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I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

Love is in the air Our love-is-in-the-air Inflatulated Card is the perfect card to give to someone to let them know that you're so comfortable with...

Like, have a rad birthday! This choice 80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card is an awesome way to celebrate a top-of-the-charts birthday with some of ...

It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

Is this supposed to be acorn-y joke? You're pretty nutty and I just wanted to let you know that You Drive Me Nuts... And God Knows I Love Me Some N...

For all the cool hepcats out there Our offbeat Happy Birthday and All That Jazz! Greeting Card, will be music to your eyeballs if you're a fan of j...

Get your motors purring! 🏁😼 If cats could keep the protection of a cardboard box while moving around the living room, they’d totally do it. It'd be...

Did you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card! Bird enthusiasts will love receiving t...

Flaming-go where no other flamingo has gone before! 🧳🦩 Pink flamingos don't just look great in your front yard... they look fantastic hanging in yo...

It's like a hug in an envelope! Our Unsolicited Advice Shield Empathy Card is a trusty sidekick, a personal guardian against the dreaded sea of wel...

Leave 'em in fucking stitches. Send a sweary season's greetings with our delightfully offensive Warm F*cking Wishes Card! Ideal for gifting amongst...

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism. It will lead yo...

Make your own Yeti habitat! Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! Ho...

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

Witch Way to 1980's Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers Memory Lane? 🎃 Throw on your leg warmers, pump up the jams, and let's take a "scent-sational" ...

The award for "Least Annoying Coworker" goes to... The Office you work in may not have the equivalent of the Dundee Awards, but that doesn't mean1 ...

Well done! Congratulations On Successfully Making It Another 365 Days Without Adulting! Please note: if you are over 25 and your parents hand deliv...

Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting ...

Stop staring at the Cockatoo! Our Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card identifies a selection of thirteen colourful birds from across the world, incl...

You probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...