Funny Political Gifts

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Home of the Free (Shipping $49+) and Land of the brave (and snarky) political gear.  We're not here to sway your vote... Whether you're for the Democrat, Republican, or an Independent - we've got you covered!

This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

Hillary's Uranium (One) Glow In The Dark Soap

$7.99

Cleans up messes faster than getting an illegal FISA warrant! Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you use our Hillary's favorite Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The...

The More You Nope Floaty Pen

$4.99

Nope, don't tell me! Our rainbow shooting star The More You Nope Floaty Pen allows you to relive the after-school specials of your childhood with the well-timed drop of a nugget of wisdom. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of...

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even...

President Donald Trump Toy Doll

$12.99

The greatest collectible toy for both FANS and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say.  Maybe send one of these to Pelosi or Schiff.....

Liberal Tears Stickers

$14.99

Cry me a latte! Our Liberal Tears Stickers should come with a Snowflake Trigger Warning, but what fun would that be? We prefer a light-hearted eye-popping jab to add a touch of whimsy and laughter to the searing political landscape of our times...

Trump's Last Day Countdown Timer

$11.99

What time is it?  Our Trump's Last Day Countdown Timer - for those counting the seconds until we have a new president this will help your cause and provide some comic relief for your day! A hilarious and useful gift for those Americans...

Woke AF Mug

$9.99

You awake? The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in...

The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Gum

$1.99

We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place."  It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum. Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your...

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government...

Rosie The Riveter Lip Balm

$3.49

We can do it! Rosie the Riveter represents the “can-do” spirit of America as well as the heroic role of women during WWII.  However, as tough and capable as she is, she can still get chapped lips!  Our tube of cherry-flavored Rosie...

Trump's Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time.  A tremendous gift.  It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.49

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of...

Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

I Kissed A Republican / Democrat Gum

$1.99

Partisan Political Puking Gum Did you kiss a donkey last night or perhaps your lips locked with an elephant?  With our I Kissed A Republican or I Kissed A Democrat Gum, you can always be prepared for any accidental smooches that may happen due to...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49

Foam of the brave! Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive...

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