christmas gifts

A little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. ​Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...

We wish you a ​very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...

Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

Perfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...

Christmas just keeps getting butter and butter… 🎄🧈 Bringing back sweet Christmas memories of sneaking into Grandmas kitchen and biting straight in...

Ho-Ho-Hold up! Don't skip your greens this holiday season!  🎅🥗 Caesar Salad Candy Canes? Yes, really. Now, you make be asking yourself "for the lo...

Can somebody give us a Christmas chive five? Don't leave us hanging! But feel free to hang these off your X-mas tree! Our admittedly odd but strang...

Would you like a side of fries with that? The only candy cane to eat with french fries! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, ...

Santa Baby, hope you like my note The scent of a dazzling Christmas Tree will fill the air (and your Christmas Stockings) when you use our adorable...

Because the Christmas tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year! Weed wish you a Merry Christmas, but you’d probably forget. Send our unbe-w...

Spreading holiday cheer! Our Ho Ho Horrible Christmas Card is the perfect gift for your friend or co-worker that just isn't looking forward to the ...

Adopt your very own Charlie Brown Christmas Tree! Embrace the true meaning of Christmas with a desktop collectible version of the iconic Charlie Br...

Don’t feel like celebrating? Frankly my deer, we don’t gift a damn. Once you Donner our Fuzzy Flashing Reindeer Headband you’ll feel like dancing a...

Doggone it! Christmas can be a real pain in the glass! Send a humorously relatable Christmas greeting with our Happy Ornament Destruction Season Ca...

Son of a nutcracker! Holiday shopping for a tough nut to crack? Our Mini Hardcover Christmas Classics Set is the perfect happy ending to your night...

What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...

Bah Humbug! Our Rebel Without a Claus Card is for all those holiday humbug friends... or maybe it's you! A perfect card for anyone that never seems...

Stick to the four main elf food groups over the holidays. Maple-flavored syrup jars fill these hinged collectible tins. Three hilarious styles fea...

Ya gotta treat yo elf! This naughty and cheeky I Touch My Elf Christmas Card is sure to get the attention of whoever you give it to! A wonderful pl...