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Gifts for Morning People

Are morning people onto something? What's up with chirpy morning folks? Our quirky collection is for those who greet the dawn with a smile (how do they even do that?).  Fun gifts that are perfect for your friends and family who are up before the rooster crows, or for tricking yourself into loving those early hours. Gifts to make mornings less meh and more yay!
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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    Fowl Language Bird Mug

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    Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Step Aside Coffee Gum

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    Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

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    The Book Lover's Mug

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    Have you read all these books yet? Why not curl up for a good read with The Book Lover's Mug. The mug has 30 unforgettable classic novels to choose...

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    DIY Tips & Tricks Mug

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    Just when you were about to say ah, screw it! 🔩 Wooden you know it, our DIY Tips Tricks Mug appears out of the glue to save the day! Featuring solu...

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    Meant to Bean Coffee Sticker

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    Just brew it! Our funny Meant to Bean Coffee Pun Sticker looks great on your tablet, laptop, car, bike and much more! The adorable design features ...

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    Knit Happens Knitting Mug

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    That's a great purl of wisdom right there! On pins and needles looking for the perfect gift? Don't get unraveled! Our cheeky Knit Happens Coffee Mu...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Stay Golden Golden Girls Mug

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    Stay Golden, Girls Feel all warm and fuzzy inside, as you drink from your Golden Girls Stay Golden Ceramic Mug and the wealth of love, laughter, an...

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    Extra-Strength Mom Spit Soap

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    Fun Mother's Day Gift! Now 100% less gross! Our new saliva-free, handmade soap formula offers the same legendary cleaning power of Mom Spit in soap...

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    Trying Hard Not To Connect With People Right Now Mug

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    If you're a fan of the iconic TV show Schitt's Creek, you'll instantly recognize this epic quote from none other than the fabulous David Rose! Pict...

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    Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

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    Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Smells Like Happy Oven Mitt

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    They don't call it comfort food for nothing! Crappy day? Release the kraken dopamine! Reward yourself with some good food and our Smells Like Happy...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

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    It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

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    Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser

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    Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this deligh...

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    I Like Big Balls And I Cannot Lie Knitting Mug

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    Oh my god, Becky. Look at her yarn. It's so big. Share your love for big balls (of yarn!) and 90's rap + hip-hop, with our hilarious knitting-theme...

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    Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Hazelnut Coffee Chocolate Bar

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    Tastes like real coffee, because it is! We thought about nutelling you about our Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Hazelnut Coffee Chocolate Bar... so we ...

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    Baths 'R' Gross Soap

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    I won't sit is a gross body soup! Dive into a shower sensation that'll leave baths quaking with envy! Baths 'R' Gross Soap is here to redefine clea...

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    Dat Ass Soap

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    Booty lovers, meet your new bath-time bestie! Dat Ass Funny Soap, the soap that's got your back (side) covered. Crafted with cheeky love, our bar ...

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    I Love You For Memorizing My Coffee Order Greeting Card

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    Catch coffee-lings for someone? Espresso yourself with our fun and frothy Coffee Order Love Card! No reason to wait for a major Hallmark holiday. A...

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    The Ultimate Movie Buff Mug

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    I'm fluent in movie quotes If you consider yourself a movie buff, then put your inner-geek to the test with our iconic The Ultimate Movie Buff Mug....

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