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Funny Political Gifts

Home of Fun 2020 Election Gifts

Home of the Free (Shipping $49+) and Land of the brave (and snarky) political gear.  We're not here to sway your vote... Whether you're for Trump or Biden....  we are equally offensive to all!

Trump Impeachmints

$3.49

Without any evidence, this is the best the left can do! Our totally offensive Trump Impeachmints are for bad hombres with bad breath, and worse vocabulary. Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these peach flavored mints on your tongue and you'll make...

National Embarrassmints

$3.49

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of indictments...

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

Donald Trump Squash + Toss

$6.99

You can throw one at the TV while watching the impeachment hearings! Whether he's hair today and gone tomorrow... the truth is, there's no escaping the Donald at the moment.  Big D's relentless media coverage and err... interesting tweets, have him...

Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$6.99

Make Your Memos Great Again! Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again...

Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even...

President Donald Trump Toy Doll

$9.99

The greatest collectible toy for both FANS and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say.  Maybe send one of these to Pelosi or Schiff.....

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49 $3.07

Foam of the brave! Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive...

F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government...

Fuck It All Pen Set

$9.99

Great conversational pens! When the moment serves, you'll be ready with our Fuck It All Pen Set! Keep the whole five pen collection ready at your desk or carry your favorite one that seems to cover all the bases at all times! The Fuck It All Pen Set is...

Trump's Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time.  A tremendous gift.  It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

American Flag Face Mask

$9.99

Wear Old Glory everyday with pride! Our American Flag Face Mask is a fun and functional way to celebrate patriotism this summer! Wear it with pride, wear it for the 4th and wear it as your go-to mask. This mask is sewn of three layers of soft touch...

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

$6.99

Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg RBG Dissent Mints

$3.99

Against the grain with freshness! These Dissent Mints feature Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wearing her dissent collar. When she doesn't agree with the rest of the court, she has a special jabot (ornamental frill) she wears. These mints...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.99

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

Trump #45 Keychain + Door Hanger for 2020

$14.99

Does Trump already have the keys for 2020? President Trump will win 2020 in a landslide! Get a commemorative piece of history with our Trump's 2020 Keys to The White House Key Chain. Handmade in the USA! 3 layers of durable acrylic, with laser...

This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

Tie Dye Patriotic Soft Touch Face Mask

$9.99

Protect your *achoo!* with some red, white, and blue! Have fun showing support for our country, and compassion for each other with our locally sourced Patriotic Tie Dye Soft Touch Face Mask! Feel like the world has been spiraling out of control? Like...

Make America Grate Again Grater

$9.99

Ban pre-shredded cheese! Next time you need to grate some cheese, look no further than our big league Make America Grate Again Cheese Grater! It's huge, but still comfortable for your yuge hands. It's a fantastic grater, the best... nothing grates...

Vote This Way in the USA Tie-Dye Face Mask

$9.99

Elect to protect your neighbors and election officials Looking for an excuse to get out of the house on our November 3rd? We've got you covered with our patriotic Vote This Way in the USA Tye-Dye Face Mask.  Demonstrate your love of the good ole U...

Fake News Toilet Paper

$6.99

Does Trump wear a toupee? There's fake news everywhere. It's on our televisions, phones and newspapers... and now it can be on Fake News Toilet Paper! Obviously fake news should be called Narrative News and in the past it was called Opinion or Editorial...

Narcissist Mints

$3.99

It's all about you and your breath You’re so vain, you probably think these mints are about you, don’t you? Now your favorite narcissist can have fresh breath while he admires himself in the mirror and explains why you’re wrong!...

Woke AF Mug

$11.99

You awake? The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in...

Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

$14.99

The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt! Fits right to your hand so it's easy to get into those corners and shelves. It's makes...

Pretty Pastel Stars + Stripes Face Mask

$9.99

Stay salty but not too nauti! Our Pretty Pastel Stars + Stripes Face Mask is an unbelievably cute mask to wear out. The muted pastels with the stars and stripes give it a weathered nautical theme that looks great with shorts or jeans! The triple...

Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again

$8.99

Trigger warning! Our Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again accessories are a fun way to show your support for President Trump.  Topics to bring up: Impeachment: Not gonna happen His Twitter feed is amazing He's draining the swamp of corruption How...

Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons

$9.99

Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are you frustrated with politics? Having a hard time deciding between Trump and Biden's VP for President? We...

Anyone But Trump 2020

$8.99

Seriously... anyone! Down in the dumps because Donald Trump is our President?  When you aren't out protesting on street comers, show your feeling with a statement necklace or keychain! Not a fan of his Twitter account? Sick about hearing about...

Fake News Candle

$19.99

Smells like twitter. Our Fake News Candle is for everyone that reads headline news on social media. This candle smells just like Orange Kool-Aid which means it MUST be believed. But Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative...

Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card

$5.99

Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lightly with a pencil or blue pen, then peek through the red decoder glasses to reveal your hidden message! A...

Saint Dr. Fauci Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Saint Fauci says stay clean, stay safe! Our special quarantine edition Saint Dr. Fauci Hand Sanitizer is perfect for staying clean at home. Well, now he's saying you can take it out with you. Wait, you can take it out if it maintains a six foot distance...

Narcissist Soap

$5.99

This soap is all about you... You have to have this Narcissist Soap because it is all about you. You are the cleanest person ever. Nobody is cleaner than you are. This is the soap for the person who is just the best. Helps you clean all the germs, other...

Saint Trump Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

 Hugely eliminates 99% of fake news President Trump fans and foes just love our fun and functional hand sanitizer!  Use it now, or keep it to hand down through generations to commemorate the clusterf*ck known as 2020! Refillable matte glass...

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