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Should I wear orange today? ✨🎱✨ Discover your future on the fly with World's Smallest Tie Dye Magic 8 Ball. It fits right in your pocket but works ...

This is not the greatest concert ticket in the world, no. This is just a tribute. 🎸🎜 Your musical tastes may change, but the requirements for the p...

Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...

They knew how to push each others buttons And now you can push theirs with our Golden Girls Talking Button! Whether you grew up watching The Golden...

Happy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...

Welcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...

Like OMG, chocolate Stinky Stickers from the 1980s! Transport your noser straight back to those days when hair was big, music was oh-so-fine-you-bl...

Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking...

Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why ...

Do do do do do-do do do An homage to the Grand Daddy of cat video memes, our Keyboard Cat Internet Meme Vinyl Sticker is ready to be plastered all ...

In a jam? Straight from the strawberry fields and ready to patch up your boo boo. Our berry sweet Strawberry Bandages are the cream of the crop! S...

Like a sunny sip of sour pink lemonade! Celebrate Valentine's Day with a twist of summer fun! Sink your taste buds into our Pink Lemonade Sour Belt...

Intergalactic Space Kitty  Blast off into a galaxy of feline fun with our Catstronaut Slow-Rise Squishy Ball! This purr-fectly adorable toy is not ...

You're probably thinking... what in the actual cluck?? But we're going to put our neck right out and say that our Emotional Support Chicken is ever...

Spicy Love! Get ready to spice up your Valentine's Day with a candy that'll make your taste buds dance the cha-cha! Our Spicy Heartbeats Valentine'...

Let's get straight to the pint. Feeling a little out of cone-trol? Now you can cool down with the sweet calming scent of our Ice Cream Scented Pen...

Annual sibling rivalry ceasefire Serve up our cheeky Happy Birthday To My Least Annoying Sibling Birthday Card to your brother, sister, step-broth...

Tomorrow ain't looking good either Bring some creativity and wittiness to your cubicle with our Not Today Satan Desk Sign! This fun (and inspiratio...

Calling all cat enthusiasts and pun aficionados - brace yourselves for the most adorable, bread-ful card ever! 🍞🐱 Presenting our 'I Loaf You Cat Gr...

In a land before iPhones... Our flipping hilarious I Remember When You Were Cool Friendship Card is the perfect greeting for your aging pals! Wheth...

I'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...

Bottom's up! It's time to get cat-ffeinated with our My Gift To You Cat Butt Mug! It's the purrfect way to serve up a little hair of the cat. You h...

Meow you doin'? Filled with wide-eyed innocence and wonder, our White Fluffy Kitten Head Glitter Sticker features piercing blue eyes, matching pink...