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The Man. They Myth. The Legend. What's the big hairy deal? Your Dad. And our Sasquatch Legend Father's Day Card celebrates his legendary status. ...

Happy Birthday, you get a card! You get a card! You get a card! Welcome to the "You Get a Card" birthday bonanza with our Oprah Happy Birthday Card...

Toss, Toss, Tossin' on Heaven's Door ⛅😇☁️ Okay, so technically the gates are wide open for the Lord and Savior, but our homeboy Jesus needs some s...

Heard things are up and down Our fun Yo Greeting Card is perfect for getting back in touch with someone. Sure, you could bump them on social media....

Makeup your own scratch-off message! Our iconic Scratch Off Caboodle Greeting Card is a totally awesome card to have on hand - you know just in cas...

Unbearably cute lip balm 🐼 Introducing your new travel companion! You soon won't want to leave home without our adorable Panda Pout Lip Balm in tow...

Stupid cupid. We have a rep to uphold! Now everyone is going to want a piece of this! Our cheeky Destroying My Reputation Valentine's Day Card is t...

Paper or Plastic? Our instantly recognizable Thank You "Plastic Bag" Greeting Card cleverly upcycles the familiar imagery of the generic white shop...

What?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom! Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sne...

Because rainbows rock! 🌈💥 Give rainbows all the excitement they deserve and then some, with our Rainbow Cotton Candy Pop Rocks! A delicious treat f...

Rediscover the '80s with Stinky Stickers! Have you ever wished you could transport yourself back to the 80's without those questionable hair choice...

Maybe her kids will be the same? Whether it's a joke or not, our Sorry You Had To Raise My Awful Sister Mother's Day / Father's Day Card is the per...

Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left with...

This is not the greatest concert ticket in the world, no. This is just a tribute. 🎸🎜 Your musical tastes may change, but the requirements for the p...

Time to grab some birthday beers! A crafty little greeting, our Happy Birthday Beers To You Greeting Card is flat out the perfect card for beer lo...

Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astr...

Mildly spicy fire and brimstone Our Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imag...

Way more travel-friendly than a bulky crystal ball, our cheeky Paper Fortune-Teller Notes make DIY divination even more fun and foolproof, with box...

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

There ain't no need for ya Our You're On A Special List Called Straight To Hell X-Mas Card is perfect for those seriously naughty people on your li...

Relive Your Childhood Memories! Blast from the Past Alert! 🍒 Remember the glorious '80s when corduroy pants were cool and neighborhood bike gangs a...

Not a problem! You got this! Step into the whimsical and thought-provoking world of Steven Rhodes with our "Stay Positive" greeting card. This one-...

I tried, you didn't, I'm done. Our positive Don't Let Anyone Shit On Your Sunshine Greeting Card reminds us to knock the negativity right out of yo...

Your melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...