Gifts for Morning People

Mmm... bacon candy! When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh! Then he let out a jolly guffaw and than...

Caffeinated with real coffee! Running low on energy? We smell trouble brewing... Time to reach for our Pocket Latte Coffee Dark Roast Coffee Chocol...

A gift from the Coffee Gods! Determined to get coffee by whatever beans necessary? Our delicious Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Coffee, Cream & Sug...

Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

Fun Mother's Day Gift! Now 100% less gross! Our new saliva-free, handmade soap formula offers the same legendary cleaning power of Mom Spit in soap...

Did you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...

Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

Get ready to squeal with delight for Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon! Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon is a wacky, tasty mashup of your dreams, where chewy gummy ca...

Catch coffee-lings for someone? Espresso yourself with our fun and frothy Coffee Order Love Card! No reason to wait for a major Hallmark holiday. A...

I won't sit is a gross body soup! Dive into a shower sensation that'll leave baths quaking with envy! Baths 'R' Gross Soap is here to redefine clea...

Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

Make your mark in this world! Or is the saying on this carpet? Our Draggin' Ass Pug Mug is right there with you, in more ways than one. Tired of bo...

Excuse me, have you snipped your Shaggy Soldier? Our Ridiculously Rude Plants Mug features a fun collection of seemingly innocent plants that all h...

Have you read all these books yet? Why not curl up for a good read with The Book Lover's Mug. The mug has 30 unforgettable classic novels to choose...

Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦 Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk...

If you're a fan of the iconic TV show Schitt's Creek, you'll instantly recognize this epic quote from none other than the fabulous David Rose! Pict...

Oh my god, Becky. Look at her yarn. It's so big. Share your love for big balls (of yarn!) and 90's rap + hip-hop, with our hilarious knitting-theme...

You're so ferny, you grow girl! Nestle down amongst your leafy friends with our Plant Addict Mug and enjoy a calming cuppa while planning your next...

That's a great purl of wisdom right there! On pins and needles looking for the perfect gift? Don't get unraveled! Our cheeky Knit Happens Coffee Mu...

Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...