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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... so add some fun to your workday with our awesome collection of fun office stuff!  Soon you'll hardly mind being stuck on conference calls all day, eating at your desk, or running late to happy hour! We love sharing quirky gifts ideas for co-workers and employees as well as fun desk accessories for your desk!  We guarantee you will be the hit of the next pink elephant exchange!

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

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Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand

$9.49

Keep your phone high & dry with our adorable Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand! This charming pair of red, rubbery wellies is perfectly designed to cradle your phone and keep it upright for charging or streaming rainy day movies. No need to worry about...

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Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to...

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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes

$5.69

Our happy little Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes features images Bob Ross and his unforgettable work. There are hundreds of handy notes and page markers to keep your place, keep your notes, and keep your appointments. Let's get a little crazy...

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Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$9.99

Simply park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk, toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or great escape!) While you're busy exploring the not-so-great indoors -...

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Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser

$9.99

Our Fred Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser is hitting the road this September, coming soon to a town near you! Especially if you're in part of the country has some amazing roadside tourtisty attractions! You know the ultimate in iconic roadside...

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Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

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The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

$9.99

Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress reliever, you can no become the owner of your very own screaming goat! Sh*t just goat serious. Let it goat...

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Desktop Croquet Game Set

$8.99

Our Desktop Croquet Game Set is... So, Very. Hooray Croquet!  The classic lawn game played by royals, celebrities, and Heathers is now desktop-friendly! Jealous much? What's your damage? No reason to get all bent out of shape! This...

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Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99

Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable… you’ll have to show...

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F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now SocksWe know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

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Yard Goods Tire Planter

$11.39

Are you “tired” of typical planters? Ready for a “change”? Pop a plant into our tirelessly cool Yard Goods Tire Planter! It’s classic roadside Americana sized down for succulents, air plants and even herbs! Pile on the...

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Grumpy Notebook Set

$6.79

Bah humph grrr.  Not everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought we'd make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world.   Our Grumpy Notebook Set includes three 48 page notebooks labeled Daily Disappointments, Things That Annoy Me and...

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HumTacks Hummingbird Pushpins

$7.59

Pretty pushpins are all the buzz due to our HumTacks Hummingbird Pushpins! There's little more hypnotizing in nature than watching tiny hummingbirds buzzing around flowers and drinking nectar. Now you can bring that magic to your pinboard with this...

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Things, Stuffs + Goods Stashed Storage Jars

$25.99

Blindly rummaging junk drawer is so passe, put that crap in some fancy glass jars, with ironically generic vintage-style gold graphics instead! Our Stashed Storage Jars are a stunning way to store your essentials. They're classic wide-mouth jars made...

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Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons

$3.79

LOOKOUT! Our Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons are about to stomp their way into your heart! We've discovered an entirely new species of crayons and we know you'll totally dig our ptero'ibly cool dinosaur Zoodlers! Watch in sheer terror as they bring a...

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Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This TeamChances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

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Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security, our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will deter the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

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Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit

$8.99

Enter the Testoster-Zone! Oh, yeah! Now every guy can have a tiny space to call his own with the Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit! A place were burping, farting, yelling at TV and housing the world's most ugly but comfortable furniture known to mankind...

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Nailed Pen + Phone Holder

$15.99

Our Nailed Pen + Phone Holder is the most bangin’ desk set around. This desktop organizer is a skillfully constructed three-in-one “tool” with a routed-out doodad dish, a mitered smartphone groove, and a nail-shaped pen...

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Novel Idea Fortune Cookie Bookmarks

$7.99

Confucius say that our Novel Idea Fortune Cookie Bookmarks are a couple of smart cookies! Just like the real thing, these miniature silicone cookies dole out some big nuggets of wisdom printed on fabric ribbon fortunes: The best chapter is yet to...

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Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins

$9.99

We don't want to be pushy, but our Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins are more than just a fun + healthy alternative to boring run-of-the-mill tacks. They're the homeopathic cure for a bland desktop! Each one of the “seeds” in this pomegranate...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

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Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons

$3.79

If you're looking for fun by the foot our Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons are a simply meow-nificent find! Whether you're cat scratching some ideas down on paper (or sitting there patiently staring at the paper waiting for your cat to move off of said paper)...

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Giant Wooden Pencil

$6.29

Straight from the land of giants... It's our Giant Pencil!   The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil!   And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it's...

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Ask Me! And I'll Ask The Internet Mug

$9.89

Our propositioning Ask Me! Mug is great for fielding those questions, that no one really knows off the top of their head, because the other side of the mug says And I’ll Ask The Internet. Seriously, why would I know how many days till Christmas...

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Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers

$7.99

Erase your errors in a jiffy pop with our Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers! Forseriously, there's no reason to get all salty next time you need to correct an error! That's right, it's time to flip the script because these erasers are piping hot fun!...

