I Saw This Dead Plant And Thought Of You Greeting Card
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A killer card
Nurture your friendship by using your green thumb to poke a little fun at your pal with our Dead Plant Greeting Card. It’s a killer “just thinking about you” card for the unintentional plant murderer in your life.
- Front: “I saw this dead plant and thought of you”
- Inside: Blank for personal message
- Design: hand-drawn illustration of lifeless plant, in a trendy blue chevron planter
- Hand-drawn design is digitally colored and printed on a quality cardstock
- Made in the UK by a woman-owned company
It’s fun anytime card, and a clever alternative to a plant for a housewarming gift, for those with a killer reputation.
Handmade and illustrated by Goodwick, UK artist Frankie Nicholas. Printed on a mid-weight cardstock with a brown craft envelope made from recycled paper. Our Dead Plant Greeting Card is dying to go home with you.