CBD Gummy Cherries $24.99 Feel CBD cherrific before you know it! Our CBD Gummy Cherries edibles are the ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! This is not your mom's high school weed! Feeling a bit stressed or anxious? Pop a couple of these in your mouth and you'll feel your worries...
CBD Gummy Blueberry Rings $24.99 CBD edibles shaped as tiny life savers - coincidence? We think naut! Our CBD Gummy Blueberry Rings are here to come to the rescue! These tasty little hemp oil candies pack a substantial punch with 25mg of CBD per piece. Don't know what CBD is? Allow us...
CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings $24.99 Feeling a bit melon-choly? Our CBD infused edibles will save the day! Formulated with cannabidiol our CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings help to promote an awesome sense of calm and overall wellness, CBD is short for cannabidiol...
CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis $24.99 CBD edibles have arrived! Good luck trying to wipe that smile off your face! Too peopley outside? No problem! Reach for your jar of CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis and your social anxiety will run for the hills, instead of you! These smiley face...
CBD Gummy Bears $24.99 Oh, I'm a CBD Gummy Bear.... a CBD Gummy Bear. I'm a yummy, edible, social anxiety reducing gummy bear! What a long strange trip it's been getting CBD Gummy Bears to the market, but we're so Grateful they've finally made it! Now that they're...
CBD Gummy Ribbons $24.99 Double rainbow edibles!? What does it mean?? Take a trip outside of your typical comfort zone with our yummy CBD Gummy Ribbons! Say what? With the anti-anxiety and stress-reducing effects of CBD oil, you'll quickly be on your way a relaxing and...
CBD Gummy Worms $24.99 CBD is legal in all 50 states, y'all! Why settle for vaping or salves when our CBD Gummy Worms are just like the ones you remember from your childhood! These squirmy little wormies taste, look, smell, and feel the same. The only difference is that they...
Arctic Tea Walrus Tea Infuser $9.99 I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob! Two tell you the tooth, our Arctic Tea Walrus Tea Infuser has earned our seal of approval! A flawless walrus for your cup of tea, this cool polar pinniped will brew you the perfect hot cuppa tea. Simply fill...
CBD Gummy Peach Rings $24.99 These cannabidiol edibles will leave you feeling just peachy! It's no coincidence our CBD Gummy Peach Rings are shaped like tiny life savers, for they truly are! These tasty little treats pack a substantial punch with 25mg of CBD per piece...
CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg $99.99 Keep Calm and Munch On Yummy CBD Gummies Introducing our mega-huge CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg! Personally, we eat our CBD gummy bears two at at time. So they don't have to die alone. We're thoughtful like that. CBD...
Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy $12.99 Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many...
Citrus Sippers Ice Cube Tray + Straw Set $11.99 Pucker up buttercup! Our Citrus Sippers Ice Cube Tray + Straw Set creates a set of tropical straws with a frozen twist! Fill the citrus slices with water (add a dash of lemon or lime for some extra zip) and freeze. Drop one into your Mai Tai and...
Jellyfish Beverage Boats $9.99 Your friends will be so jelly! Our Jellyfish Beverage Boats come as a pair so you can share! While jellyfish don’t have a brain, these jellyfish are smart enough to know that getting out of the pool every time you want a sip of your drink can...
Rainbow Glitter Scented Sunscreen $18.99 You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen! This super fun bio-degradable glitter sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum...
Portable Prosecco Glass Set $11.99 Feeling bubbly? Let's get fizzical with our Portable Prosecco Glass Set! This adorable duo will keep your life sparkling and your glass full! Featuring two collapsible gold-stemmed glasses, they are made from durable-yet-lightweight plastic so that...
People I Love: Cats. Socks $10.99 Socks fur the serious cat purr-son. No kitten, our People I Love: Cats. Socks are so soft and cozy, they're like paw-jamas for your feet! Do you pre-fur the company of cats? Are you a little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly...
Gummy Candy Burger $7.99 A whopper of a Gummy! Made of 22 delicious candies, The Original Gummy Candy Burger is a concept that is well-done! Complete with see-thru cardboard burger box, it's the king of all gummies! 6 sweet candy top bun slices 6 candy cheese n sauce gummy...
Magic the Unicorn Star Lil Float $14.99 Who are you calling imaginary? The hot pink star-studded mane of our Magic the Unicorn Stars Lil Float is guaranteed to make your mini me the star attraction at the kiddie pool this summer! Nothing is sweeter than watching your little one safely...
