Baby Card is like a happy meal for your emotions! 🍔🍟 Just like...

When ugh just won't do! When a facepalm isn't enough, our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Magnet speaks for you. This cool magnet can read your mind and is equ...

In a land before iPhones... Our flipping hilarious I Remember When You Were Cool Friendship Card is the perfect greeting for your aging pals! Wheth...

You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...

It's time to raise the woof! 🐶🎉 Are you looking for a birthday card that speaks to the heart of your favorite dog-loving, anti-people person? Look ...

So many balls, this is nuts! Our Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card identifies 21 different types of ball and game, from bright juggling balls to tiny p...

It's still better than calling Our quirky I Totally Text You When I'm On The Toilet Card is perfect for all multi-taskers, boundary stompers and th...

Got another scratch? You've gotta be kitten me! Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages! Now you...

You're never gonna dance again Our celebratory And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card is the perfect card for your friend that just ann...

This birthday card is easy on the eyes! 😍 Our playful So You Don't Have to Squint Birthday Card playfully pokes fun at the demise of your 20/20 vis...

Heal at your own rate, superstar! Our snarky Heal At Your Own Rate Get Well Card is the card that finally understands that recovery isn't a race, i...

Floats like a butterfly and stings like a son of a bee! 🦋🐝 Beautifully illustrated with a kaleidoscope of butterflies and inspirational words adorn...

Dreams taste like cotton candy 😋💗 We think it's fair to say that our Cotton Candy Scented Pen will bring you back to carefree days spent at the car...

Hilarious until it's awkward Our hilarious Hope Your Baby Doesn't Grow Up To Be A Serial Killer Card is the perfect card for your friend or favorit...

Let's have some mother duck-ing fun Let your mom know that she’s everything she’s quacked up to be with our You Are a Duck-ing Cool Mom Mother’s Da...

This card is so much funukah! Celebrate the festival of lights, on one of its eight crazy nights with our Chanukah Gin + Tonicah Card! (But only i...

Do you have a parent that suffers from password amnesia? Lost passwords? Oh, they're just our parents' secret way of keeping us entertained! Presen...

Weed, cheese and wine... oh my! Our celebratory Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card is the perfect birthday card for a close puff-pas...

So fresh and so clean clean Love the idea of a fresh start? So do we! Take a deep breath, smile, and embrace leaving the proverbial stench of 2020 ...

Double your writing fun! Fantasies really do come true with our mythical, magical, Twice as Nice 2 Color Click pens! They will at least double your...

Yo kids! What’s quack-a-lackin’? Looking for the perfect card for your dad-joke-dishing, pun-loving pops? Our squeaky clean You are a Duck-ing Cool...

Well done! Congratulations On Successfully Making It Another 365 Days Without Adulting! Please note: if you are over 25 and your parents hand deliv...