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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... so add some fun to your workday with our awesome collection of fun office stuff!  Soon you'll hardly mind being stuck on conference calls all day, eating at your desk, or running late to happy hour! We love sharing quirky gifts ideas for co-workers and employees as well as fun desk accessories for your desk!  We guarantee you will be the hit of the next pink elephant exchange!

125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes

$7.99

Create A Masterpiece From Scratch! Make your notes a little more exciting with our 125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes by Melissa & Doug! If you're writing a note, chances are it's something important, and if it's not important it's probably...

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FREE Gift Certificate with Purchase

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Customer Appreciation Bonus Gift! We're giving you a very special *Thank You* for supporting a small business this holiday season!  As a special bonus, you will receive a free promotional Gift Certificate equal to 10% of your order on your product...

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My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

We sh*t you not! Our My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer is an actual product. It's a combination of our #1 and #2 top office gifts! The truth is, my job doesn't actually give me diarrhea. But it HAS taught me how to spell diarrhea, which is a...

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Banner Day Sticky Notes

$5.99

Now you can make every day a Banner Day! Jazz up your desk with these fun and colorful sticky-note pennants! Use our Banner Day Sticky Notes pennants to proclaim a birthday, support your team or rejoice in Friday.   No matter the occasion,...

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Desktop Disco Fever Kit

$12.99

Ain't no stopping us now! We've got our Desktop Disco Fever Kit! Lights! Sound! Boogie! Our funkadelic Desktop Disco Fever Kit has everything you need to get down, get down. This groovy kit includes just what you need to set the...

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Little Big Fan USB Desk Fan

$22.99

With our adorablely fan-tastic Little Big Fan USB Desk Fan you  can keep your cool when work gets hot! When things heat up at the office, you’ll always keep your cool with Fred’s Little Big Fan. It's a ridiculously cute shrunk-down...

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Mini Desktop Golf Kit

$7.99

Feel like just puttering around? Our tee-rific Mini Desktop Golf Kit is the desktop distraction every golf enthusiast needs! Millions of golf lovers sit at their desks daydreaming of being on the golf course while stuck at work. That's exactly why this...

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Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of...

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Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

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Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree

$12.99

Rockin' Around the Retro Tinsel Tree Our Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree is a mod lover's Christmas wish come true! Popular in the 1960s, aluminum Christmas trees were the epitome of Christmas festivity and Mid-Century Modern style. The shiny, festive...

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World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

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Awesome Citation

$4.99

You're Awesome! Haven't got Oprah Winfrey like funds to pay-it-forward at the toll booth or your local Starbucks?   Now you can dole out compliments like it's going out of style with our positively Awesome Citation Nifty Notes! Let those in your...

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Desktop Shuffleboard Game

$9.99

Everyday I'm shufflin' Slide and bump your boredom away with our Desktop Shuffleboard Game! There's no reason to wait for retirement, or happy hour, when you have this awesome desktop distraction close at hand. Play one-on-one or as a team to block,...

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Desktop Tetherball Game

$9.99

Unleash your inner Napoleon Dynamite Bring the fun of your favorite recess game to the office with our Desktop Tetherball Game! Studies show that having a ball to smack to around on your desk, greatly reduces the urge to smack an annoying co-worker in...

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Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time.  A tremendous gift.  It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

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Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit

$8.99

Enter the Testoster-Zone! Oh, yeah! Now every guy can have a tiny space to call his own with the Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit! A place were burping, farting, yelling at TV and housing the world's most ugly but comfortable furniture known to mankind...

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Unique Unicorn Pencils

$4.99

Our amazing set of our Unique Unicorn Pencils will bring the freakin' magic of unicorns to your class or office! This set of 12 pencils has 4 different unicorn designs adorned with all the pretty pastel colors you’d expect out of a unicorn...

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Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit

$8.99

Classic Rock that stood the test of time. Our rockin' Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit is a puzzle and miniature model all in one! Now you can explore and replicate the magic of this extraordinary perplexing prehistoric monument right at your...

