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Home of the Free (Shipping $75+) and Land of the Brave (and snarky) political gear.  We're not here to sway your vote... Whether you're for the Democrat, Republican, or an Independent - we've got you covered!

Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time.  A tremendous gift.  It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

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Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue...

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Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

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Namaste Motherf**ker Snarky Tea

$14.99

The choice of a new generation of yogis. Our Namaste Mother F**ker Snarky Tea is quenching the inner thirst of the new wave of snarky yoga practitioners. That's right. There's a new set of yogis in town, and we’re here for the elastic waistbands,...

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Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

$3.99

Go ahead.  At first glance, it may seem like this little girl is taking a joy ride on a sweet, puffy cloud.  But look again.  Kind of looks like the cloud's the one being taken for a ride, doesn't it?  Introducing the subtle...

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Boss Of You Mug

$9.99

Our fun Boss of You Mug is great for demonstrating who is boss around your office or home. In this situation, are you the boss or is it really the coffee mug itself. Coffee controls our mood, attention and many other aspects in our lives. Who’s the...

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Bravery Bandages

$5.99

Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale...

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Paper Tantrum Notepad

$4.99

​When it comes to meltdowns, babies and toddlers get all the excuses: “She’s hungry”, “He’s overtired”, or “It must be gas”.  Well it's high time you reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with...

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Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.   Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a Chair" Gum will help you easily relay your empathy and...

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Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows SocksFor those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

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Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Shut Your Mouth PleaseSeriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches...

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Hillary's Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap

Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you use our Hillary's favorite Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap, you will be in your element every day. Be careful...

My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight...

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Hillary Clinton Squash + Toss

$4.99

More entertaining than watching Bill's reaction to the balloons at the DNC... is our criminally fun Hillary Squish and Toss! If the shock and awe of this year's presidential campaign has left you screaming "Liar liar, pant suit on fire!" at the screen,...

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Action Items! Pad

$6.99

Take note! Our Action Items! Pad is a project manager's dream come true!  It's a to-do list notepad that conveys the appropriate level of urgency! Because there's nothing more satisfying than scratching an item off your to-do list, the fire engine...

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Free Hugs JK GTFO (Get The F*ck Out) Mug

$9.99

You are mistaken... our Free Hugs JK GTFO Mug is not giving you a come-hither look. Just look at the sneaky small text on the back. In case you're not in the know about GTFO... Get The F*** Out.   Holding a generous 16 ounces, this large coffee...

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This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

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Donald Trump Squash + Toss

$4.99

Whether he's hair today and gone tomorrow... the truth is, there's no escaping the Donald at the moment.  Big D's relentless media coverage and err... interesting tweets, have him trumping most of the news. Now instead of taking your frustrations...

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Extra Shot Coffee Mug

$14.99

Hit Me With Your Best shot!Introducing our Extra Shot Coffee Mug! So called "Hip" flasks are designed to fit on your hip, right?   Or are they supposed to make you LOOK hip when you wear them on your hip, kind of like a fanny pack?   We're...

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Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

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Hell is Other People Welcome Mat

$14.99

Now you may be thinking that our Hell is Other People Welcome Mat is not much of a "welcome" mat. But it is. It's a welcome mat for you (JUST YOU) as you arrive home and feel the relief of shutting the world out behind you as you lock and bolt the door...

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Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.99

Scrape of Injustice? Our Abraham Lincoln Bandages off the comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up...

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Mr. Gigglepants Hibiscus Sugar

$11.99

Giggle fit approved Our fun loving Mr. Gigglepants Hibiscus Sugar blend is just what you need to punctuate your day with some sweet silly smiles! A lighthearted, tutti frutti treat for your cupcakes, french toast, fresh fruit, ice cream, fancy drinks...

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Participation Award

$5.99

In my day.... We lost and we liked it! It used to be that you either won or lost when you competed, but now everybody wins!  When everybody wins, don't we all lose? (Awwww SNAP! Look at that turn of phrase!) Our hilarious blue...

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F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government...

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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

$4.59

Any golfer knows they play better with Schwetty Balls! Seriously, it's worth getting a box just so a golfer can say, "I'm playing with Schwetty Balls!" Surprisingly, these golf balls perform very well and many customers use them on a regular basis. Each...

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Donald Talking Pen

$12.99

Love him or hate him, you can now laugh with or at our Commander in Chief with our hair-larious Donald Talking Pen! Press Trump's infamous golden locks to hear him talk! He'll rattle off eight different sayings, in Donald Trump's real voice. I will...

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You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

$1.99

For that Dick in your life (and we ain't talkin Richard).   Our vintage styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun an unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.   Can't think of anyone deserving of such an...

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President Trump Troll

$14.99

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

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Emergency Clown Nose

$8.99

Just What The Doctor Ordered! Is constant frowning ruining your life?   Do you wake up feeling sad and wish that there was a quick way to turn that frown upside down?   Now there is!   Emergency Clown Nose. No prescription needed,...

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Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone who deserves our Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks know that we feel your pain! The frustration that comes from dealing with someone with selective hearing is enough to drive one completely mad. They're a perfect gift for your...

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Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Most MenIf he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your...

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Tin Foil Hat

$9.49

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

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Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

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Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome

$17.99

Our yankee-doodle'rific Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome is a firm believer of the Land of the Free, Gnome of the Brave, and is quite the firecracker! We won't pre-raaaaamble on about how enthusiastic his love for the red, white, and blue is! But let's...

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Airfork One Kids' Fork

$12.99

Air Fork One is now ready for boarding! It's just the thing to bring those mashed potatoes and peas in for a safe landing. It's high-flying meal-time fun for the little ones. It's made of sleek stainless steel encased in food-grade, dishwasher-safe...

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I Hate Everyone Too Socks

$10.99

What seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes?   We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!     Like an...

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Grumpy Notebook Set

$7.49

Bah humph grrr.  Not everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought we'd make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world.   Our Grumpy Notebook Set includes three 48 page notebooks labeled Daily Disappointments, Things That Annoy Me and...

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The Daily Mood Flipchart

$8.99

Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its...

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Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

No One Can Truely Understand MenAre you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk to,...

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National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of indictments.  These little mints will...

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The More You Nope Write Side Up Floaty Pen

$4.99

Our rainbow shooting star The More You Nope Write Side Up Floaty Pen allows you to relive the after-school specials of your childhood with the well-timed drop of a nugget of wisdom. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being...

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Lookin' Good For Jesus Socks

$10.99

Socks For Church On SundayGosh darn it all to heck! If you don't find divine comfort in these sole saving ankle socks, you may be toe'tally beyond redemption! So ditch your holey socks and grace yourself with a pair of our gloriously unholey Lookin' Good...

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Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49

Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil.  Who...

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I Kissed A Republican / Democrat Gum

$1.99

Partisan Political Puking Gum Did you kiss a donkey last night or perhaps your lips locked with an elephant?  With our I Kissed A Republican or I Kissed A Democrat Gum, you can always be prepared for any accidental smooches that may happen due to...

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