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Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Everything is coming up Rose’s

Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a bad day with Rose Nyland wishing you a happy birthday?

The mere sight of her angelic face conjures up outlandish stories from St. Olaf, followed by impeccably timed sarcastic remarks from Dorthy, a random account of one of Blanche's sexcapades, and the unfiltered brutal humor of Sophia, aged like a fine Sicilian wine.

  • And epic retirement or birthday card for Golden Girls fans of all ages
  • Inside Message: Wishing you much joy, laughter and good times.
  • Eco-friendly
  • Made in the USA

Dumb-founded by our Golden Girl loving staff, this card will stand the test of time, just like our beloved Betty White.

Locally printed on recycled paper from an FSC-certified mill with soy-based inks Includes one A2 folded card and one ecru euro flap envelope. Our Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card measures approximately 5.5 inches tall x 4.25 inches wide (folded).

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