Glamingo Fruit Punch Scented Glitter Sunscreen $19.99 Pink glitter in the sun = fun fun fun! This exciting pink Glamingo Fruit Punch Scented Glitter SPF50+ Sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection and 80 minutes of water resistance. Your skin will...
Let The Celebrations Be Gin Glitter Card $5.99 Save water, drink gin! Our Let The Celebrations Be Gin Greeting Card is deliciously adorable! Let someone know you hope they have a gin-credible day! Adorned with colorful glitter and a three-dimensional sparkly cocktail of gin with limes! The only...
She Was Gorgeous & Smart. But Most Importantly Medicated Card $4.99 Calm, cool and collected, with a tiny bit of help! Celebrate the woman in your life that always has it together! Our She Was Gorgeous & Smart. But Most Importantly Medicated Card has a vintage flair of a bygone era. Made in the...
Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker $3.99 Live by the claw, die by the claw! Our Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker isn't for pussies, it's for tough as nails cat people who can craft and aren't shy about it! Are you still deciding on that cat-too? We hear ya! How about you start...
Just Beachy Shark Bait Face Mask $12.99 Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water Don't get too chummy out there buddy! Protect yourself from the circling crowds with our Just Beachy Shark Bait Face Mask! It's like a life preserver for your face. Handmade in the...
Pineapple Beach Fan $15.99 Cool and fruity breeze! Our Pineapple Handheld Beach Fan is sweet indoors or outdoors. Pool, beach, office, or just as a fun accessory! So sit back and relax with a nice breeze. The blades are also super soft for safety! Requires x2 AA batteries (not...
Pizza Candy $5.99 Yum? The only bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a huge mess. Well, that's not really true... I know a guy that would put a plastic baggie in his pocket and sneak food...
Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card $4.99 Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without interruption in years. Take today, you deserve it! Made in the USA! Printed on premium...
Total Keeper Laptop Sticker $3.99 Because... it's Rad! Our serious childhood flashback Total Keeper Laptop Sticker is an homage to everyone's favorite school supply. Trapper Keepers were tossed, thrown, walked over and still kept going. Toss this throwback sticker on your laptop, tablet...
Watermelon Bath Sponge $6.99 Such a sweet sponge! Make a sweet and colorful splash while you scrub up. Bathtime just got sweeter with our popsicle shaped Watermelon Bath Sponge! Soft material and texture. Safe to use for children. Provides excellent foaming ability. Rinse...
Confetti Prescription Greeting Card $5.99 Wish I was there in person to throw this in your face! Our Confetti Card's prescription for you is stay away from jerks, celebrate the little things, always ask for extra sauce on the side, never turn down a refill if they have soft crushed ice, ...
Do No Harm But Take No Sh*t Greeting Card $4.99 The definition of harm can be a little forgiving... Nope, not gonna take bullshit from anyone standing in my way! Our Do No Harm But Take No Shit Greeting Card is perfect for celebrating the inner female warrior! Made in the USA! Printed on...
Dogs, Snacks + Naps Sticker $3.99 Life as I know it... and love it! Are you still deciding on that tattoo? We hear ya! How about you start by tattooing your travel mug, car, phone, or computer with our Dogs, Snacks + Naps Sticker! Made in the USA Measures 2.75 inches wide X 3 inches...
Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, You Stupid Idiot Greeting Card $4.99 Ugh, You're such a dummy! Of all people, you are the last one that should be hard on yourself! If you have a friend you can send this card to... you have won the friendship lottery! The in-your-face bold statement should get your point across...
Fourth of July Fireworks Tie-Dye Face Mask $9.99 Go ahead and tie-dye one on this Forth of July! Our fun + festive Fourth of July Fireworks Tie-Dye Mask will allow you to celebrate Independence Day in style! Demonstrate your love of the good ole U S of A and your love of all of its citizens...
How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card $4.99 Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthday card for folks that just seems to get more attractive as they age! Wouldn't we all appreciate a...
I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card $4.99 It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you know I will never babysit, change diapers, or help you burp your baby... please accept this card as...
I Pooped In Your Bed Greeting Card $5.99 Need a laugh? Our I Pooped In Your Bed Cat Greeting Card is perfect for sending to your favorite cat lady for any occasion! This krafty card has a cute and quirky three-dimensional coned kitty! A high quality rainbow striped envelope makes this card a...
I'm Rubber You're Glue Sticker $2.99 Easiest way to explain Karma This hilarious glue bottle I'm Rubber You're Glue Sticker is a call out to one of the most popular comebacks of all time! I'm rubber, you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you! This is a classic riposte used,...
I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card $4.99 Get me my glasses and an ibuprofen... I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the life lessons and knowledge you've gained. Unfortunately the trade off kinda sucks. We should...
