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Home of the Free (Shipping $49+) and Land of the brave (and snarky) political gear.  We're not here to sway your vote... Whether you're for the Democrat, Republican, or an Independent - we've got you covered!  We are equally offensive to all!

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

$6.99

Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49 $3.07

Foam of the brave! Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive...

Woke AF Mug

$11.99

You awake? The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in...

Ginsburg's Judgmints

$3.49

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons desiring breath that is Honorable are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for these Ginsburg's Judgmints are Supreme! Keep one under your robe and a spare in your chambers. Taste like justice Bite of dissent...

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

Trump's Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time.  A tremendous gift.  It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again

$8.99

Trigger warning! Our Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again accessories are a fun way to show your support for President Trump.  Topics to bring up: Impeachment: Not gonna happen His Twitter feed is amazing He's draining the swamp of corruption How...

Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$6.99

Make Your Memos Great Again! Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again...

Anyone But Trump 2020

$8.99

Seriously... anyone! Down in the dumps because Donald Trump is our President?  When you aren't out protesting on street comers, show your feeling with a statement necklace or keychain! Not a fan of his Twitter account? Sick about hearing about...

Donald Trump Squash + Toss

$6.99

You can throw one at the TV while watching the impeachment hearings! Whether he's hair today and gone tomorrow... the truth is, there's no escaping the Donald at the moment.  Big D's relentless media coverage and err... interesting tweets, have him...

Trump Impeachmints

$3.49

Without any evidence, this is the best the left can do! Our totally offensive Trump Impeachmints are for bad hombres with bad breath, and worse vocabulary. Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these peach flavored mints on your tongue and you'll make...

Trump's Last Day Countdown Timer

$14.99 $13.19

What time is it?  Our Trump's Last Day Countdown Timer - for those counting the seconds until we have a new president this will help your cause and provide some comic relief for your day! A hilarious and useful gift for those Americans not...

Trump #45 Keychain + Door Hanger for 2020

$14.99

Does Trump already have the keys for 2020? President Trump will win 2020 in a landslide! Get a commemorative piece of history with our Trump's 2020 Keys to The White House Key Chain. Handmade in the USA! 3 layers of durable acrylic, with laser...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Magnetic Personality Puppet

$7.99

Fight for what's fair! Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wears her favorite jabot to preside over your finger! She's approximately 4" tall (almost life-size!) but don’t let her diminutive size fool you. Justice Ginsburg will always remind you to fight...

President Donald Trump Toy Doll

$9.99

The greatest collectible toy for both FANS and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say.  Maybe send one of these to Pelosi or Schiff.....

This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Nodder

$10.99

The notorious RBG agrees to disagree! There might seem to be an irony with making a nodder of someone dissenting, but we're guessing the people that buy this will be nodding in agreement with her dissent. The figure is wearing the collar that Justice...

Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

Dissent Mints

$3.99

Against the grain with freshness! These Dissent Mints feature Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wearing her dissent collar. When she doesn't agree with the rest of the court, she has a special jabot (ornamental frill) she wears. These mints...

National Embarrassmints

$3.49

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of indictments...

Hillary... You Know She's Gonna Run Button

$3.99 $3.51

Vote Hillary Clinton For President... again?!   You know's she's testing the waters...  Hillary can bake homemade Uranium cookies from scratch while hosting world leaders in her kitchen!  Our country's most  (in)famous nana is...

Impeachmint Lip Balm

$4.49 $3.95

Impeach your lips! The minty peach flavor of this Impeachmint Lip Balm won’t let you down! More and more people are asking for the welcome relief of IMPEACHMINT. Got that uncomfortable feeling? Is your smile tight and painful? Do your lips purse...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.49 $8.35

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

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