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ABCs of Engineering — ABCs of Engineering

$9.99

The basics for your little engineer! The ABCs of Engineering Book is an alphabetical installment of the Baby University series and is the perfect introduction for even the youngest engineer! A is for Amplifier B is for Battery C is for Carnot...

Fried Chicken Bucket Of Erasers — Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers

$9.99

Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the crispy, crunchy comfort to your creative process... without those pesky calories! Got writers block?...

Official World's Smallest Uno Card Game — Official World's Smallest Uno Card Game

$6.99

Play a classic anywhere! Our fully playable teeny tiny version of the World's most popular card game is so much fun! It's so darn cute we keep baby talking to it! Quick, exciting and fun for everyone! Play by matching color, number or play an...

Purchase Funny Rubber Chicken Mints — Rubber Chicken Mints

$3.99

Halitosis humor! Our Rubber Chicken Mints is hilarious, but the mints don’t taste funny, they’re mint-flavored. You’re guaranteed a giggle when you offer one to someone! Cute, but cute tin of mints Get a laugh and...

World's Smallest Toss Across — World's Smallest Toss Across

$6.99

My inner 3rd grader is going to whoop your butt at this game! Such as classic, good memories of playing Toss Across in the house, backyard, sleepovers... Sweet, sweet childhood! But now you can own the teeny tiniest version in the...

Clean Puppy Candle — Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

Craft Beer Lollipop

$4.99

Revolutionize the way you party down with our Craft Beer Lollipops that are shaped like craft beer bottles and available in three crafted flavors. What better flavors of custom beer than pale ale, classic lager and chocolate stout for these hand-poured...

Dogs: Here To Remind You Everything Is Very Exciting Pouch — Dogs: Here To Remind You Everything Is Very Exciting Pouch

$10.99

Howl you doin? Everything is very exciting for dogs and they're here to remind you about our awesome Dogs Jumbo Pouch! This is the BEST bag! It's amazing! You can't live without it! Just TRY and live without it! Is that a squirrel? Made from recycled...

Good Vibrations Shoulder Tote — Good Vibrations Shoulder Tote

$19.99

I'm picking up good crystal vibrations! I'm filling up good vibrations, I'm carrying around good vibrations, I'm loving these good vibrations with this perfect carry around Good Vibrations Shoulder Tote! Carry-everywhere Made from recycled...

Hairless Hugo — Hairless Hugo

$6.99

Shake this & he'll shed metal filings Poor bald kitty! Hairless Hugo is a hairless cat and now you can give him the fuzzy fur he so richly deserves. Just move the metal shavings around with the magnetic plastic wand and you can create everything...

Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel — Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel

$10.99

Looking for a devilishly fun hostess gift? Our hell-arious Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel is so damned cheesy, it will have you running for your lactaid even if you aren't lactose intolerent! An oddly relatable towel, featuring none other than...

I Identify As Me Ankle Socks — I Identify As Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

These socks say I can do what I want! Our oddity forward I Identify As Me Ankle Socks are just like you, unique, one-of-a-kind and on another level. Ain't no one else quite like you - and that's just how you like it! This statement is so cool...

I Want A Burrito Dish Towel — I Want A Burrito Dish Towel

$10.99

Burrito heaven I want a burrito to tuck me in gently into its warm beans and "Rest here my child be at peace now." When it comes to dream burritos, guacamole is never extra. Do you have a breakfast burrito, followed by lunch at Taco...

Lobster Candy is Now Available! — Lobster Candy

$5.99

No lobster bib required! Growing up in New England, lobster dinners were pretty common for us kids Did we think the bib was embarrassing... nope. Now? Ah heck yeah! So now I can feed the butter hungry monster living inside, while teasing it...

Motherfucker Better Card Me Gum — Motherf*cker Better Card Me Gum

$1.99

Of course, yes, I do have my license! So I've see your little sign that says you card under 45. You can't even imagine what I will do to you if you don't card me! Forever ago... We took a friend's mom out to lunch at a beach bar for her 50th...

People I Love: Cats. Socks — People I Love: Cats. Socks

$10.99

Socks fur the serious cat purr-son. No kitten, our People I Love: Cats. Socks are so soft and cozy, they're like paw-jamas for your feet! Do you pre-fur the company of cats? Are you a little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly...

This Shit Is Bananas Lavatory Mist — This Sh*t Is Bananas Lavatory Mist

$11.99

B-a-n-a-n-a-s! You know things have gone crazy when people are using our This Shit is Bananas Lavatory Mist after a long bathroom visit! Toss one in your purse or leave one in the bathroom, with over 500 applications in each bottle, they're great! How...

Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain — Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain

$22.99

@!#?@! - Qbert Play the iconic game like you're in the 80's with our Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain. Even kids now know who Qbert is thanks to his awesome cameo in the Wreck-It Ralph movies! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

Purhase World's Coolest Atari Sound Keychain — World's Coolest Atari Sound Keychain

$7.99

Here come the 80's arcade memories Get ready to travel back in time to the 1980s with the World's Coolest Atari Sound Keychain. Shaped as a miniature and movable version of the iconic Atari 2600 controller, it features in-game sounds from the most...

