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Gifts for Morning People

Are morning people onto something? What's up with chirpy morning folks? Our quirky collection is for those who greet the dawn with a smile (how do they even do that?).  Fun gifts that are perfect for your friends and family who are up before the rooster crows, or for tricking yourself into loving those early hours. Gifts to make mornings less meh and more yay!
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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

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    Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Hazelnut Coffee Chocolate Bar

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    Tastes like real coffee, because it is! We thought about nutelling you about our Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Hazelnut Coffee Chocolate Bar... so we ...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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    Bacon Bandages

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    Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage ...

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    Fowl Language Bird Mug

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    Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...

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    Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Dark Roast Coffee Chocolate

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    Caffeinated with real coffee! Running low on energy? We smell trouble brewing... Time to reach for our Pocket Latte Coffee Dark Roast Coffee Chocol...

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    I Like Big Balls And I Cannot Lie Knitting Mug

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    Oh my god, Becky. Look at her yarn. It's so big. Share your love for big balls (of yarn!) and 90's rap + hip-hop, with our hilarious knitting-theme...

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    Dat Ass Soap

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    Booty lovers, meet your new bath-time bestie! Dat Ass Funny Soap, the soap that's got your back (side) covered. Crafted with cheeky love, our bar ...

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    Stay Golden Golden Girls Mug

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    Stay Golden, Girls Feel all warm and fuzzy inside, as you drink from your Golden Girls Stay Golden Ceramic Mug and the wealth of love, laughter, an...

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    Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon

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    Get ready to squeal with delight for Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon! Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon is a wacky, tasty mashup of your dreams, where chewy gummy ca...

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    The Book Lover's Mug

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    Have you read all these books yet? Why not curl up for a good read with The Book Lover's Mug. The mug has 30 unforgettable classic novels to choose...

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    Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Lavender, French Vanilla Coffee Chocolate

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    One Square = One Coffee! Looking for a gift idea? Coffee, chocolate, flowers... a fresh take on the classics, our Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Lavend...

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    Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser

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    Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this deligh...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    This Bullshit Again Mug

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    Here comes the sun.... do do do doo 🌞💩 Rise and shine beaches! Our cheeky This Bullshit Again Mug will smack you right in the funny bone with its s...

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    Extra-Strength Mom Spit Soap

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    Feelin' like a hot mess? Need a pick-me-up that only Mom can deliver? Now 100% less gross! Our new saliva-free, handmade soap formula offers the sa...

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    Meant to Bean Coffee Sticker

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    Just brew it! Our funny Meant to Bean Coffee Pun Sticker looks great on your tablet, laptop, car, bike and much more! The adorable design features ...

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    You're Perfect Boobs Mug

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    Perk up your mornings in the most delightful way! Make our perky You're Perfect Boobs Mug a hilarious and daring addition to your morning routine! ...

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    Step Aside Coffee Gum

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    Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

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    Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Soap

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    Did you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...

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