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Political Fun

Home of the Free (Shipping $75+) and Land of the Brave (and snarky) political gear.  We're not here to sway your vote... Whether you're for the Democrat, Republican, or an Independent - we've got you covered!

Blue Q Instant Therapy Breath Spray

$5.99

If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fixed!  For best results, use spray, then wait 25 years. Be happier, be freer, be the real you!    No talking, no confessing.  The...

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Blue Q This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

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Good Measure Hangover Recipe Glass

$9.49

Bottoms up to good times and quality remedies for high-quality hangovers!  Introducing our good looking (even in the light of day!) Good Measure Hangover Recipe Glass!This non-judgmental pint glass is unapologetic about the head pounding good time...

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The Floater Gigantic Poop

$8.49

OMG - Did Becky just drop the kids off at the pool? With our Gigantic Fake Poo Floater, you can now falsely accuse the little rugrats and have the pool all to yourself.  As soon as they're out of sight... Adult Swim! Not limited to use in...

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Woke AF Mug

$9.49

The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in the office...

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Blue Q Lookin' Good For Jesus Socks

$10.99

Gosh darn it all to heck! If you don't find divine comfort in these sole saving ankle socks, you may be toe'tally beyond redemption! So ditch your holey socks and grace yourself with a pair of our gloriously unholey Lookin' Good For Jesus Women's...

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Blue Q Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

If he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your usually cool bud...

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Blue Q Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

Are you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk to, and genuinely know the motives...

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Blue Q Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

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Blue Q F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government. (Survey says... everyone!) Anarchy never tasted so sweet and...

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Blue Q Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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Blue Q Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover...

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Boss Of You Mug

$9.49

Our fun Boss of You Mug is great for demonstrating who is boss around your office or home. In this situation, are you the boss or is it really the coffee mug itself. Coffee controls our mood, attention and many other aspects in our lives. Who’s the...

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Embracing Mediocrity Good Enough Mug

$9.49

Sometimes in life we strive for the best and other times we’re okay with just getting the job done. Celebrate those moments with our hilarious Embracing Mediocrity, Good Enough Mug. We all have opinions but sometimes we can’t say them out...

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Trump's Last Day Countdown Timer

$11.39

Our Trump's Last Day Countdown Timer - for those counting the seconds until we have a new president this will help your cause and provide some comic relief for your day! A hilarious and useful gift for those Americans not interested in MAGA,...

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Action Items! Pad

$6.29

Take note! Our Action Items! Pad is a project manager's dream come true!  It's a to-do list notepad that conveys the appropriate level of urgency! Because there's nothing more satisfying than scratching an item off your to-do list, the fire engine...

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Blue Q I Hate Everyone Too Socks

$10.99

What seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes?   We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!     Like an...

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Blue Q Most Papalar Pope Francis Coin Purse

$3.99

HOLY MOLY POPE-OLY!! Next time you notice it raining pennies from heaven quickly open your devout Pope Francis Coin Purse to gather some change for the collection basket! Think you can't change the world?  Oh, spare us! (a dime, that is!) Now you...

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Blue Q Up Yours Socks

$10.99

For those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold these uplifting socks, adorned with blue skies,...

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Blue Q You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

$1.99

For that Dick in your life (and we ain't talkin Richard).   Our vintage styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun an unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.   Can't think of anyone deserving of such an...

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Free Hugs JK GTFO (Get The F*ck Out) Mug

$9.49

You are mistaken... our Free Hugs JK GTFO Mug is not giving you a come-hither look. Just look at the sneaky small text on the back. In case you're not in the know about GTFO... Get The F*** Out.   Holding a generous 16 ounces, this large coffee...

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Grumpy Notebook Set

$6.79

Bah humph grrr.  Not everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought we'd make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world.   Our Grumpy Notebook Set includes three 48 page notebooks labeled Daily Disappointments, Things That Annoy Me and...

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Hell is Other People Welcome Mat

$14.19

Now you may be thinking that our Hell is Other People Welcome Mat is not much of a "welcome" mat. But it is. It's a welcome mat for you (JUST YOU) as you arrive home and feel the relief of shutting the world out behind you as you lock and bolt the door...

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Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet
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Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$5.99 $2.99

Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again. Need sticky flags for your...

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Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.39

The comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up to your expectations!   When you have an ouchie,...

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