Walkin' Around With Poop in My Hand Hand Sanitizer
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Live your life! With poop in your hand!
Our Walkin' Around With Poop in My Hand Hand Sanitizer is perfect for dog owners that pick up the poop and carry it around the neighborhood. Maybe they'll stop and have a conversation with someone while they swing that bag around. Got yourself some poop there? Gross. Good thing there's Poop In My Hand Hand Sanitizer! Right?
- 2 oz bottle of sanitizer
- 62% alcohol
- Kills 99.99% of germs on contact
- Made with aloe-vera
I've never loved anything enough to carry around its poop in my hands. But, one day, I hope to.
Bottle holds 2oz/59ml of the Poop In My Hand Hand Sanitizer is made with aloe-vera and contains 62% alcohol that kills 99.99% of germs on contact.