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Just Arrived and popular items that are BACK IN STOCK! Are you looking for a stand-out gift? You know, the kind of present that leaves friends and family raving about its awesomeness and earns you the reputation of always giving the coolest presents? Then you’ll love shopping our fun and unique collection of brand spanking new products! Along with our fresh finds is a mix of our crazy popular Perpetual Kid customer favorites that are back in stock!
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    Meow-ter Space Cat Lady Soap

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    The official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...

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    Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People

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    Camping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...

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    Pawfect Nails Dog Belly Nail File

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    Scratch my belly! Give these adorable puppies a tummy scratch while keeping your nails in pawfect condition. A super cute addition to any dog-lover...

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    Playground Classics Super String Game

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    Batteries not required Dive into the world of knotty old school fun with our Playground Classics Super String Game! Ideal for finger gymnastics and...

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    Sour Robots Gummy Candy

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    Your taste buds will break out into a robot dance! Get ready to embark on a taste bud adventure with our Sour Robots Gummy Candy! These little robo...

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    I Can't Adult Today Magnet

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    We need an adult. Action and responsibilities, vs. giving into the weight of the world, and the comfiness of your couch. It's a clear choice. Can ...

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    Sloth Plant Ornament

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    Just hang in there! Our adorable Sloth Plant Ornament is the trendiest accessory for your plants. Style your plants with the Sloth Plant Ornament,...

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    Axolotl Lamp

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    Unleash your inner marine enthusiast! Illuminate your universe with the irresistibly cute Axolotl Lamp! Dive into an ocean of coziness as this deli...

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    Distract-O-Mat Ice Cream Cone Dog Lick Mat

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    A tasty tongue teaser! Have you ever tried to wrangle a wiggly pup during bath time, only to end up with more water on the floor than on Fido? Or p...

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    Everybody Dance Meow Catnip Cat Toy

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    Let the mewsic take control. Let the rhythm move you.🕺🐈 With zero research involved, we're pretty convinced that the c's in C.C. Music Factory real...

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    Dat Ass Soap

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    Booty lovers, meet your new bath-time bestie! Dat Ass Funny Soap, the soap that's got your back (side) covered. Crafted with cheeky love, our bar ...

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    Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

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    Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm? E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip B...

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    Catstronaut Slow-Rise Squishy Ball

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    Intergalactic Space Kitty  Blast off into a galaxy of feline fun with our Catstronaut Slow-Rise Squishy Ball! This purr-fectly adorable toy is not ...

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    Human Anatomy 3-Layer Puzzle

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    The Ultimate Anatomy Adventure! Do you have the guts (quite literally) to piece together our Human Anatomy 3-Layer Puzzle? Why not challenge the f...

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    Build A Plant Maze

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    Ignite a lifelong love for nature! It's a-maze-ing! Discover the enchanting journey of a sprouting bean with Grow-A-Maze! Dive into the mesmerizin...

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    Nope Desk Sign

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    Seize the Day" Isn't Always on the Agenda! Has your motivational limit been reached for the day? Meet our Nope Desk Sign, the small but mighty hero...

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    World's Smallest Waterful

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    A playful wave of nostalgia! Introducing the World's Smallest Waterful retro toy! Remember those mesmerizing, mind-boggling water-filled games that...

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    OMG! You Got Me A Pony Birthday Card

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    You've always wanted a pony for your birthday! Hey, you! Yeah, you with the fantastic sense of humor and a knack for requesting ponies every year -...

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    Narwhal Tape Dispenser

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    A fun icebreaker for your desk! 🐧🧊🦄 This adorable unicorn of the sea tape dispenser will certainly become the talk of the office! The porpose-ful ...

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    Retro Pop Rocks

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    Original 1970's limited edition Pop Rocks! Get ready to time-travel back to the 1970s with our Original Cherry Flavor Retro Pop Rocks! These candy ...

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    Sarcasm Pen Set

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    Sure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

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    Horror Nerds Pen Set

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    Those Who Bleed Suspense! 🩸 Rather be curled up with a jump scare than out in the sun, we present: The Horror Nerd Pen Set! Perfect for the one who...

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    Giant Beaver! Tiny Ass! Card Game

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    Unleash your wild side! Get ready to throw caution to the wind and embark on a hilariously outrageous card game that's not for the faint-hearted! I...

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    World's Smallest Clue

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    Whodunit? Get a Clue! Our World's Smallest Clue Board Game plays just like the original game but, can fit in the palm of your hand! Featuring fu...

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