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Whoop-Ass Encouragement Greeting Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Now with 30% more whoop!

Unleash some serious encouragement with our Whoop-Ass Card! Send to a friend so they can crack upon a can of whoop ass, as you send them the message that you know they can do it! Whether it's an interview, first day or a big speech, everyone can use some inspiration, confidence and cheer!

  • An awesome card with a can do attitude
  • Designed to look like a retro pop-top can
  • Front of card: The original whoop ass, now with 30% more whoop!
  • Inside of card: You got this.
  • Printed in full color and finished with silver foil accents
  • Turquoise envelope with matching sticker to seal the deal (and said envelope)

Measures 5 inches x 3.5 inches. Our Whoop-Ass Card is printed in full color, finished with silver foil and includes a color envelope featuring matching okay design sticker.

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