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Beer is better than cake! The amazing Skumps Bottle Top Candle is the perfect celebratory accessory for your best pal who is on a steady liquid die...

It's not fair to deny me, of the cross-eyed bear that you've given me You, you, you oughta know at least one friend you can give our Mumble Lyrics ...

Tuesday is always a no-brainer Our funny-because-it's-true Marriage: Asking Each Other What You Want For Dinner Until You Die is perfect for meal p...

A fun birthday toast for you! Our Birthday Toast Greeting Card is totally not crummy! You can crust us when we say this is one of the greatest card...

Weed, cheese and wine... oh my! Our celebratory Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card is the perfect birthday card for a close puff-pas...

Party your face off Time to blow out the candles and make a death birthday wish, with our totally crypt-ic HBD Skull Birthday Card! Now of course...

A hiss-terical hook for the home Add some fun and functional feline style to your home with our Howligans Cat Wire Hanger! The cat’s tail bends for...

Heart melting cuteness! Our super cute "This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday" Card is just what the cat dragged in... just for you! Just ...

Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

I want it NOW! - Veruca Salt Not just for stuck up kids who were lucky enough to be put to the test by Mr. Wonka... our Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers ...

I have the power! Enter into a fantastic universe beyond all time with Masters of the Universe Micro Action Figures! The most powerful man in the u...

Relish in your mistakes! Mistakes don't need to be a big dill, fix them up with our real-dill Pickle Erasers! This realistic mini-dill is ready to ...

What doesn't whipped cream go on?! Our festive Reddi For The Holidays Card reminds us all what the winter holidays are all about. Pies, cakes, warm...

Watch out boy she'll chew you up Get a leg (or arm) up on your competition with our Maneater Shark Bait Candy! Yeah, that's right, we said it! Cand...

He sees you when you're sleeping... And that should scare the crap out of you! Our horrifically funny You Better Watch Out Christmas Card features...

Bah Humbug! Our Rebel Without a Claus Card is for all those holiday humbug friends... or maybe it's you! A perfect card for anyone that never seems...

I'm here to do Santa's work Our Hail Santa Christmas Card is the perfect holiday card to send to friends and family with a dark sense of humor this...

There ain't no need for ya Our You're On A Special List Called Straight To Hell X-Mas Card is perfect for those seriously naughty people on your li...

I'll stop the world and melt with you We're completely drooling over this Grilled Cheese Sandwich Sticker. The toasted bread sandwich is perfectly ...

Strict no-bullying policy here Our festive Retro Reindeer Games Christmas Card let's you see what the advertising would look like for the Reindeer ...

Don't leave the with house without packing some faux-cinnamony sweet heat with our pack of Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files! They're are a must...

Mind your mistakes Having trouble getting your thoughts together? Our Think Again Brain Eraser is the spare brain you always needed! This eraser st...

It's like a sweet little bear hug for your hand! Our un-bear-ably cute set of Bunch o' Bears Stacking Crayons is a deliciously fun gift for candy l...

Frazzled kitty? Introducing our adorable Frazzled Cat Sticker - the purrfect accessory to add some quirky cat loving charm to your life! This frazz...