Kicking Ass + Taking Names Greeting Card $4.99 Boss lady takes no prisoners! Our celebratory Kicking Ass and Taking Names Greeting Card is a fantastic gift to someone is getting that big promotion or is adding names to the shit list! This boss lady isn't slowing down, she's kicking ass and taking...
Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencils $2.99 Around the corner fudge is made. If you're not sure what this Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencil Set is referencing, you might have grown up too fast. This classic children's phrase was a sassy way to explain colors of stuff that comes from the body and it's...
OMG Gold Foil Greeting Card $5.99 Omg! Like omg, our OMG Gold Foil Greeting Card is gorgeous! It features glistening foiled detail, 3D elements and a fabulous printed envelope! The striking stripped envelope makes this ultra luxurious super feminine card a "ohmygod becky" gift by...
Rainbow Throw Rug $24.99 Somewhere over the rainbow is my missing shoe... Looking to add positive vibes and happy colors to your home? Brighten it up with our playful Rainbow Throw Rug! It’s made with extra soft cotton pile and looks totally 80's in any room...
Sunny Life Megaphone $24.99 Turn it up! Save your voice and get your family in from the water or yard with our stylish Megaphone! Once you have one... you'll soon realize they're essential. Get loud and proud! Requires x4 C batteries (not included) Suitable for outdoor use...
Top Secret File Decoder Birthday Card $5.99 I spy with my little eye... Our Top Secret File Decoder Birthday Card! Maybe you have a funny, secret, inside joke to tell, or have something to say that prying eyes should never read, or you just really feel like messing with them! Banana! Whatever the...
Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask $12.99 On the road again. Goin' places that I've never been... Deck yourself out in our Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask - it's is a real gas! Being quarantined has been a real bummer, and has many folks longing for the freedom of the open...
Cosmopolitan Poo-Pourri $9.99 Trust me, I'm a Cosmopolitologist! Leave the loo feeling like the life of the potty with just a spritz of Cosmopolitan Poo-Pourri. Why sit in the stink? A pre-spritz before you start your business will keep the room smelling like a freshly shaken Cosmo...
Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Card $4.99 You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she is a badass, we have nicer cards with different ways of saying that! Made in the USA! Printed on...
Inflatable Baby Elephant Sprinkler $24.99 It's a trunk load of summer fun! Get ready for the sunny season with our Inflatable Baby Elephant Outdoor Water Sprinkler. Enjoy cute and cool outdoor adventures for family fun in the sun! Elephant shaped design Non toxic on-toxic 6P free...
Inflatable Baby Unicorn Sprinkler $24.99 Sprinkle the magic of a baby unicorn! Our adorable Inflatable Baby Unicorn Sprinkler toy is up to the challenge of cooling down your kid! It's time to go from pool to cute cool with a unicorn horn to cool you down on a hot summer...
Is This Some Sort Of Unofficial Awesome People Convention Greeting Card $4.99 It must be... I'm here! Looking around, this is going to be a pretty dumb questions but... Is This Some Sort Of Unofficial Awesome People Convention? Such a cute greeting card that works for almost any occasion! Handmade in the USA Printed...
Master Crapsman Poo- Pourri Gift Set $19.99 It’s Poo hunting season! The perfect gift for the handyman in your life, Master Crapsman Gift Set comes with both Trap-A-Crap and Royal Flush scents. Maybe it's one bottle for the basement aka man cave and another for our in the garage? Whatever...
Put On Your Party Pants Glitter Card $5.99 Get ready to party! Our Put On Your Party Pants Cat Glitter Card is purrr-fect for the party people (and cool cats) in your life! This snazzy glitter adorned card has a three-dimensional fun loving kitty that is ready to get down and get wild! A...
Rainbow Bath Sponges $14.99 Start each day with a rainbow! Our Rainbow Bath Sponges add a fun and happy splash of color to your shower. One rainbow sponge Two cloud sponges Each has braided rope for hanging Set measures 8 x 1.5 x 4 inches Make bathtime more...
You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card $4.99 I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong bitch in your life that deserves a day of everything goes. Although we are for eating cake 365 days a year,...
You're A Total Keeper 80's Retro Greeting Card $4.99 Trapper Keepers were so cool! Send the You're a Total Keeper Love & Friendship Card to someone to let them know that they're a total keeper! The rainbow Trapper Keeper was possibly everyone's favorite and it was used til it fell apart. So don't let...
Adulthood Pen Set $9.99 Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a little laugh from what most of us have experienced while growing up... that we just want to go back because...
Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You $4.99 Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turquoise and definitely like a ton of obsidian to protect you from negative shit. Made in the...
Cactus Beach Fan $15.99 Hi, just breezing through... Our Cactus Beach Fan is perfect indoors or outdoors. Pool, beach, office, or just as a fun accessory! So sit back and relax with a nice breeze. The blades are also super soft for safety! Requires x2 AA batteries (not...
I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card $4.99 I don't feel Waffle when you're around Send our delish I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card to that special someone and put a smile on their face! Are waffles just pancakes with abs? What better way to say that life is butter when we're together. ...
