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Home of the Free (Shipping $49+) and Land of the brave (and snarky) political gear.  We're not here to sway your vote... Whether you're for the Democrat, Republican, or an Independent - we've got you covered!  We are equally offensive to all!

President Donald Trump Toy Doll

$9.99

The greatest collectible toy for both FANS and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say.  Maybe send one of these to Pelosi or Schiff.....

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

$6.99

Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...

Trump's Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time.  A tremendous gift.  It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

Make America Grate Again Grater

$9.99

Ban pre-shredded cheese! Next time you need to grate some cheese, look no further than our big league Make America Grate Again Cheese Grater! It's huge, but still comfortable for your yuge hands. It's a fantastic grater, the best... nothing grates...

National Embarrassmints

$3.49

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of indictments...

You Know She's Gonna Run Button

$3.99

Vote Hillary Clinton For President... again?!   You know's she's testing the waters...  Hillary can bake homemade Uranium cookies from scratch while hosting world leaders in her kitchen!  Our country's most  (in)famous nana is...

Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$6.99

Make Your Memos Great Again! Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again...

Donald Trump Talking Pen

$12.99

  Love him or not... You can now laugh with or at our Commander in Chief with our hair-larious Donald Talking Pen! Press Trump's infamous golden locks to hear him talk! He'll rattle off eight different sayings, in Donald Trump's real voice. 1...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.49

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

Trump #45 Keychain + Door Hanger for 2020

$14.99

Does Trump already have the keys for 2020? President Trump will win 2020 in a landslide! Get a commemorative piece of history with our Trump's 2020 Keys to The White House Key Chain. Handmade in the USA! 3 layers of durable acrylic, with laser...

Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again

$8.99

Trigger warning! Our Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again accessories are a fun way to show your support for President Trump.  Topics to bring up: Impeachment: Not gonna happen His Twitter feed is amazing He's draining the swamp of corruption How...

Dissent Mints

$3.99

Against the grain with freshness! These Dissent Mints feature Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wearing her dissent collar. When she doesn't agree with the rest of the court, she has a special jabot (ornamental frill) she wears. These mints...

Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.49

Scrape of Injustice? Our Abraham Lincoln Bandages off the comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49

Foam of the brave! Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive...

F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government...

This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

Donald Trump Squash + Toss

$6.99

You can throw one at the TV while watching the impeachment hearings! Whether he's hair today and gone tomorrow... the truth is, there's no escaping the Donald at the moment.  Big D's relentless media coverage and err... interesting tweets, have him...

Impeachmint Lip Balm

$4.49

Impeach your lips! The minty peach flavor of this Impeachmint Lip Balm won’t let you down! More and more people are asking for the welcome relief of IMPEACHMINT. Got that uncomfortable feeling? Is your smile tight and painful? Do your lips purse...

Anyone But Trump 2020

$8.99

Seriously... anyone! Down in the dumps because Donald Trump is our President?  When you aren't out protesting on street comers, show your feeling with a statement necklace or keychain! Not a fan of his Twitter account? Sick about hearing about...

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Magnetic Personality Puppet

$7.99

Fight for what's fair! Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wears her favorite jabot to preside over your finger! She's approximately 4" tall (almost life-size!) but don’t let her diminutive size fool you. Justice Ginsburg will always remind you to fight...

Trump's Last Day Countdown Timer

$14.99

What time is it?  Our Trump's Last Day Countdown Timer - for those counting the seconds until we have a new president this will help your cause and provide some comic relief for your day! A hilarious and useful gift for those Americans not...

Liberal Tears Stickers

$9.99

Cry me a latte! Our Liberal Tears Stickers should come with a Snowflake Trigger Warning, but what fun would that be? We prefer a light-hearted eye-popping jab to add a touch of whimsy and laughter to the searing political landscape of our times...

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

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