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    Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree

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    Rockin' Around the Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree Our Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree is a mod lover's Christmas wish come true! Popular in the 1960s, al...

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    A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Talking Keychain

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    Damn, hell, you say you won it? When you have your keys hanging off our A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Talking Keychain, you can show off your major aw...

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    Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card

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    What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...

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    Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card

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    Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...

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    Warm F*cking Wishes Christmas Card

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    Leave 'em in fucking stitches. Send a sweary season's greetings with our delightfully offensive Warm F*cking Wishes Card! Ideal for gifting amongst...

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    The Bigger The Hair, The Closer To Santa Christmas Card

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    Look how much I love you Santa! Our festive The Bigger The Hair, The Closer To Santa Christmas Card is the perfect card for the winter holidays. We...

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    Let's Gather And Eat Our Feelings Christmas Card

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    Pass the mashed potatoes again please... Get ready to sleigh the holiday season with a greeting card that's as retro-cool as Grandma's eggnog recip...

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    Happy Holidaze Christmas Card

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    Because the Christmas tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year! Weed wish you a Merry Christmas, but you’d probably forget. Send our unbe-w...

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    Light-Up Die Hard Christmas Ornament

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    Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker! 🔥 Your tree will look totally lit this year with our Light-Up Die Hard Christmas Ornament! A shrunk-down version of th...

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    Dante's Inferno Candy Canes

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    Mildly spicy fire and brimstone Our Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imag...

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    Candy Cane Scented Pen

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    It's in mint condition! The scent of candy canes hanging from a Christmas tree will fill the air when you use our adorable Candy Cane Scented Pen. ...

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    Gravy Candy Canes

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    A mouthful of savory gravy goodness The most savory and saucy sensation to ever grace your taste buds: Gravy Flavored Candy Canes! We've taken the ...

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    Christmas Vacation Station Wagon & Griswold Family Tree

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    Looks great! Little full, lotta sap. 🎄 Ah, yes. There's nothing like spending Christmas with relatives (and obnoxious family members!) Surely Clark...

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    Indoor Festive Snowballs

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    Make sure you have a white Christmas this year with our Festive Snowballs. With 8 to take aim with, you'll be ducking and diving all over the house...

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    Instant Winter Snow

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    Make your own Yeti habitat! Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! Ho...

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    Light-Up Elf Christmas Spirit Clausometer

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    It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture. It's time to get into the Christmas Spirit with our Light-Up Clausomet...

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    Pass The Syrup Maple Elf the Movie Candy

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    Stick to the four main elf food groups over the holidays. Maple-flavored syrup jars fill these hinged collectible tins. Three hilarious styles fea...

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    Naughty North Pole Glitter Coal Christmas Card

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    A X-mas gift for the fabulously naughty Everyone knows that lumps of coal are for novices. Our Naughty North Pole Coal Christmas Card is for the to...

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    Ho! Ho! Hoe. Christmas Pen Set

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    Perfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...

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    A Christmas Story Mini Leg Lamp Kit

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    It's a major award! Our festive Christmas Story Leg Lamp Kit is a miniature light-up prop from the iconic Christmas Story movie. Everyone knows wha...

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    Elf Talking Buddy-In-A-Box

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    Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup Enjoy Buddy the Elf in this one-of-a-kind Elf Talking Buddy-in-a-Box that says “Does someone need a hug?”...

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    RV Camper Sweater Cooler

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    Cozy up with your favorite beer Our Fair Isle RV Camper Beverage Sweater has arrived just in the St. Nick of time. Ugly Christmas sweater season is...

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    Mini Hardcover Christmas Classics Set

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    Son of a nutcracker! Holiday shopping for a tough nut to crack? Our Mini Hardcover Christmas Classics Set is the perfect happy ending to your night...

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    Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle

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    A little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. ​Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...

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