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    I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel

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    Challenge accepted. Game on! 🔥🥩🔥 While the actual game may be playing in the background, the grill master is hard at work cooking up something deli...

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    You're An OK Dad Father's Day Card

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    You're okay in our book! Now, that book may be a comic book, but that makes our You're an Okay Dad Father's Day Card, all the better! Front: You’...

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    Caution: Man Cave Enter At Your Own Risk Sign

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    Cavemen gonna cave. 🪨 Your live-in caveman is wheel'y going to love their new Caution: Man Cave sign! Encourage your boyfriend, husband, or brothe...

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    Video Game Men's Socks

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    A high scoring gift for the gamer who has everything Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brot...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    Nose Aerobics Basketball

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    Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body. That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thi...

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    Bacon Bandages

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    Bacon Bandages for your Boo Boo's! Bacon goes perfect with eggs... and now bloody messes you made when you weren't looking where you were walking! ...

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    Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

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    Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday? So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking a...

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    Mini Plant Life Support

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    A lifeline for your plant. 🪴💧⚕️ Piece of mind is the root of all happiness - so why leave the responsibility of keeping your plants alive, in the h...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    Classic Disguise Glasses

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    You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

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    5 Minute Poo Bathroom Timer

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    Shit's about to get real. Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffe...

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    Geek Pennant

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    It's not like they'd have a sports team pennant! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. Our totally geeky felt...

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    This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper

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    This is pretty crappy... This crappy toilet paper has This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper printed on every sheet... that's 200 of ...

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    Soap For A Dope Bar Soap

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    Uh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...

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    Fowl Language Bird Mug

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    Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...

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    Sudski Shower Beer Holder

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    It's Happy Hour in the shower! Shower beer is one of life’s greatest simple pleasures and everyone will enjoy the Sudski Shower Beer Holder. Nothi...

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    World's Smallest Cornhole

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    Awww, shucks. Our World’s Smallest Cornhole Game is just about the cutest lil thing we ever did see! This iconic game has been shrunk down to pocke...

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    You Are A Duck-ing Cool Dad Father's Day Card

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    Yo kids! What’s quack-a-lackin’? Looking for the perfect card for your dad-joke-dishing, pun-loving pops? Our squeaky clean You are a Duck-ing Cool...

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    I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

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    We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judgin...

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    Squirrel in Underpants Bobblehead Nodder

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    No naked squirrels! Makes your commute a little less nuts Tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard? Think squirrels should ta...

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    Fun Person Alert Men's Socks

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    🚨 Whoop Whoop! 🚨 Fun person coming through! Why else would they be wearing these socks? Clearly designed with the life of the party in mind, our Fu...

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    Dad, After All These Beers Greeting Card

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    To Dad. Your dear old hops. A man lager than life. 🍻 A refreshing take on humdrum sentimental-style cards our After All These Beers Dad Card offers...

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    You're The G.O.A.T. Father's Day Card

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    Props to Daaaaad A special shoutout to Daaad from his favorite kid, our punny G.O.A.T. Dad Greeting card is the kinda humor that will make dad extr...

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