Carnovsky Animals Jigsaw Puzzle $19.99 3 images in 1 amazing animal puzzle! Our mind-bending Carnovsky Animals Jigsaw Puzzle explores the interaction between color and light as the colors mix up the lines and shapes and your eyes try to make sense of what they see. Three different images of...
Carnovsky Ocean Jigsaw Puzzle $19.99 O-fish-oly the coolest puzzle! Our mind-melting Carnovsky Ocean Jigsaw Puzzle will have your eyes trying to make sense of what they are seeing. Explore the interaction between color and light as the colors mix up lines and shapes to create a blend of...
Coaster Games $12.99 Time to open some whoop-ass! Our Coaster Games are the perfect addition to your next get-together or dinner party. Each set contains 25 double-sides cardboard drink coasters, each one featuring a different activity to add a splash of fun to any...
Employee Of The Moment Notepad $7.99 Recognize all those thankless tasks Our gratuitous Employee Of The Moment Notepad helps recognize all those little things that employees and co-workers do to make the job a better place to be everyday! Did someone at work change the water cooler...
Etch A Sketch Birthday Card $4.99 The lines starts here... for birthday wishes! Our wildly fun Etch A Sketch Birthday Card is an inspiration back to our childhood. It was so fun to move the dials around and create something new and then quickly erase it all with a shake, shake, shake...
Generic Bandages $5.99 This is a product headline These Generic Bandages are straight, simple and to the point. There are 15 sterile strips in each tin and each has the word BANDAGE displayed. This works out perfectly because people stop asking, "What's that on your knee?"...
Gnome Place Like Home Face Mask $12.99 Gnome pun intended. Even if you enjoy avoiding human contact during this crazy pandemic/apocalypse, sometimes you have to leave the comfort of your own home and venture out into the wild public domain. Perhaps you're itching to hang with your gnomies,...
Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle $19.99 That truffle buttery scent! Light our lavish and upscale Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle when it's time to celebrate! Maybe it's a group victory or it could just be your own accomplishment that deserves the good shit. Enjoy that truffle buttery scent as...
I Totally Text You When I'm On The Toilet Card $4.99 It's still better than calling Our quirky I Totally Text You When I'm On The Toilet Card is perfect for all multi-taskers, boundary stompers and those attached to their devices. We all do it... right? I'm heading to the bathroom, text me when the...
Just About Out of F*cks Magnet $4.99 Well shit, it looks like you're just about out Our hilarious Just About Out of Fucks Magnet speaks your mind and lets everyone know that you're just about out of fucks... down to the last one actually. After that, you don't have any to give! Don't come...
Ketchup Candy Canes $6.49 Would you like a side of fries with that? The only candy cane to eat with french fries! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavored candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...
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Life is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It Greeting Card $4.99 Grab life by the balls! Pass our cunning Life is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It Greeting Card along to friend. It's a great reminder to take charge, be themselves and take no crap. Grabbing life by the horns and seizing the day is how to live a happy...
Oh, For F*ck's Sake Magnet $4.99 When ugh just won't do! When a facepalm isn't enough, our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Magnet speaks for you. This cool magnet can read your mind and is equally effective at saying "F*** Off," "I forgive you," or "I'm sorry your life is feeling like a dumpster...
Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card $4.99 These peckers like morning wood Our cute Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card illustrates a selection of eleven birds from the woodpecker family, including the Green, the Greater Spotted and even the Hairy and Powerful! Perfect to send to bird...
Present From The Ass-Holery Cat Birthday Card $4.99 Are you kitten me? Our mischievous Present From Cat Birthday Card reminds us that we all love the cat, but the cat can be an asshole sometimes and there's no two ways about it. But the cat has it's heart in the right place and will promise to dispense...
Reddi For The Holidays Christmas Card $4.99 What doesn't whipped cream go on?! Our festive Reddi For The Holidays Card reminds us all what the winter holidays are all about. Pies, cakes, warm apple cider, pumpkin spice coffee and so many more... all topped with whipped cream! Of course, who...
Saint Dr. Fauci Hand Sanitizer $12.99 Saint Fauci says stay clean, stay safe! Our special quarantine edition Saint Dr. Fauci Hand Sanitizer is perfect for staying clean at home. Well, now he's saying you can take it out with you. Wait, you can take it out if it maintains a six foot distance...
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Soap For Cat People $8.99 Smells Like Purring Our a-meow-zing Soap for Cat People is a fun and purr-fect gift for the person in your life that loves cats! It's scented like warm milk which no cat or cat lover can resist. Having more than three cats isn't crazy. They may leave...
