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Here's Your Gift MotherF*cker Soap

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Here's your gift motherf*cker!   Hope you like it!
Forced to give the obligatory gift to someone you love to hate?   Or dying to give the perfect gift to someone who has a terrific sense of humor?
Our positively wonderful Here's your Gift Motherf*cker Soap is the best thing since sliced bread.   And its packaging's uncanny resemblance to our favorite packaged white bread, may be more than a happy coincidence!   It's kismet!
If there were the 1950's it would be the most perfect object for washing mouths out with soap!   Just sayin'''.
Lavender and vanilla. scent.   Measures 2 inches tall x 3 inches wide x .75 inch deep.   2 oz.   Made in USA with 100% pure vegetable base and essential oils.

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