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You Will Receive Many Birthday Texts Birthday Card

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Everyone has to brace themselves for the tidal waves of birthday texts that'll flood a phone faster than a cat video goes viral. Our humorous You Will Receive Many Birthday Texts Birthday Card reminds that special person that you were actually thinking about them before they got a daily reminder or a social notification.

Amidst the avalanche of emojis, GIFs and heartfelt messages, keep an eagle eye out for the few who went the extra mile... the ones who crafted a card with pen and paper. You're one of the brave souls who dared to break the mold and deliver wishes the old-fashioned way.
  • Hand drawn artwork of balloons
  • Front reads: You will receive many birthday texts. But take note of who sent a card. Happy Birthday!
  • Inside:: Blank for personal message
  • Digitally printed with environmentally friendly inks on heavyweight recycled matte stock
  • Made in the USA
So, here's to the thoughtful note-scribblers, the ink-stained heroes and the true birthday MVPs. That's right, smarty-pants! While everyone else is sending digital confetti and virtual cupcakes, someone took the time to pick up an actual pen and scribble a heartfelt message on this card. Can you believe it? In this day and age, it's like spotting a unicorn riding a rainbow!

Made in the USA by illustrator, designer, and writer Amy Smyth. Printed on high-quality 100% post-consumer recycled paper. Kraft envelope. Measures approximately 6.25 inches tall x 4.25 inches wide. Truthful and humorous, our You Will Receive Many Birthday Texts Birthday Card is a fun and witty card that goes the extra mile!