Clean Puppy Candle $11.99 Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...
Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float $19.99 The More You Know Our Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float encourages you to reach for the stars! While some of you may notice it looks a heck of a lot like the ole NBC PSA logo, others may just see for what it is! An awesome gift for star gazers and...
I Love My Asshole Kids Socks $10.99 The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper. If you're wondering what's going on behind...
Dinner Winner Plate Gastronaut Edition $19.99 A fun treat for your little space cadet! Create an atmosphere of fun at mealtime with our Dinner Winner Plate Gastronaut Edition! An engaging mealtime adventure, Fred’s award-winning Dinner Winner provides eat-as-you-go action that...
Wally Narwhal Sprinkler $29.99 Coz they are so awesome Get ready because our Wally Narwhal Sprinkler will soon be causing a commotion! Fresh out of the ocean, goggles and all, this underwater unicorn is ready to get your party started! Inflatable narwhal sprinkler Measures...
Sharkie Shark Sprinkler $29.99 Beware! May induce ankle biter giggling frenzy! Water we talking about? Our inflatable Sharkie Shark Sprinkler (not to be confused with Marky Mark - but he's okay with that too) is the some fin that has been missing form your summer fun! You'll be up...
Einstein's Bath-Time Continuum Soap $3.49 Gets you relatively clean Our Einstein's Bath-Time Continuum Soap is made entirely of atoms and molecules, including vegetable soap with glycerine, Shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil, almond oil, and cocoa bean shell. This tiny bar...
Inflatable T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler $24.99 He came, he saur, he conquered the heat. Our enthusiastic and ambitious Inflatable Mini T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler is ready to show that giant ball of gas in the sky who's boss! 15 inch tall inflatable sprinkler Hooks up to standard garden...
Space Invader Air Planter $19.99 It's an Unidentified Flowering Object! Our unbelievably fun Space Invader Air Planter is invading your home and adding a cosmic boost to your mood! This lightweight-yet- sturdy borosilicate glass vessel is the ideal place to put an air plant,...
Dainty Donuts Pencil Erasers $3.99 You'll want to eat your words Made a mistake? Donut fret! Erase in style with our Dainty Donuts Pencil Erasers! This cute eraser set comes with half a dozen donut erasers that will make your pencil made mistakes disappear in a sweet looking way. Dainty...
Potato Clips Bag Clips $7.99 They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it...
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Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler $29.99 Weather you like it or not... without rain there would be no rainbows! And we just happen to love it! Matter of fact, our Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler just showed up out of the blue and brought his very own rain clouds with him! (he claimed...
Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! $9.99 Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why your cat acts a certain way, has such an attitude, or does strange things! A fur-tunate discovery,...
Jane Austen's Finest Balm $4.99 Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than you...
This Girl Takes No Sh*t Ankle Socks $10.99 The only way we'll pussyfoot around Our meow-nificently catty This Girl Takes No Shit Ankle Socks is dripping with sass and cuteness! Featuring a relaxed kitty cat, enjoying a well-deserved ice cream cone waiting for the haters to say something so she...
Let That Shit Go Gum $1.99 Take two deep breaths and call me in the morning. Our thought-provoking and breath freshening Let That Shit Go Gum features the Medicine Buddha encouraging you to move on bruh. Seriously. It was like 4 years ago and it wasn't even that big of a deal...
Kiddo Float Skull and Crossbones $19.99 It's all about the booty! Our Skull and Crossbones Kiddo Float guarantees that your motley crew of hooligans won't be bored out of their skulls this summer! Don't believe us? We're so shore not even going to bother ARRR-guing with you...
Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler $24.99 Mer-make fin-tastic summer memories! Our flipping awesome Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler has earned our o-fishal seal of approval! It's guaranteed to make a big splash with the bubbliest of kiddos as they fall in love head over tails with this...
Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt $12.99 Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent yet flirty retro print with the words Get Ready to Undo Your Pants, this double entendre gets to the...
Cheeseburger Cooler Bag $24.99 Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a 12 pack of beer What are you going to carry in your Cheeseburger Cooler Bag? Soda, beer, cider, Capri-suns? Have it your way! We won't judge! Just be sure to save us one. EVA-lined...
I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case $5.99 Piquing flowers Our curious and curiouser I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case is sure to get some attention! Hidden among the flowers is a not so secret message - I have secrets. Cool ones. which will quickly pique the interest of...