World's Smallest Crocodile Dentist — World's Smallest Crocodile Dentist

$6.99

Chomping fun at home or on the road! Our chompy World’s Smallest Crocodile Dentist is based on the larger version of this simple but fun game, the mini version works in the same way. Open the croc's mouth wide open and examine his teeth. Press...

Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch — Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch

$10.99

Slightly obsessed with cats! This a-meow-zing bag loves you just like a cat: inconsistently and despite itself! JK, Our Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch loves you all the time and forever! Made from recycled material Large pouch Fun...

I Could Eat A Horse Handy Tote — I Could Eat A Horse Handy Tote

$9.99

Like really really hungry... Sometimes I get so hungry, I fill up my I Could Eat A Horse Handy Tote with all the sandwiches I can make. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk shit to a horse because it will side-eye you like the...

I Hate You JK Gum — I Hate You Just Kidding Gum

$1.99

Do you think I'm kidding? Yeah, yeah... wasting time hating someone is like poisoning yourself and expecting the other person to die... or something insightful like that. This could be fun gum to give your friend if you guys share an inside...

Mmmm Plus Eat Woven Dish Towel — Mmmm Plus Eat Equals Meat Dish Towel

$12.99

If our math is correct... It's weird how math works, isn't it? Mmmm + EAT = MEAT! This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. This dish towel...

Mocha Almond Lip Shit — Mocha Almond Lip Shit Lip Balm

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm Our Mocha Almond Lip Shit really gets you going! This fantastic lip balm moisturizes and protects your lips every time you put it on. It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply! All natural Fun...

Say No To Salad Oven Mitt — Say No To Salad Oven Mitt

$12.99

When a hog dog talks, you better listen... Why is our Say No To Salad Oven Mitt so brilliant? Because you should never be served a salad without specifically asking for one! After a long day at the office, kids screaming, jeans not fitting... the last...

Spit Shine Llama Duster Mitt — Spit Shine Llama Duster Mitt

$14.99

A fun solution for your dusty daily dillamas Looking for a housewarming gift that's not llame? Our adorably clever Spit Shine Llama Duster Mitt is a wooly cool gift idea for those who like to clean or frankly don't give a spit what condition their house...

The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel — The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel

$10.99

Don't worry about it... I have a dog. You'll keep this The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel clean if you have a dog around... they clean up everything! Super-absorbent 100% unbleached cotton Fun design Great gift for all dog lovers! Made...

Purchase Tiny Arcade Pole Position — Tiny Arcade Pole Position

$22.99

Start! If you are like us, hours were spent throwing tokens into Pole Position at Chuck E. Cheese, at least a good decade before we were able to drive! The most exciting gift of 2019 (or our lifetime) You'll almost be able to smell the 80's as...

World's Smallest Glo Worm — World's Smallest Glo Worm

$6.99

Glo Worm is still glowing after all these years! Lay your head on your pillow and start counting sheep with the World’s Smallest Glo Worm by your side. The iconic favorite cuddle bug of the 80's is back in a big but smallest way. Glo Worm is ready...

Bitch I AM Relaxed Women's Crew Socks — Bitch I AM Relaxed Women's Socks

$10.99

Our sassy Bitch I Am Relaxed Socks like to state the sarcastic truth. Like, remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it DEFINITELY helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed... and it's all...

Cat Butts — Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit

$7.99

No kitten. You'll love this cheeky set! Just watch your cat lovers connect with our Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit created by our friends at Blue Q! This set includes five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets + bonus magnet: American...

DRUMSTICK PEN SET — Drumstick Pen Set

$8.99

I just want to bang on my desk all day! You know that person, maybe it's you... the fidgety pen tapper! They'll pick up just about anything and tap out an impromptu drum solo, like they're playing to a crowd of thousands - not a water cooler and the...

Grumpy Old Man Men's Socks — Grumpy Old Man Men's Socks

$12.99

Got a grumpy old man? Like we needed to be told you're grumpy! Your complaining is funny but neverending! Grumpy runs in my family... how about yours? Dad loves being a grumpy old guy -enjoying the finer things in life like not caring what...

I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper — I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper

$11.99

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, honk the horn! Even UFO space ladies need to hit the store on-the-go, so our I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper is just the bag to use. It's HUGE and great for shopping! Hauls (with chutzpah) groceries, crafts,...

I'm A Nerd. And Not The Cool Kind Women's Socks — I'm A Nerd. And Not The Cool Kind Women's Socks

$10.99

Nerd? I prefer the term "more intelligent than you" much better. It's nice to see geek and nerd culture become popular, but some of us are nerdier than cool nerd status. Slip on a pair of our I'm A Nerd. And Not the Cool Kind Women's Crew Socks and let...

Man Cooking With A Pan Oven Mitt — Man With A Pan Oven Mitt

$12.99

A man with a plan pan! Why does "Man With A Pan" sound so concerning at first? Oh that's probably just a personal fear of mine materializing while I write this product description. At my house, "I cook... you clean" 9 out of 10 times results in my...

Four More Pours Drink Marker Olive Picks — Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

$6.99

Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...