Soap For Dog People $8.99 Smells like unconditional love Our ultiMutt Soap for Dog People is a fun and te-ruff-ect gift for the person in your life that loves cats! It's scented like Grassy Dog Park which every dog lover is familiar with and loves. You know the smell... grass,...
The Ultimate Movie Buff Mug $17.99 I'm fluent in movie quotes If you consider yourself a movie buff, then put your inner-geek to the test with our iconic The Ultimate Movie Buff Mug. This unique ceramic mug has 50 images from classic movies that will test your might to identify. Once...
Twisted Sudoku Puzzle Book $12.99 What sorcery is this? Our fun and challenging Twisted Sudoku Puzzle Book contains over 100 Sudoku puzzles, each with a mind-bending twist. It’s a fresh and fun take on the classic, standard Sudoku challenge as it breaks the rules, defying...
Twisted Word Search $12.99 Twisted is the new normal Our Twisted Word Search has over 100 word search puzzles, each with a mind-bending twist or theme. Breaking the rules, defying conventions and shaking up the world of puzzling, this is a fresh and funky new take on the...
Welcome To The Sh*t Show Friendship Card $4.99 You've been upgraded to VIP Our Welcome To The Shit Show Friendship Card is a fantastic card for any occasion. Of course this works really well for anyone that is entering something new, like the job market or parenthood! Front of card:...
Why Did I Leave The House Retro Keychain $7.99 Why leave the comforts of home? Our vintage-styled Why Did I Leave The House Retro Keychain is perfect for the all introverts inside of us. Why did I make these plans? Yes, it's fun to go out and see friends and family but sometimes it's just better to...
Adulthood Pen Set $9.99 Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a little laugh from what most of us have experienced while growing up... that we just want to go back because...
And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card $4.99 You're never gonna dance again Our celebratory And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card is the perfect card for your friend that just announced that they're expecting. Especially if they love 80's pop icons like George Michael! Front of the...
Beavers Greeting Card $4.99 Dam, what I wood do for you! Our busy Beavers Greeting Card is a cheeky nature card illustrating the characteristics of the Beaver. The Beaver of course is one of North America's favorite animals and is always busy with activities...
Boobies Fowl Bird Coaster $4.99 Wanna see my Boobies? Our lovely Boobies Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best Booby birds! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers, gardeners to pun enthusiasts and a great conversation starter when you have a dinner party. The coaster...
Canine Chaos Card Game $12.99 Get ready to howl with laughter! Join this A-list cast of canine celebrities in our Canine Chaos Card Game for a fast and frantic card-swapping game of canine craziness. With 25 hilarious canine celebrity characters included, can you claim your way to...
Conversation Starters Cocktail Napkins $5.99 Soul digging is always interesting Our Conversation Starters Cocktail Napkins are perfect for your next party. Especially when you're bring different friends together. Steer right around the initial awkwardness and give everyone a Conversation Starter...
Crafty B*tch Happy Birthday Card $4.99 I can make that! Our sassy Crafty Bitch Happy Birthday Card is perfect for those friends that can make something out of anything. Fully re-purposing a milk carton, old piece of wood and a bent nail into a beautiful hummingbird feeder. Some serious...
Everyday Achievement Award Notepad $7.99 Honor the moment! Our Everyday Achievement Award Notepad is a great way to hand out awards and certificates to the daily mundane tasks that still need to be acknowledged at times. Co-worker survived the conference call from hell? Son put away his...
I'll F*ckin' Hug You Crew Socks $10.99 What can I say? I'm a hugger Our cautionary I'll Fuckin Hug You Women's Crew Socks say it pretty clearly. Some of us don't care about personal bubbles or space and we'll just move right in there and squeeze the crap out of you with big bear hug. Because...
Kid's Kitty Face Mask $8.99 Looking good, feline good! Kids will be excited to wear this Kitty Face Mask because it's so cute! It's an easy breathe mask featuring a double layer of cotton which makes it simple to wash and tumble dry between wearing. It's one size fits most kids...
Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle $19.99 Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and teakwood fill your soul while you start to relax. Great for when you've watched too much network news, live...
Pencils For Grammar Police $9.99 Your annoying Our official Grammar Police Pencils are perfect for the corrector and the corrected. Whether it's at home, the office or most likely on social media... people just can't seem to use words correctly. Stop silently correcting when you can...
So Close, We Finish Each Other's Desserts Birthday Card $4.99 We want cake and... Our hilarious So Close, We Finish Each Other's Desserts Birthday Card is a celebration of your BFF and the almost telekinetic relationship that you guys share. You know your bestie so well. You are so close, you can practically read...
Sorry Not Sorry Apology Greeting Card $4.99 Sorry about my apology? Our apologetic Sorry Not Sorry Apology Greeting Card is for that situation that we've all been in. You and your friend had a disagreement and your both sticking to your guns. Now it's been a few days, weeks or possibly longer and...
