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Rockin' Robin + Drunken Tit Bird Card

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Bird watching goes a (party) fowl

Bird watchers are in for a real tweet with our Rockin' Robin + Drunken Tit Bird Greeting Card! Just when we thought we'd seen it all... we spot a rare drunken tit in a mankini! A foul and fowl sight never to be unseen. Yet, far be it from us to mockingbird them, as most of us have been there before, and clearly this tit swallow-ed one too many.

  • Features a hand drawn illustration of two birds of a feather
  • Front Identifies two songbirds: Rockin’ Robin and Drunken Tit
  • Blank inside for personal message
  • Eco-friendly materials
  • Handmade in Liverpool, UK

Printed onto Forest Stewardship Council card stock. This means that this card is certified by the FSC to be made using paper harvested from legal, responsibly-managed forests. A fun bird-day or anytime card for your favorite foul-mouthed chickadee, dodo, cock, or peckerhead.

Our fun and cheeky Rockin’ Robin Greeting Card measures 4.75 inches x 6.50 inches and includes an envelope. Printed onto 300 gsm FSC-approved board in the UK. Our Rockin' Robin Drunken Tit Card is the tits! These chicks knows how to party!

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