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Desktop Croquet Game Set

$8.99

Our Desktop Croquet Game Set is... So, Very. Hooray Croquet!  The classic lawn game played by royals, celebrities, and Heathers is now desktop-friendly! Jealous much? What's your damage? No reason to get all bent out of shape! This...

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Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

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Intoxication Citation Notepad

$4.99

Serious partying is not as easy as it looks.  It takes fortitude, commitment and most of all a strong constitution.  Let our unbeerlievably accurate and equally hilarious Intoxication Citation Notepad aid you in formally recognizing fellow...

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Jumbo Rainbow Fruit-Scented Eraser

$5.99

Don't let a mistake rain on your parade! The sun is out and it's time to erase in a big way with our Jumbo Rainbow Fruit-Scented Eraser! This massive rainbow colored eraser will work wonders on any pencil erasing job you have… large and small...

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Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs

$4.99

Our Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs are the cutest way to mark your territory! (Without there being pee involved. That just wrecks pages, dontcha know!) These bandana-clad pups are sporting their best puppy attire in hopes you'll take them all home with you!...

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Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead

$12.99

Let’s get crazy, what the heck.  Our Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead is an homage to everyone's favorite squirrel loving, magical-voice-having, happy tree painting philosophical artist of TV fame. No one gave better art / life lessons while...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work SocksOur classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl of...

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Unicorn Plush Carrying Case

$12.99

It's so cute and fluffy! Our super plush Elodie Unicorn Plush Pencil Case is a magical place to protect and store all your stationary and other goodies. Soft, pastel, and fluffy! Features a soft pink underbelly Lined with the cutest heart pink...

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Friendly Reminder Wrist Notes

$5.99

We've taken the to-do list to a place it's never been before... your wrist!     Scribbling reminders on your hand, asking sometime to remind you, or tying a non-descript string on your finger are by no means fool proof!  Now with our...

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Hot Gossip Nifty Note

$4.99

Our delightfully dishy Hot Gossip Nifty Notes are hot off the press and ready to land in your hot little hands. Most workplaces, schools, and homes are hotbeds of hearsay, and it’s basically essential to stay in the loop. Now you can spread...

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Office Party Swig Time Stapler Corkscrew

$14.99

Our cleverly disguised Office Party Stapler Corkscrew won't leave you screwed over the next time an impromptu, in-house, happy hour breaks out at work! While it may look like a mild-mannered regular ole standard office stapler, its secret identity...

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Borrow My Pen?

$6.99

Eight reputation ruining pens!  You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of Insurance? Well the sick minds behind these pens have taken it one step too far with this subversive collection of...

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GRL PWR Graphite Pencils

$5.99

There's no power like girl power! Featuring six powerful go-get-em quotes our GRL PWR Graphite Pencils will inspire you every day and you’ll be powering through your work in no time at all. There’s no power like girl power and that starts...

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Boss Of You Mug

$9.99

Our fun Boss of You Mug is great for demonstrating who is boss around your office or home. In this situation, are you the boss or is it really the coffee mug itself. Coffee controls our mood, attention and many other aspects in our lives. Who’s the...

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Do-Overs Erasable Neon Highlighters

$9.99

Our magical Do-Overs Erasable Neon Highlighters are the highlight of the our day! There are not too many times in life you get an opportunity for a do-over, so when the opportunity arises, you should spring on it like a wild cheetah on a bag of...

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You're On My Shit List Sticky Notes

$3.99

You were on and then you were off.   Well guess what.. you're back on! This violation is going to stick for awhile... I just can't believe you! Because everything that actually matters can fit onto a sticky note! Our...

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Paper Tantrum Notepad

$4.99

​When it comes to meltdowns, babies and toddlers get all the excuses: “She’s hungry”, “He’s overtired”, or “It must be gas”.  Well it's high time you reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with...

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Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers? Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin orange,...

