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Sunscreen Flask Set $9.99 Our ahh-mazing Sunscreen Flask Set brings a new meaning to SPF! Sun Protection Factor? Nahh... try Sneaky Person Flask! Now, don't be mistaken. We're not dismissing the importance of diligently applying sunscreen! However,...
Happy Camper Pencil Holder $9.99 Simply park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk, toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or great escape!) While you're busy exploring the not-so-great indoors -...
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Cheeseburger Cooler Bag $24.99 Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a 12 pack of beer What are you going to carry in your Cheeseburger Cooler Bag? Soda, beer, cider, Capri-suns? Have it your way! We won't judge! Just be sure to save us one. EVA-lined...
Portable Prosecco Glass Set $11.99 Feeling bubbly? Let's get fizzical with our Portable Prosecco Glass Set! This adorable duo will keep your life sparkling and your glass full! Featuring two collapsible gold-stemmed glasses, they are made from durable-yet-lightweight plastic so that...
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Magic the Unicorn Star Lil Float $14.99 Who are you calling imaginary? The hot pink star-studded mane of our Magic the Unicorn Stars Lil Float is guaranteed to make your mini me the star attraction at the kiddie pool this summer! Nothing is sweeter than watching your little one safely...
Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float $19.99 The More You Know Our Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float encourages you to reach for the stars! While some of you may notice it looks a heck of a lot like the ole NBC PSA logo, others may just see for what it is! An awesome gift for star gazers and...
Giant Ring Pop Pool Float $19.99 Ring Pops are Your Inner Child's Best Friend Your heart will swell at the sight of our Giant Ring Pop Pool Float! It's chock full of sugary sweet nostalgia and hot air! Razzle Dazzle with our giant candy bling ring shaped floaty Geometrically...
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iPad TV Stand $29.99 iStand corrected! Looking for a great iPad stand to watch your movies and shows with? With our iPad TV Stand you can watch your media favorites the way you did years ago but now on a faux tube television! This beautiful modern design...
