Fake News Liquid Hand Soap
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Don't believe everything you read on the internet...
Or scroll past on social media, watch on YouTube, overhear at the grocery store, or what is drilled into your head by the Communist News Network. But don't stop there! May as well challenge the validity of washing your hands with our anarchical Fake News Liquid Hand Soap!
- Fake News Liquid Hand Soap
- Label reads: Washing hands is dumb! Flushing alone propels germs into the air up to 6 feet!
- Tangerine scented with essential oils
- 8oz of eco-friendly, organic, vegan liquid soap
- Bottled in stylish and reusable amber glass
- Not tested on animals
- Made in the USA
While FAKE NEWS was the tagline of #45, would-be conspiracy theorists have been saying this for years. Hello, Operation Mocking Bird? This openly mocking soap does a fantastic job introducing a note of levity to the air while presumably fighting germs (ain't seein' ain't believin')
Clean Tangerine Scent. Each amber glass bottle contains 8oz of all-natural, organic, vegan liquid castile soap. Our Fake News Liquid Hand Soap is not tested on animals and is made in the USA. Our Fake News Liquid Hand Soap is a fun gift idea and stocking stuffer!