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I Might Be High Mug

$9.89

You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our cheeky I Might Be High Mug tells the world exactly how you’re feeling. With a colorful floral background on a white mug, you’re letting everyone know how much you’re high...

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I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

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Magical Mushroom Pen

$2.99

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical...

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Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks

$7.99

Our Novel Idea Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks by Fred are literally, figuratively, and hyperbole too cute for words! These awesomely designed bookmarks will remind you there's always a perfect opportunity to catch up on your...

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Sneaker Shoeraser Erasers

$3.99

There's no mistake about it, our stylish Sneaker Shoeraser Erasers are perfect for life's little missteps! Erasing mistakes is a walk in the park with Shoerasers! Each appealing pair comes in its own little shoebox, and stands up to your biggest faux...

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The Daily Mood Flipchart

$8.09

Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its...

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Uncanny Olive Erasers

$9.99

Looking to stir things up? Crack open a can of our Uncanny Olive Erasers and let your inspiration flow! When you're quite literally pouring out olive your hopes and dreams onto paper, don't fret if you make a mistake. It's not life handing you the pits...

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Enchanted Unicorn Notepads

$7.99

Sure, you may be filled with dark, angry thoughts at times, but you can write those somewhere else!  Take a vacation from negativity with our Enchanted Unicorn Notebooks!  They're the perfect place to capture those sunny optimistic thoughts...

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Furaser Cat In A Box Eraser

$4.99

Oh man, did you make a mistake?  You have got to be kitten me.  That's just purrfect.  Looks like it's time to let the cat out of the box, like right meow! Each of our sleepy Furaser Cat-in-a-Box Erasers is an eraser lovingly snuggled...

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Paw Pads Notepad

$7.59

Let's just paws for a mewment and admire the cuteness.  Are you feline what we're feline?  That our playful cat Paw Pads notepads are the ideal place to scratch out your stray to-do lists?  Just watch out for those rambunctious cats...

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Ramen Doodles Eraser + Sharpener Set

$7.99

Our deliciously fun Ramen Doodles Eraser + Sharpener Set by Fred is so cute we could just slurp it on up! If you're noodling around for an idea for a gift idea for a college student, and udon know what to get, look no further! It's also a ramen-tic gift...

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Red Pumps Shoeraser Erasers

$3.79

There's no mistake about it, our eye-catching Red Pumps Shoeraser Erasers are perfect for life's little missteps! Erasing mistakes is a walk in the park with Shoerasers! Each appealing pair comes in its own little shoe box and stands up to your biggest...

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Boss Of You Mug

$9.99

Our fun Boss of You Mug is great for demonstrating who is boss around your office or home. In this situation, are you the boss or is it really the coffee mug itself. Coffee controls our mood, attention and many other aspects in our lives. Who’s the...

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Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

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Earaser Pencil Eraser

$4.79

Don't Gogh getting all upset over a simple mistake!  While you may not be able to eraser your ex from your memory Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind style, you can surely use our EarRaser Pencil Eraser to backpedal and flesh out a drawing or...

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Little Big Fan USB Desk Fan

$22.99

With our adorablely fan-tastic Little Big Fan USB Desk Fan you  can keep your cool when work gets hot! When things heat up at the office, you’ll always keep your cool with Fred’s Little Big Fan. It's a ridiculously cute shrunk-down...

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Magic Poo

$3.79

#1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway.  Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your...

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Shine + Dine Menu Lamp

$7.99

A glowing example of fun and function, our Shine + Dine Menu Lamp is totally lit! It offers a little light, right where you need it. Struggling to read the menu in that dimly-lit restaurant? Reach for Shine + Dine, the adorable miniature table lamp that...

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The More You Nope Write Side Up Floaty Pen

$4.79

Our rainbow shooting star The More You Nope Write Side Up Floaty Pen allows you to relive the after-school specials of your childhood with the well-timed drop of a nugget of wisdom. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being...

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Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers? Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin orange,...

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Woke AF Mug

$9.89

The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in the office...

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Busy Bees Pushpin Holder

$13.99

What’s the buzz this fall? It's our Busy Bees Pushpin Holder! A delightful addition to your desk, that is dripping with personality! Created with natural cork the beehive opens up to unleash a swarm of killer bees! (oh you didn't really...

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Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief! It's too easy to state the obvious but you can just smell the world...

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Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-WorkersThe reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

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Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.29

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

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Office Party Swig Time Stapler Corkscrew

$14.99

Our cleverly disguised Office Party Stapler Corkscrew won't leave you screwed over the next time an impromptu, in-house, happy hour breaks out at work! While it may look like a mild-mannered regular ole standard office stapler, its secret identity...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99

Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A UnicornSomeone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed to do?   The next time you hear that mystical...

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