Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt $12.99 It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. If you're looking for the secret ingredient to gift giving, it's about having a damn sense of...
Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks $12.99 Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing. When you snooze you...
Happy Camper Pencil Holder $9.99 Kitschy camper for your crayons! Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk. Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand...
Don't Hiss Me Off Snake Ring $5.99 Creepy danger noodle! Our freakishly charming Don't Hiss Me Off Snake Ring is simply the bessst. Because who doesn't want to wear a danger noodle on their hand? While you may seem mild-mannered at first glance, you're letting bystanders know...
Leaf Pocket Cup $5.99 Leaf me alone while I have a sip! Our cleverly shaped Leaf Pocket Cup, will quickly become your new favorite piece of equipment for travel and camping! You'll be afraid to leaf it behind! Speaking of afraid, you can practice catching rain water...
Portable Pug $6.99 Anything is paw-sible when you have a Portable Pug! Obviously not as great as a real dog... ! We like big mutts and we cannot lie... but we love pugs. Not only are they pugnacious, but they're so damn cute! Snort snort. Place the...
Bob Ross Bandages $5.49 Happy accidents? Turn that frown upside down with our super painter Bob Ross Bandages. Just remember, there are no mistakes, just happy accidents! Enough bandages to cover 18 happy accidents actually. Bob Ross definitely knew how to cover up an...
Basic Witch Hat Brooch $5.99 As it turns out, our Basic Witch Hat Halloween Brooch has us totally pinned. It's true. We were turned aweay from Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin... we're just a Basic Witch. But that's just fine by us. We don't...
I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case $5.99 Piquing flowers Our curious and curiouser I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case is sure to get some attention! Hidden among the flowers is a not so secret message - I have secrets. Cool ones. which will quickly pique the interest of...
Dino-sore Dinosaur Bandages $5.49 Kinda-sore or dino-sore? If these Tyrannosaurus Rex bandages had only existed millions of years ago, those meteor sized boo boos could have saved the dinosaurs! Apply one of these Dino-Sore Bandages and your ouchie will be extinct in no...
Llama Bandages $5.49 Save the drama for your momma! Hey Mama, there won't be any drama with these Llama Bandages. They're super cute and ready to cover and heal any scrape, cut or bruise. These smart glasses wearing llamas are adorable and ready to ease any nerves or...
The Silence of the Cicadas Necklace $7.99 Creepy Bug Jewelry Is Freaking Us Out If you're brooding over whether to get our The Silence of the Cicadas Necklace we wouldn't recommend waiting another 17 years. If you don't get that reference we'll let it incubate in your brain for a bit. If...
Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist $11.99 Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss, you can almost forget that it's sole purpose in life is to shield your...
Bitch, Be Cool Gum $1.99 What up, dawg. Introducing our savagely fun Bitch, Be Cool Gum. Did you think we were above putting the word "bitch" next to an image of a dog just for a good laugh? You were wrong. If you didn't read the phrase on our Bitch, Be Cool Gum in Samuel L...
No Regrets Bandages $5.49 I regret nothing... except that chili dog for dinner! You won't have any regrets about getting hurt after you paste on one of these No Regrets Bandages. The people that live life with no regrets could probably use a few dozen boxes of bandages, wouldn't...
T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace $12.99 RAWR! I'm a dinosaur necklace! Our dino-mite T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace is the perfect accessory for when you're feeling fierce and unstoppable! An awesome gift for the budding paleontologist or Jurassic Park fan! Show them that you...
Potato Clips Bag Clips $8.99 They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it...
Strawberry Bandages $5.49 In a jam? Straight from the strawberry fields and ready to patch up your boo boo. Our berry sweet Strawberry Bandages are the cream of the crop! So you did something crazy, hurt yourself and now you're in a jam? Plant one of these cuties on...
Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel $10.99 Looking for a devilishly fun hostess gift? Our hell-arious Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel is so damned cheesy, it will have you running for your lactaid even if you aren't lactose intolerent! An oddly relatable towel, featuring none other than...
That Empty Feeling In Your Chest Necklace $7.99 You know that feeling... Spooked and your heart jumps into your throat and you're left with that unsettling empty feeling in your chest! Dressing up for Halloween (or a Misfits show) doesn't need to be about scary clown and tired old witch costumes...
Make America Grate Again Grater $9.99 Ban pre-shredded cheese! Next time you need to grate some cheese, look no further than our big league Make America Grate Again Cheese Grater! It's huge, but still comfortable for your yuge hands. It's a fantastic grater, the best... nothing grates...
