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Stand back, we're gonna try some science Our cheeky Let's Find A Cure For Stupid People Greeting Card offers a glimmer of hope for the next generat...

Because being an adult means being house poor. Lavish the new homeowners with cheeky accolades with the biting humor of our New Home Congratulation...

What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...

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Show 'em you're one smart cookie for finding the perfect birthday card! Our deliciously fun Oreo Cookie Birthday Card is simply the sweetest greeti...

It's a Major Award! Get a leg up on shopping for stocking stuffers this holiday season with the Fra-Gee-Lay Christmas Story Crate Tin! The iconic l...

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Have a nice, nice birthday Stop collaborate and listen, our Windsuit Birthday Wsssh! Greeting Card is here, and it's our latest addition (of corny ...

In computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...

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Yo-yo, yo! It's our World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo! We don't mean to throw you for a loop, but we thought you should know your favorite chi...

Everything's coming up roses garbage Our wonderfully pithy Everything is Garbage Card is the perfect combination of cute and cranky. This perky li...

Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

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