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    Mini-Kickers Flavored Roasted Crickets

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    Everybody gets a kick out of eating crickets! Crickets are healthy. They offer real animal protein that includes all 9 essential amino acids, more ...

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    Potato Clips Bag Clips

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    They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the aut...

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    Classic Disguise Glasses

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    You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

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    Nose Aerobics Basketball

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    Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body. That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thi...

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    F*cking Meetings Candle

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    Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

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    Pee My Plants Garden Sculpture

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    Time to go water the bushes houseplants. 😏🪴 Designed to look like a miniature version of the peeing boy trope popularized in ancient times, our whi...

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    Toilet Bowl Pet Bowl

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    Drinking from the bowl? Good boi! Let your doggo indulge in their favorite guilty pleasure with our Toilet Shaped Pet Bowl! It's loads of fun! In f...

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    Emergency Eyebrows

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    Have years of overplucking your eyebrows got you down? Feeling left out with the giant caterpillar eyebrows rage? Our Emergency Eyebrows have got y...

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    I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

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    Hungry? Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought so...

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    Captain Obvious Men's Socks

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    Have no fear! Captain Obvious is here! Ahoy matey! Our cheeky Captain Obvious Men's Crew Socks are the perfect foot sweaters for the bloke who anno...

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    Office Dares Retro Pinball Game

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    Let the office shenanigans begin! 👩‍💼👨‍💼 Spice up a monotonous office day with this retro pinball game that gives you and your colleagues outrageou...

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    Soap For A Dope Bar Soap

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    Uh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...

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    Fowl Language Bird Mug

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    Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...

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    Switchblade Comb

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    Be cool like the Fonz. Ayyy... Now you look super cool while protecting your 'do with our Switchblade Comb. Just don't be a fool and bring it to sc...

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    Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap

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    Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...

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    President Of Local Gas Company Men's Socks

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    It's hard to believe it all started in the mailroom. Some guys just have that special "something" that makes them a good fit for our President of t...

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    That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist

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    A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. If your love of food tends to come with a downside for your backside, our That's a Spicy Meatball Lava...

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    Recycle Bin Coffee Mug

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    reduce, re-use, recycle (and refill!) Can you believe it? It's just what you've bin looking for! A coffee mug that looks just like a curbside recyc...

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    Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

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    They're out there! It's time we came together as a country and understand that yes, men can be crazy cat ladies too. Were they born like this or is...

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    Jesus Is Washing You Soap

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    Get closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...

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    The Game of Gnomes Garden Gnome

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    Brace yourself, the funny yard gnomes are coming! Your garden will forever live in infamy once the Game of Gnomes Garden Gnome has assumed its righ...

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    I Left The Seat Up For You Men's Socks

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    You're such a gentleman... Sigh. Do you know a guy, any guy? Great! We have the perfect gift to give them! Is it lazy? Survival of the fittest? ...

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    Sushi Toss Water Game

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    This game blows...🐡 sushi!  🍣😋 Waiting for your delicious hand-rolled sushi order can be torture. And everyone knows it's rude to break out your ce...

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    Caution: Man Cave Enter At Your Own Risk Sign

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    Cavemen gonna cave. 🪨 Your live-in caveman is wheel'y going to love their new Caution: Man Cave sign!  Encourage your boyfriend, husband, or brothe...

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