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Even Bitches Like Me Know When To Say Thank You Card

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Who said anything about basic?

Prove that you aren’t all bad with this Even Bitches Say Thank You Card that is sure to make ‘em laugh about your bitchery and impress them that you’re actually quite thoughtful. Bitches, amirite? Well, at least you admit it.

The Even Bitches Say Thank You Card gratuitously reads Even bitches like me know when to say thank you.

  • Blank inside for personal message
  • Printed with premium inks
  • White textured heavy stock

Blank inside. Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. The Even Bitches Say Thank You Card uses premium inks in Pantone colors and is printed on bright white textured card stock which uses no less than 30% post consumer recycled fiber.

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