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Just Arrived and popular items that are BACK IN STOCK! Are you looking for a stand-out gift? You know, the kind of present that leaves friends and family raving about its awesomeness and earns you the reputation of always giving the coolest presents? Then you’ll love shopping our fun and unique collection of brand spanking new products! Along with our fresh finds is a mix of our crazy popular Perpetual Kid customer favorites that are back in stock!
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    Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny

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    Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

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    Ramen Stack Game

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    Ramen calm, and stack on. 🍜😅 This souper tense toppling game, requires you to go head to head with friends, stacking yummy-looking ingredients into...

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    How to Speak Cat Cards

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    It's all in the slow blink... 😻 Curious what your feline friend is trying to communicate with you? Purrhaps they're hungry, bored, or want to chat ...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    Yoo-Hoo Candy Bar

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    Remember those quirky, old-school Yoo-Hoo drinks that made childhood oh-so-sweet? Dive into a splash of nostalgia with the Yoo-Hoo Milk Chocolate C...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People

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    Camping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...

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    Meow-ter Space Cat Lady Soap

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    The official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...

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    Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

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    It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

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    Jesus Is Washing You Soap

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    Get closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...

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    Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set

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    Come one, come all! 🎪💩 Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because fin...

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    Permission To Give No F*cks Notepad

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    Honor your truth! Our sassy Permission To Give No Fucks Notepad is your golden ticket to unapologetic awesomeness! Consider thisnote notepad your ...

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    Retro Pop Rocks

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    Original 1970's limited edition Pop Rocks! Get ready to time-travel back to the 1970s with our Original Cherry Flavor Retro Pop Rocks! These candy ...

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    Tardigrade Night Light

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    Sweet dreams! This little moss piglet has got your back! Introducing our Tardigrade Night Light! Now you can rest easy knowing that an adorable 8-l...

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    World's Smallest Waterful

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    A playful wave of nostalgia! Introducing the World's Smallest Waterful retro toy! Remember those mesmerizing, mind-boggling water-filled games that...

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    Humunga Chomp Dog Fetch Toy

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    My, what a big grin you have! Our Humunga Chomp Dog Toy will instantly turn your pooch into the Tom Cruise or Julia Roberts of the dog world! The p...

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    Humunga Tongue Dog Fetch Toy

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    The neighbors tongues will be a wagging! Your dog will be the talk of the town when you break out their Humunga Tongue Dog Fetch Toy during their ...

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    Express Your Feelings Killer Clown Card

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    It’s as if Picasso met Pennywise If our Express Your Feelings Card doesn't get people talking, they're probably too busy screaming! Who is This Car...

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    How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Experience the '80s All Over Again! How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers - because who needs a time machin...

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    Sarcasm Pen Set

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    Sure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

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    World's Smallest Beer Pong

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    Get Ready to Party with the World's Smallest Beer Pong Game! Looking for the perfect icebreaker? Look no further! Whether you're hosting a bash, g...

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    Hot Stuff Pizza Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    A Scented Blast from Your Past! Feeling a little slice of nostalgia? Dive deep into the doughy memories of the '80s with our Pizza Retro Scratch 'n...

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    I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

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    Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

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    World's Smallest Wooly Willy

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    Pocket-sized nostalgia inducer! Introducing the World's Smallest Wooly Willy retro toy! Remember those good ol' days when you had the power to give...

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