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It's time to raise the woof! 🐶🎉 Are you looking for a birthday card that speaks to the heart of your favorite dog-loving, anti-people person? Look ...

You make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...

You probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...

So many balls, this is nuts! Our Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card identifies 21 different types of ball and game, from bright juggling balls to tiny p...

Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthda...

What childhood tastes like! Every one remembers Fruit Stripe Original Gum and it's intense aromas, fruity flavors and of course the temporary tatto...

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From the Window to the Wall It's the Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler! Remember back to the day, maybe it was at school or at home, you would toss...

Live life like a song and have a Dope Birthday! Get ready to saddle up for a high birthday celebration with our Have A Willie Dope Birthday Card! W...