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The Years Have Made You Butter Birthday Card

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Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


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Packed with Birthday Wishes (not calories)

A card in the shape of a stick of butter? You'd butter believe it! Our Grade AA, deliciously fun, The Years Have Made You Butter Birthday Card playfully illustrates the key ingredients to a perfect birthday!

The older we get, the butter! Each birthday is a magical mix of cake, wishes, adventure, family, friends, laughter, fun & gratitude. This cleverly designed birthday card looks like a legit stick of butter, with un-faux-gettable tablespoon measurements, with a reminder to measures the years in moments:

  • 1/2 stick: Happy Birthday [1 part cake, 2 parts wishes, 3 parts adventure, 4 parts family]

  • 1 stick = Another Great Year [5 parts friends, 6 parts laughter, 7 parts fun 8 parts gratitude]

Card is blank inside, so you can cook up your very own sentimental messages.

Includes a 1 color letterpress printed card. No. 7 coin brown craft paper envelope measures approximately 6.25 inches wide x 3.25 inches tall. Our The Years Have Made You Butter Birthday Card is a sweet greeting for your butter half.

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