Gag Gifts

It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

Christmas poop! This cheeky little elf is causing mischief in the North Pole again! This time, he’s snuck into Santa Claus’ private bathroom and bl...

Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snapp...

Frank-ly, they look like traditional candy canes... But as Santa as our witness, they are not! We'll be the first to admit that our Hotdog Candy Ca...

Mmm... bacon! When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh! Then he let out a jolly guffaw and thanked u...

Uh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...

Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

Feelin' like a hot mess? Need a pick-me-up that only Mom can deliver? Now 100% less gross! Our new saliva-free, handmade soap formula offers the sa...

Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The ...

Well-done! You deserve an award! 🍔🏆 Definitely not sponsored by Uber Eats, our Didn't Order Take-Out Made Real Food Award Ribbon is a pat on the b...

The award for "Least Annoying Coworker" goes to... The Office you work in may not have the equivalent of the Dundee Awards, but that doesn't mean1 ...

Are you still watching? 📺 Apparently, if you're the prize winner of our Finished Netflix Binge Champ Award Ribbon you're not! It has #BeenThereWatc...

In a pickle looking for the perfect air freshener? We've got a sweet dill on an instant Vlasic! Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our ...

Enter at your own risk 🚪⚠️💨 Let our WARNING: FART ZONE Tin Sign tell it like it is, so you don't have to put your bean burrito down and explain it ...

We wish you a cheesy Christmas! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaroni and cheese. Instant mac & c...