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It's a bird... it's a plane... it's a hippo-party-mus! Featuring a cute floating hippopotamus our adorable Hippo Hip Hip Hooray Card is for any occ...

We wish you a cheesy Christmas! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaroni and cheese. Instant mac & c...

Ya gotta treat yo elf! This naughty and cheeky I Touch My Elf Christmas Card is sure to get the attention of whoever you give it to! A wonderful pl...

Ditch the passive-aggressive Facebook post! Take the more direct route with our aggressively funny Passive-Aggressive Nifty Notes. Get your point ...

Even better than the cat's meow Our hiss-terical You're the Kitties' Titties Greeting Card features two members of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee m...

Soothin' salve fer yer outlaw maw Howdy, partner! Do yer smackers feel drier than a tumbleweed in a ghost town? Are they yearnin' for some tender, ...

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! Deliver wholesome birthday wishes with our 1980's Kid Pizza Bagel Bites Birthday C...

It's beary awesome! Our Magic Growing Panda allows you to hatch your very own panda and watch it grow! Stumped on what to get your favorite panda l...

We want to hug you so hard right now Our I Love the Shit Out Of You Greeting Card is for anyone that you keep in your inner circle! Friends, family...

We're stoked about this card! We'ed bet you have a few friends that would totally relate to our 5 Rules for Happiness, Or Just Smoke A Little Weed ...

Packed with Birthday Wishes (not calories) A card in the shape of a stick of butter? You'd butter believe it! Our Grade AA, deliciously fun, The Ye...

Praise Cheesus! The perfect holiday card does exist! Spread gouda cheer this Christmas season with our pun-tabulous, “Bless the Little Baby Cheeses...

Houston, we have a baby! ✨🍼🚀✨ It's a whole new world when baby comes to town! Let the new parents know that they'll totally rocket this great space...

Save some happiness for the rest of us, okay? Have a friend who's rocking a new job, a new relationship, or some other awesome life achievement? We...

Offer congrats on a hare raising experience! 🐰🐰🐇💕 Don't let the new parents think that you couldn't' carrot all about their new bundle of joy! Brin...

So you like getting down and dirty? 🪴👩‍🌾 Plant fanatics don't mind getting dirty... in fact they totally dig it. (Sow-y not sow-y) Nature your ord...

Life a dumpster fire? Roast marshmallows! Sometimes life gives us lemons and we make lemonade, but then there are times that the I Know Things Are ...

What doesn't whipped cream go on?! Our festive Reddi For The Holidays Card reminds us all what the winter holidays are all about. Pies, cakes, warm...

Your lips will say "We can do it!" Pucker up, workers of the world, and bid farewell to chapped, overworked lips that feel like they've clocked ove...

You've been upgraded to VIP Our Welcome To The Shit Show Friendship Card is a fantastic card for any occasion. Of course this works really well for...

Sorry about my apology? Our apologetic Sorry Not Sorry Apology Greeting Card is for that situation that we've all been in. You and your friend had ...

Connecting the dots has never been so fun! Our interactive Connect The Dots Fuck Yeah Card is a great card to give when you want to send an enthusi...

Moist we say goodbye? Our cringe inducing Words I Hate: Goodbye Greeting Cardis a fun and heart-felt example of just how much you hate to say goodb...

What noise does a waterfall make? Shhhhhhhh. Our cheeky I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs are the perfect gift for someone who really needs a break form...