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Dressed To Spill Fisherman Bib + Teether Set $19.99 The early babe gets the worm! With the so-fish-ticated humor of our Dressed To Spill Fisherman Bib + Teether Set, outdoorsy parents are guaranteed to fall for it hook, line, and sinker! 100% pure, BPA-free silicone wiggly worm-shaped...
Inflatable Tiara $7.99 Yaasss queen! You will look gorgeous adorned by our Inflatable Tiara whether you're beauty queen, ice queen, drag queen, drama queen, or dairy queen! It's also the perfect thing to keep with you at all times, in case there is a royal emergency!...
Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist $11.99 Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...
Alarm, You're a Little Bitch Socks $10.99 You can stick that clock where the sun don't shine. With our ever-so-chipper Alarm, You're a Little Bitch Socks your outfit will be anything but a snooze fest, even when you're just sitting there on your rooster! Not a morning person? Us either...
Procrastinate Like There Is A Tomorrow Gum $1.99 Dance like everyone is watching! Our deliciously cheeky Procrastinate Like There Is A Tomorrow Gum is a fun little gift punctuated with minty flavor and biting humor! Behold a cool and minty present with a message that is sure to strike a chord with your...
Finger Log Rolling $9.99 Time to log off, and log on! Desperate for adventure while stuck at your desk? It's time you take our Finger Log Rolling for a spin! Perfect gift for hipsters looking for a retro game to jump into! Their flannels will perfectly match the aesthetic...
F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel $12.99 That's what cheese said. Don't be Bleu! Our unbrielievably accurate Fuck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel is the perfect irreverent hostess gift you've been searching for! It's a mozzar-hella cool present for your cheesiest friend. After all, you guys are...
Jumbo Rainbow Fruit-Scented Eraser $5.99 Don't let a mistake rain on your parade! The sun is out and it's time to erase in a big way with our Jumbo Rainbow Fruit-Scented Eraser! This massive rainbow colored eraser will work wonders on any pencil erasing job you have… large and small...
Go Away I'm Introverting Gum $1.99 Make that a nope for me. Our straight-to-the-point Go Away I'm Introverting Gum is just what you need on you in case of a social annoyance crisis. Don't even bother making eye contact or parting your lips. Just be friendly by offering them a piece of...
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Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers $9.99 Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the crispy, crunchy comfort to your creative process... without those pesky calories! Got writers block?...
Bomb Pop Cooler Bag $24.99 Keep em cool in red, white, and blue Our totally sweet and patriotic Bomb Pop Cooler Bag is perfect for picnics, tailgating, trips to the shore, and more! Rocket Pop Design Holds 12 cans! Zipper Closure EVA-lined Cooler Shoulder Straps Just add...
Rainbow Lil Pool Kiddie Pool $24.99 Splash inside the belly of the rainbow Our Rainbow Lil Pool Kiddie Pool is bright spot in the sunniest of days! There may not be a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, but you may quickly discover that tiny leprechaun-sized humans will flock to this...
Desktop Terrarium Kit $9.99 No Green Thumb Required Plant killer? You'll love our Desktop Terrarium Kit, that's faux sure! We saw your picture hanging on the wall of our local garden shop. You try your best to keep plants alive, but it's just not your thing. So now you...
Giant Ring Pop Pool Float $19.99 Ring Pops are Your Inner Child's Best Friend Your heart will swell at the sight of our Giant Ring Pop Pool Float! It's chock full of sugary sweet nostalgia and hot air! Razzle Dazzle with our giant candy bling ring shaped floaty Geometrically...
Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit $14.99 Trace, Color, Stick! Run out of wall space? Add some happy color to your space with our Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit! After you've created your masterpieces place your custom artwork on your windows and use the light of the sun to brighten up...
Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set $19.99 Ahoy crabbies, it's mealtime! Believe it or naut, our Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set will make watching your baby fuss over eating their veggies a reel'y fun experience! Even when your little one is cussing like a baby sailor! Have a baby...
Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks $12.99 Read between the lines. Our Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks tells it like it is. There's no gushing Facebook post of undying love, just some honesty bundled up in a cozy pair of socks he may or may not forget to put in the hamper: I usually do...
Candy Taco $7.99 Taco bout a clever candy! Our Candy Taco is just the sugary sustenance a taco lover with a sweet tooth needs on the go! Move over Choco-Taco, there's a sweeter less meltier version in town! (but don't go too far, we do love you! we just need a break)...
