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Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich
In stockNot Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...
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Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card
In stockUshering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...
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Adulthood Pen Set
In stockFavorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a li...
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Happy Birthday Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers
In stockWe wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...
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How to Adult Cards
In stock100 ways to be a more responsible grown up Do you find "adulting" difficult and consider yourself a bit of a mess? You're in luck! The dreadfully f...
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Didn't Die This Past Year Happy Birthday Award Ribbon
In stockAnd the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...
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Zesty Lemon Celebration Cake Kit
In stockCan't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...
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You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card
In stockHappy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...
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Marijuana Silicone Cake Mold
In stockBake and get baked! Imagine showing up at the next bake sale with our Marijuana Leaf Silicone Cake Mold... Weed bet you'd totally smoke the competi...
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OMG! It's Your Birthday Card
In stockDivine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...
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Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen
In stockThis scented pen really takes the cake! Cupcakes are ALWAYS a GOOD idea! So is having a favorite pen on you! Our yummy Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen ...
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Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum
Last One! In stock, ready to shipThe Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...
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The Cure Cat Birthday Card
In stockShow me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...
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Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle
In stockCelebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...
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Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card
In stockPterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...
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Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card
In stockWelcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...
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Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles
In stockCan weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...
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Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card
In stockThis message is approved by Waystar Royco Our Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card truly rules the corporate world of birthday wishes starring n...
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Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Birthday Card
In stockHit me, baby, one more time! Hey there, birthday diva! Are you ready to get down and groove like it's 1999? Our Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Bi...
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Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipOlly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...
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Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card
In stockOh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...
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Adulting Is Hard Pencil Set
In stockSigh, tell me about it… Don't just scribble... giggle as you doodle with our "Adulting Is Hard" pencil set! Perfect for those who are too old to un...
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Everyday Achievement Award Notepad
In stockHonor the moment! Our Everyday Achievement Award Notepad is a great way to hand out awards and certificates to the daily mundane tasks that still n...
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You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card
In stockAnother birthday? You've got to be kitten! When it just doesn't seem paw-sible, our You're How Old? Bitch Please Card will purrfectly deliver your ...
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