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A Blast from the Past: TREND Stinky Stickers! Do you miss the '80s? So do we, especially the hair. But wait, before you dig out that mullet wig, we...

Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year w...

Like, have a rad birthday! This choice 80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card is an awesome way to celebrate a top-of-the-charts birthday with some of ...

And I owe it all to you! Hey, Baby... our Time of My Life Dirty Dancing Valentine's Day Card is sure to sweep any girl off her feet, just like Patr...

Say what? Stackable, erasable, rainbow-colored ice cream scoop crayons with a vanilla-scented cone base!? Geesh, that's a mouthful! But, no matter ...

Donut worry, be happy! Scribble away with a design that's positively dripping with donuts. Our Donut Scented Pen boasts a drool-worthy, donut-arom...

We’re the perfect blend! Thanks a latte for being my friend, you mocha me really happy and warm my cold black heart. Words cannot espresso how much...

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Je...

This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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You had me at HO Our playful Snow's Out Ho's Out Christmas Card is the perfect for all of those ho's you know nice people who like to say ho-ho-ho!...

'Fra-Gee-Lay!' It Must Be Italian! Our Christmas Story Pencils are a tribute to the American classic Christmas Story movie. The movie is probably o...

I don't feel Waffle when you're around Send our delish I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card to that special someone and put a smile on their face!...

Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face. With a Chair. Our cheeky High Five BlueQ gum will help you easily relay your empathy and disdain in...

Oh, here comes T-Rex Cottontail, stompin' down the bunny trail Stomp-ity stompin, Easter's on its way with our Tyrannosaurus Rex Easter Card! And ...

For the resilient friend who is well versed in the art of cussingDecorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is ...

This is the way! Right? Survive? Our Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of endurance and survival! What...

Xanadu, Xanadu.... 🌈🛼 Our Roller Skates Pencil Case is a quick roll down memory lane, to when the best birthday parties were held at the roller ska...

You've just got to stay paw-sitive! Our Hope You're Feline Better Soon Glitter Greeting Card is purr-fectly adorable to a friend that's under the w...

Lookin' straight out of the 1980s! The ultimate blast from the past – a nostalgic throwback for the kids of the totally coolest era ever... the Wor...

What were they thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER b...

Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...

Psychologists, neurologists, woo-woos, gurus, and fairy godmothers agree... Gratitude is essential to happiness! And our nifty Attitude Of Gratitud...