I Like You As Much Cat Videos Greeting Card $4.99 I'm fur-tunate to know you! We're not kitten you... Show your affection for your friend, significant other, family member, and most importantly cat videos *meow!*. Purr-haps this adorable kitty card will help you understand just how much you mean to me! ...
Kale Candy $5.99 Mmmm, Mmmmm... no! Just to be extremely clear, this candy does not taste good. It tastes like kale. Kale is gross. If gross is to kale; kale candy is to super gross. If you are weird and like kale, it probably doesn't taste like the fresh kale you get...
Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card $4.99 Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior Citizen Bingo Greeting Card is a good way for everyone to have a good laugh at our own discomfort. A...
Sew Sweet Watermelon Face Mask $12.99 Oh, my, gourd, Becky. Look at her mask! Our bright and cheerful Sew Sweet Watermelon Face Mask is fresh on the market, and sure to be the talk of the town. Life's a freaking picnic alright! Covid-19 is like the uninvited guest at said picnic... but...
Prick Cactus Greeting Card $5.99 You’re looking sharp! Even been insulted by a cactus? Someone is about to be... Our Prick Cactus Greeting Card is adorned with a three-dimensional smart-ass cactus that has something to say, "PRICK!" The high quality matching rainbow striped...
1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card $5.99 Zach Morris called. He wants his fanny pack back. Our totally rad 1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card let's your gift recipient know that you think they're absolutely fanny-tastic! Ah, the good ole days! Wham!, Duran Duran,...
Camouflage Shoelaces $7.99 Good camo shoelaces are hard to find... ha, ha! Get it? We tried to find some clever camo puns... but couldn't find any. But our Camouflage Shoelaces are cute and clever! Made in the USA by women-owned company 45" long Junior High Tops/Adult...
Glitter Kissed SPF 50+ Berry Lip Gloss $9.99 Berry kisses are the balm! This gorgeous Glitter Kissed SPF 50+ Berry Lip Gloss not only tastes delicious but it keeps you hydrated and protected. The 50+ SPF is nourishing and provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection. Protect those lips and look...
Margarita Poo-Pourri $9.99 Just a spritz and it's Party Lime! Don't let bathroom smells get you salty when you can give it a spritz of Margarita Poo-Pourri. The pure blend of lemon, lime and tequila natural essential oils will eliminate bathroom odor before it even begins. The...
Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly + Smug Greeting Card $4.99 OMG Becky, look how smug that star is! Our Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly And Smug Greeting Card is a fantastic and fun way to send encouragement. Let them know that you're behind them all the way! Birthday card reads - Shoot for the...
Stay Connected Metallic Retro Phone Face Mask $12.99 Hello from the other side... of my mask. Hello... is it our Stay Connected Retro Phone Rainbow Mask you're looking for? You're in luck, buttercup! Safe social distancing is calling - it's for you! Don't hang up on 2020 just yet. We know you...
Tie Dye Shoelaces $7.99 Bright + cheery rainbows! These cute Tie Dye Shoelaces are made from fabric featuring a fun and colorful pattern. Why wear plain shoelaces when you express individuality and create smiles with every step with these fun and quirky laces? These like...
I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card $4.99 You are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you proud you are! Graduation, leaving a dead beat dude, new job... it works for just about any reason to...
Penguin Water Mat + Sprinkler $19.99 Cutest summer water mat ever! Let imaginations run wild with our Penguin Water Mat + Sprinkler! Water sprinkles emerge from the water-filled border and fill the shallow pool with just enough splash for your little ones. Perfect way to introduce your...
Retro Rocket Rascals in Space Face Mask $12.99 Retro-futuristic cuteness overload The more we look at our totally rockin' Retro Rocket Rascals in Space Face Mask, the more we fall in love with it! If there is a parallel universe like this out there - sign us up for the next wormhole teleport! This...
You are Strong, Fearless + Badass, I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Card $4.99 You are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Greeting Card. Think of it as a fine bottle of wine... or gin! You can't just water...
You Are Such A B*tch! You Don't Look A Day Older Birthday Card $4.99 Happy Birthday! You look amazing... So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You Are Such A Bitch! You Don't Look A Day Older Than You Did 10 Years Ago! Made in the...
Fun + Fabulous Beach Birthday Sticker Card $5.99 Sip me baby one more time! This colorful and celebratory Fun + Fabulous Beach Birthday Sticker Card is a fun card and gift all in one! The card comes with a kawaii-style removable coconut cocktail sticker that the recipient can stick on a laptop, tablet...
Kitschy Backyard BBQ Face Mask $12.99 Don't forget the pink flamingos and Jell-o salad. Deck yourself out in our Kitschy Backyard BBQ Face Mask for your next backyard soiree! Fun grilling accessory Handmade in the USA by a small business! Swank gift for the King (or Queen of...