The Office Will Not Be The Same Without You. It Will Be Better. $4.99 You'll be misse.... whoah, it's cake time! Our funny The Office Will Not Be The Same Without You. It Will Be Better. Congratulations Greeting Card is perfect for those who have made an impression, co-workers who won't be missed (much), office mates with...
Tits Fowl Bird Coaster $4.99 Those are some great Tits! Our perky Tits Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best Tit birds! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers, gardeners to pun enthusiasts and a great conversation starter when you have a dinner party. The coaster...
Ultra Thin Bandana Face Mask $9.99 Comfortable to wear! Our stylish mask with a classic bandana print is extremely comfortable to wear. Made of a chiffon with a slight sheer finish, has a pocket between the two layers for inserting reusable filters. Made in...
World's Smallest Fisher-Price View-Master $6.99 Favorite childhood toy! Fisher-Price View-Master has been entertaining kids for generations! Our World’s Smallest View-Master is retro-styled after the original first introduced in 1962. There's just something about miniature classic toys...
World's Smallest Hot Wheels Monster Trucks $5.99 Start your engines! Just like the original, these World’s Smallest Hot Wheels Monster Trucks are bad-ass and are ready for some death-defying feats of terror! Featuring Bone Shaker, Hot Wheels Racing #1 and of course Rodger Dodger. But, if you...
You are Strong, Fearless + Badass, I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Card $4.99 You are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Greeting Card. Think of it as a fine bottle of wine... or gin! You can't just water...
Adulting Is Googling Retro Keychain $7.99 The internet is my BFF Our Adulting Is Googling Retro Keychain is straight to the point. None of us really know what's going on but at least we have the internet. Not sure what some random acronym is being thrown at your on social media? Easy... just...
Biggest + Loudest Rubber Chicken $16.99 One big mother clucker! Everybody loves and knows that Rubber Chickens are hilarious, especially when they squawk! The Biggest And Loudest Rubber Chicken is 22 inches long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and...
Camouflage Shoelaces $7.99 Good camo shoelaces are hard to find... ha, ha! Get it? We tried to find some clever camo puns... but couldn't find any. But our Camouflage Shoelaces are cute and clever! Made in the USA by women-owned company 45" long Junior High Tops/Adult...
Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel $14.99 Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced cotton tea towel featuring thirteen hand drawn birds from the Cock species. An educational and cheeky...
Confetti Prescription Greeting Card $5.99 Wish I was there in person to throw this in your face! Our Confetti Card's prescription for you is stay away from jerks, celebrate the little things, always ask for extra sauce on the side, never turn down a refill if they have soft crushed ice, ...
F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card $4.99 In a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the croc under the dark water... because that's our reaction. Did you know that some crocodiles can grow...
Grumpy Cat Face Mask $12.99 If only a mask could reflect my mood This Grumpy Cat Face Mask will bring smiles everywhere you go! Put this super breathable mask on and head to the shops. Great ready for laughs and people pointing at you when you're out on the town because this mask...
Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel $14.99 Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced cotton tea towel featuring thirteen hand drawn birds from the Owl species. An educational and cheeky design...
I Read So I Can School Your Ass Sticker $3.99 Leave me alone, I'm reading Our I Read So I Can School Your Ass Sticker is perfect for book lovers, bookworms and anyone that just can't put a good book down. This extremely durable, vinyl sticker looks great on laptops, cars, coffee mugs, tablets and...
I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt $12.99 Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Our creative and witty I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt is perfect for over-confident chefs and friends that always manage to mix in the right weird ingredient that no one thought would taste...
I'm Rubber You're Glue Friendship Card $4.99 The funny this about karma... Our hilarious glue bottle I'm Rubber You're Glue Greeting Card is a call out to one of the most popular comebacks of all time! I'm rubber, you're glue, nything you say bad about me bounces off of me and sticks to you! The...
Merry Christmas Shitter's Full Pencil Set $2.99 The hap, hap, happiest Christmas! Our festive red and green Merry Christmas Pencils are an ode to the Christmas Vacation movie. If you've seen it, you know exactly what the reference is. If you haven't seen it, watch it as soon as possible... it's a...
Nostalgic Girl Scout Face Mask $12.99 I've got something in my pocket that belongs across my face... Be a real trooper and earn your good citizen badge while wearing our Girl Scout Badge Face Mask in public areas when social distancing is not possible. Whether you loved being a Girl...
Pencils for Cat People $9.99 Feline the Paw-sibilities Our purr-fect Pencils for Cat People are perfect for people that just have a strong affection for kitties. We're not going to say that word that rhymes with SHMRAZY because we understand. You have a love and special bond with...