Resting Snack Face Handy Tote — Resting Snack Face Handy Tote

$9.99

The lion's share of people will love this bag We'd be lion if we didn't think that everyone should have this Resting Snack Face Handy Tote. It's cute and holds stuff... most notably snacks! We love snacks! Who doesn't love snacks? This tote fits A LOT...

Tiny Skeeball Boardwalk Arcade — Tiny Skeeball Boardwalk Arcade

$22.99

You have to be the best to beat the best! Play classic Skee-Ball electronically with our Tiny Skee-ball Boardwalk Arcade! “Roll” the electronic ball across the runway screen and land it in the bulls-eye rings. Collect as many points as...

Antisocial Media Notebooks — Antisocial Media Notebooks

$8.99

Don't tell me I'm antisocial... I know! Our grumpy Antisocial Media Notebooks labeled: I didn't buy this on Amazon, I didn't Google it, I read it in a book and Antisocial Media lets the world know that things like privacy and personal connection are...

Baby Face — Baby Face

$6.99

Aww.... look at the baby's beard! Some babies are born bald just like out Baby Face. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the...

Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse

$9.99

Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers? Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get that freaking adorable Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse? It's the purrfect place to stash your MILK essentials! Money, ID, Lipstick, Keys! There is a side pocket on the...

I Love My Asshole Kids Socks — I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

$10.99

The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper. If you're wondering what's going on behind...

Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set 728987033704 — Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

$12.99

Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious housewarming or hostess...

That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist — That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You did it! And well! REALLY well! How do you feel? Amazing? And... um... lighter? Nothing like a little self affirmation with our That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist! Just two quick mists will cure the air of any poop foulness. Smells great Funny...

Blockchain for Babies — Blockchain for Babies

$9.99

Learn all about the future of crypto-currency! Help your future genius become the smartest baby in the room by reading them our Blockchain for Babies Book. Introduce them to cryptology technology with the next installment of the Baby University board...

Purchase bowling Alley Cats Game — Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game

$19.99

Set ‘em up and knock ‘em down! These Bowling Alley Cats are ready to rumble and tumble! Our adorable hand-painted Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game includes six cat pins and a roly-poly mouse “bowling” ball. In this little...

Cause of Death Pencil Case — Cause of Death: Small Talk Pencil Case

$5.99

Let's just skip the small talk... Keep all your pencils, toothbrushes, receipts and doo-dads in one place with our Cause of Death: Small Talk Pencil Case. She loved interesting conversations and also silence. But the space in between, she could do...

Dissent Mints — Dissent Mints

$3.99

Against the grain with freshness! These Dissent Mints feature Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wearing her dissent collar. When she doesn't agree with the rest of the court, she has a special jabot (ornamental frill) she wears. These mints...

Holy Roller Pet Hair Remover — Holy Roller Lint Roller

$11.99

Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help roll that damned fur off your favorite black sweater! A fun gift for your church going pals, or you...

I'd Juice That Dish Towel — I'd Juice That Dish Towel

$10.99

Unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook! Do you even juice, bro? Our colorful I'd Juice That Dish Towel lets everyone know that you're not choosy when it comes to juice. Super-absorbent 100% cotton Juice approved Made from...

Blue Q People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks — People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

$10.99

Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! A soft, cozy reprieve for your...

Purchase Narcissist Mints — Narcissist Mints

$3.99

It's all about you and your breath You’re so vain, you probably think these mints are about you, don’t you? Now your favorite narcissist can have fresh breath while he admires himself in the mirror and explains why you’re wrong!...

Robotics for Babies — Robotics for Babies

$9.99

Simple explanations of complex ideas for your future genius! Robotics for Babies is a colorful, simple introduction to the technology behind robots. It’s never too early to become a scientist! Set the children in your life on a lifelong path to...

Rocket Science for Babies — Rocket Science for Babies

$9.99

Launch your future Rocket Scientist! Written by an expert, Rocket Science for Babies is a colorfully simple introduction to aerospace engineering. Babies (and grownups!) will learn about the basics of how lift and thrust make things fly. With a...

Purrr-fect watch for cat lovers! — Can You Tabby What Time It Is? Watch

$12.99

It's always the perfect time for cats! So you think your cat's crazy antics are fun to watch? Imagine what she thinks of your silly human self! Your futile attempt to open that jar of pickles, find your keys in the morning or locate the glasses on top...

Growing Panda Hatch and Grow Panda — Hatch and Grow Panda

$4.99

It's beary awesome! Our Magic Growing Panda allows you to hatch your very own panda and watch it grow! Stumped on what to get your favorite panda lover? Maybe you just can't handle the responsibility of owning a pet. The walking, the feeding, the vet...

Frogger Tiny Arcade Stocking Stuffer — Frogger Tiny Arcade

$22.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's...

Therapeutic Mushroom Stress Ball — Therapeutic Mushroom Stress Ball

$7.99

There's not mushroom for stress in your life Our Therapeutic Mushroom Stress Ball will relax you so much, you’ll feel like you’re a tiny gnome perched on its red and white cap, blowing bubbles as unicorns frolic in a nearby field. Wow,...

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