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Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (...

Wish I was there in person to throw this in your face! Our Confetti Card's prescription for you is stay away from jerks, celebrate the little thing...

Happy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...

You get better with age when you remember to put a cork in it! 100% accurate... Like A Fine Wine Or An Aged Scotch, You Are Old And I Can Probably ...

Check porch, wait. repeat. Oh, the holidays! When even the mice take a break, but our trusty delivery folks? They're out there, battling the frost ...

Spice up your Valentine's Day! Get ready to spice up your taste buds with our Hot Salted Sriracha Milk Chocolate Bar!  A perfect Valentine's Day gi...

A charming gift for budding artists! It's crystal clear that our Charm to Charm Stacking Crayon Set is a gem of a find for kids and adults who love...

All you need is ♥ love ♥ (but a fav pencil with a good eraser comes in at #2!) This sharp pencil set features a rainbow of colors with no shortage ...

Damn, I'm cute for a bandage! Our stinkin' cute Gama-Go Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo damn well delightful! They say that very cloud has ...

They're magically delicious! Our cerealsy cute You Charmed Me Love Card is a fun and flirty way to let them just how lucky you are to have them in ...

Thanks, I can't afford a therapist! Our appreciative You Are My Human Panic Room Friendship Card is a huge thanks to that person who is always ther...

Better together with nuggets! Our hilarious and heartwarming Welcome Lil' Nugget New Baby Card is like a happy meal for your emotions! 🍔🍟 Just like...

Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astr...

So you like getting down and dirty? 🪴👩‍🌾 Plant fanatics don't mind getting dirty... in fact they totally dig it. (Sow-y not sow-y) Nature your ord...

Checking boxes, and taking names! Introducing the subtle complexity of our self-assured Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse. At first glance, it may ...

Mind bending flashback to ​1984 When you're tongue tied and twisted, our super silly "I Had One Of Those! Bendy Pencil" is just the writing impleme...

Makeup your own scratch-off message! Our iconic Scratch Off Caboodle Greeting Card is a totally awesome card to have on hand - you know just in cas...

Happy pierogi dude is sure to fill yinz with joy! Do we love pierogies? You bet your dupa we do! Which is why we're obsessed with our adorable, lit...

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you fill my belly tonight? Had it will all of the reindeer games trying to find the perfect stocking stuff...

Do you dare to drink up? 🍺😉 Ready to party-take in some fun? Our portable Pinball Drinking Game will leave you giggling and likely spinning like t...

Oh, here comes T-Rex Cottontail, stompin' down the bunny trail Stomp-ity stompin, Easter's on its way with our Tyrannosaurus Rex Easter Card! And ...

Today sucks but it'll get better Send our uplifting I Hope This Sh*t A** Day Gets A Lot Less Sh*tty Greeting Card to anyone that needs a smile and ...