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Hot Dog Stapler

$9.99

Like best condiment BFF's - mustard and ketchup - somethings were meant to stick together... Like our TPS report and it's cover sheet! As you've likely learned by now, work is no picnic. But with our corny Hot Dog Stapler perched on your desk, it may...

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GRL PWR Eraser Set

$3.99

Girl Power! Make mistakes a thing of the past with our empowering GRL PWR Eraser Set. Use them for work or for art, rubbing out misspelled words or to add highlights to your drawings. Set of 4 erasers - never be without one when you need one 4...

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Monkey Business Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99

There's always time to monkey around! Our funny Monkey Business Sharpener and Pencil Holder is your new best friend when you're at school or work. Just slide any standard pencil in his purple monkey hands and he's got a firm grip. He's also a really...

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Wildflower Memo Tabs

$4.99

Oh, Snapdragon! Our vibrant Wildflower Memo Tabs quickly rose to the top in their field, and are straight up burying the competition! Time to put your yellow sticky flags to flower bed! Soon to become a perennial favorite, this set of wild beauties will...

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Honest Acronyms File Folders

$8.99

Get More Attention At Work! Unfortunately, filing is a task that you are expected to do at work.   We know you don't like it so liven up the chore with our Honest Acronyms File Folders.   Now you'll be able to bring wit and humor into your...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99

Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A UnicornSomeone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed to do?   The next time you hear that mystical...

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Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to...

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You Suck Nifty Notes

$4.99

Seriously, You Suck. Let those sucky people in on a secret: they suck. Sure, the truth may sting just a bit, but this little note does them (and everyone else) a favor. After all, no one wants to suck. Unless they really suck. Funny work gifts for...

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Dinosaur Color Pencils Set

$6.99

Our Dino Color Pencil Set is a perfect portable solution for little artists need that art supplies at the ready! Thirty-six colored pencils live in a dino decorated cylinder ready to come out and draw on the go or at home! A site for saur eyes, this...

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Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk

$5.99

Draw on... wipe off!  Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent?   Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day!   Mark up their windows so everyone...

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Passive-Aggressive Notepad

$4.99

Avoiding confrontation, the unassertive masses have suffered long enough from lack of voice.   With our Passive-Aggressive Notepad you can let your friends and strangers alike know how they should behave with convenient prompts and check-boxes...

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Tree in the Forest Pen

$4.99

Fir real, you'll love our Tree in the Forest Pen! It's a tree-rific way to celebrate the great outdoors and harvest a bounty of expressive thoughts! Heck, you may even want to dress it up for Christmas! Having a unique way to write and jot down the...

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Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

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Crystal Growing Coral Reef

$11.99

Are you feeling underwater with all of the work and tasks hanging over your head?  You might as well enjoy the view!     Forge a new world on your desk with our Crystal Growing Coral Reef... it's like snorkeling at your desk!...

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Self-Therapy Notepad

$7.99

Everyone needs a little help from time to time! With the aid of our Self-Therapy Notepad, now you can finally help yourself! (Yes, we are taking to you Charlie Sheen!) Whether you feel joyful, depressed, anxious, or even perfectly well-adjusted, this...

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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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Gone Fishing Pen

$2.99

Our Gone Fishing Pen will leave them reeling when they read your note, and realize you've left for the day, to well - go fishing!  Whether it's summertime and the writing is easy, or you're dreaming of your next fishing trip, our Gone Fishing Pen...

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Desk Donut Eraser And Pushpin Holder

$9.99

Our mouth watering Desk Donut Eraser + Pin Holder is the stickiest and gooiest eye candy in Cube Town!  This magnificent, pink-frosted, donut eraser that’s “sprinkled” with 50 colorful pins for your corkboard is about to make your...

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Mental Note Sticky Notes

$3.99

You.   Are you the same person who forgot to put the milk in the fridge before going to work yesterday?   Do you really think just making a mental note to send your mom a card on her birthday is sufficient?   Eh... probably not. ...

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