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Calm Your Tits Greeting Card - Perpetual Kid

Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

by Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings

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Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown?

Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting Card! Perhaps she's dealing with a pecker of an ex, or stress just seems to flock to her. Make light of the situation with the cheeky pun of this sweary intervention card!

  • Calm Your Tits Greeting Card
  • Indispensable wisdom from one feathered friend to another
  • Featuring a hand-drawn illustration of two yellow tit birds suggesting you calm the f*ck down already with some punny slang
  • Eco-friendly and handmade by a small company

Made in the USA. This card measures 5.5 inches x 4.25 inches, is letterpress printed on heavy French Paper Co. card stock and includes a recycled brown kraft paper envelope. Have fun supporting a small business with snarky Calm Your Tits everyday greeting card!