Things Won't Always Be This Shitty Encouragement Card

Bangs & TeethSKU: CARD-1219

Sale price$4.99


This is very so-fish-ticated

Our hopeful Goldfish Poop Noodle "Things Won't Always Be This Shitty" Greeting Card Encouragement Card is a great for that friend who is having a bad week, sick or just having a bad luck streak. It works well for a reflection on the past year as well!

  • Front of the card features an illustration of two pooping goldfish and says, "Well, poopsy noodles! Things won't always be this shitty."
  • Inside is blank for personal message.
  • Approved by the Gold Gilled Guild
  • Sturdy recycled card stock.
  • Recycled kraft brown envelope

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. The Goldfish Poop Noodle Encouragement Card is printed on high quality, recycled card stock and accompanied by 100% recycled kraft brown envelope.

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