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These aren't your grandma's mints! Indulge in the guilt-free delight of our Chocolate Mint Mints! These sugar-free gems are a heavenly blend of ric...

Be more like Squirrel in Underpants. Have the decency to cover up your junk funk. It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrel...

This cat is totally lying... in a croissant position, that is. Yes, oui would have to agree! And if given a choice between these two doppelgangers ...

I dig fossils! Our unique Awesome Fossil Collection is loaded with 9 aged specimens that have been curated to a informative display card. It's a gr...

Meet Your Car’s New Best Fur-iend: The Cleaning Cat Air Freshener! Imagine if you could combine the charm of an orange cat with the freshness of a ...

Feel like just puttering around? Our tee-rific Mini Desktop Golf Kit is the desktop distraction every golf enthusiast needs! Millions of golf lover...

Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack! Ever snow ...

A Christmas card so funny, it's scary! 🎄💀 Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a touch of impending doom! Looking for a way to ensure your holiday m...

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Our 1980's retro Never Gonna Give You Up Card is a great way to Rick-Roll someone but it's also a really nice...

Essence of possum Christmas just got a whole lot more exciting with the addition of our Possum Candy Canes! These quirky candy canes, with a distin...

Ohhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...

Shop with purpose ✓ Are you familiar with the walk of shame? No, the other walk of shame - from your car to your house door realizing you forgot ...

The most logical and fascinating birthday card in the galaxy! Step into the transporter and beam yourself into the vibrant universe of Star Trek fa...

You knead this card! Keep your relationship as fresh and sparkly clean as a newly changed litter box with our Litter-ally the Cutest Kitty Cat Love...

Fearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existen...

Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year w...

Just between Utz... 🟠🟠🟠 That took a lot of balls. It is said that the one with the most balls wins and nothing says you're killing it like a giant...

Whooosh. Share the infinite wisdom of our cheeky Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks Greeting Card with someone you actually do give a flying fuck ...

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but y...

Sigh, tell me about it… Don't just scribble... giggle as you doodle with our "Adulting Is Hard" pencil set! Perfect for those who are too old to un...

You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...

Space cat just kneads some space Is our Holographic Space Cat Sticker truly floating in outer space? Or is he just hopped up on some dank catnip da...

The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...