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Heart melting cuteness! Our super cute "This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday" Card is just what the cat dragged in... just for you! Just ...

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

Spread Cheer with the Human Fund Holiday Card! Need a way to make your friends chuckle this holiday season? Look no further than a Human Fund Holid...

Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...

Now we feel like a jackass. We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark A...

It was great while it lasted! It’s a funny reminder of the fleeting nature of holiday romance and the Christmas tree’s fate... both destined for th...

Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

🥑 Your Life Stage in Avocado 🥑 Just like the avocado, you've reached a wonderful stage in life where everything seems to have fallen into place. Ce...

I don't have time for this! Celebrate another trip around the sun with our funny Scrolling For My Birth Year Birthday Card! Perfect for those of u...

Ho-Ho-Hold up! Don't skip your greens this holiday season! 🎅🥗 Caesar Salad Candy Canes? Yes, really. Now, you make be asking yourself "for the lo...

Ohhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...

Who gives a hoot about hooters? Our head-turning HHooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card features 13 hooters of the owl variety, including elegant el...

I'm here to do Santa's work Our Hail Santa Christmas Card is the perfect holiday card to send to friends and family with a dark sense of humor this...

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

You make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...

Because in the game of life, sometimes you just gotta ask, "Who The F*ck Cares?" 🕺✨ Introducing our Who The F*ck Cares Greeting Card, for when you ...

In computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...

Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...

You let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...

Because the Christmas tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year! Weed wish you a Merry Christmas, but you’d probably forget. Send our unbe-w...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...