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Welcome their new bundle of joy refund! Not a "baby person"? No problem. Wholeheartedly congratulate the new parents for their minor financial win...

Spoiler Alert: You were the awesome thing! ✨🎂✨ Our Something Awesome Birthday Card sure knows how to deliver the message! This greeting is bursting...

The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

Your mouth won't be able to shut the fucupcake! When you're having a good for muffin kind of day, our Cupcake Popping Candy is happy to add some pe...

Don't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

We're stoked about this card! We'ed bet you have a few friends that would totally relate to our 5 Rules for Happiness, Or Just Smoke A Little Weed ...

A blast from the past! 🚀🌕 This vintage space ship flashlight is sure to awaken your inner child's love of space and sci-fi adventures! Speaking of ...

Deliver the perfect backhanded compliment Our interactive You Are #1 Middle Finger Card is a fun way to deliver "the bird" via snail mail. An epic ...

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You are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...

The most popular Barbie accessory of all time! The one and only Barbie 1978 A-Frame Dreamhouse is back in miniature size! Now fans of all ages can ...

Deli-counter fresh baked faked ham! Sure, Christmas is about the joy of giving, but let's not forget about the delicious food! An homage to the tra...

We've used this line before... it just never gets old. Our cheeky Happy Mother's Day from your Favorite Child Greeting Card, is the perfect card fo...

Unleash the Birthday Magic! Introducing the enchanting and absolutely adorable Magical Donkey Unicorn Birthday Card! 🌈✨ Prepare to be whisked away...

You think this is a Gameboy? 🤨🕹️ It's just a super-awesome, hyper-realistic Nintendo Gameboy shaped tin filled with candy, people! The original han...

This card is the icing on the cake! No matter which way you slice it, our totally relatable I Get Corner Piece? Dinosaur Birthday Card will come ou...

Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

This is the way! Right? Survive? Our Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of endurance and survival! What...

Cheetos at 2am? Mmm-kay Our diabolic Maybe Today, Satan Sticker is a hilarious take on the popular phrase "Not today, Satan." But this past year an...

Show 'em you're one smart cookie for finding the perfect birthday card! Our deliciously fun Oreo Cookie Birthday Card is simply the sweetest greeti...

Double rainbow, anyone? 🌈🌈😍 The thrill of spotting a rainbow has been captured in candy form! So, be the rainbow in somebody's cloud when you gift ...

Life a dumpster fire? Roast marshmallows! Sometimes life gives us lemons and we make lemonade, but then there are times that the I Know Things Are ...