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Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

Happy Camper DIY Pencil Holder

$12.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons!  Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk.  Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure...

Vintage Scaredy Cat Head Face Mask

$12.99

Don't be a jerk-o-lantern. Wear a mask this Halloween season. Screaming to get out of the house? Totally ghoul.  Just grab our Vintage Scaredy Cat Head Face Mask, before meeting up with the rest of your coven, or dishing out trick-or-treats to the...

2-in-1 Cornhole + Beer Ring Toss

$16.99

Picnic games played whenever you want! Our family funtastic 2-in-1 Cornhole + Beer Ring Toss takes the fun of cornhole to the other end of the spectrum by turning it into a tabletop game. But this Tabletop Game Set doesn't stop with cornhole, it adds in...

3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the appearance of a butterfly gently resting on you. Hey,...

A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks

$12.99

Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special occasion to give one to the good boy in your life! It's...

A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light

$4.99

Our totally A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light is the purrfect way to meow your way to the front door! Who hasn't lost their keys and dug around in the dark looking for them? The Kitten Sound LED Key Light offers not only a handy LED light to light...

ABCs of Engineering

$9.99

The basics for your little engineer! The ABCs of Engineering Book is an alphabetical installment of the Baby University series and is the perfect introduction for even the youngest engineer! A is for Amplifier B is for Battery C is for Carnot...

Anyone But Trump 2020

$9.99 $8.99

Seriously... anyone! Down in the dumps because Donald Trump is our President?  When you aren't out protesting on street comers, show your feeling with a statement necklace or keychain! Not a fan of his Twitter account? Sick about hearing about...

Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign

$6.99

Staying pawsitive and feline good! Bring some creativity to your cubicle with this a-meow-zing Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign! This witty and inspirational desk sign is the perfect addition to your office or co-worker's desk! Great gift for kitty lovers...

Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon

$4.99

Vegetables told me they don't like you either. Our snarky Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon is an award for all those finicky eaters that won't touch vegetables. If it's green it better not be on their plate! Our tip: add salt and butter. This major award...

Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion

$14.99

Keep it Saucy! Our Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion is truly awesome. Infused with natural antioxidants and essential nutrients, this sparkly magical lotion will leave your skin feeling radiant, because you are a rock star! Non metallic, non...

B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,...

Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

Barf Lollipop

$3.99

Like, Gag Me With A Lollipop The ultimate gag gift... our Barf Lollipop is a deliciously fun way to share your utter disgust at a situation or person, or to just gross out the person you're closest with... just because you can. To up the puke factor...

Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $3.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Bob Ross Happy Little Mints

$3.49

With our Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, The Joy of Painting and fresh breath are now within reach! Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the...

Book Fan for Book Fans

$7.99

Are you a fan of books? Well they're a fan of yours! Forgive us for being so foreward... but we think our Book Fan for Book Fans is literally the best thing since sliced bread the printing press! It's such a novel idea, it's destined to become an...

Bottle Top Birthday Candle

$5.99

Beer is better than cake! The amazing Skumps Bottle Top Candle is the perfect celebratory accessory for your best pal who is on a steady liquid diet for the evening! Just pop it into a bottle and start singing! Use this attention grabbing bottle...

Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game

$19.99

Set ‘em up and knock ‘em down! These Bowling Alley Cats are ready to rumble and tumble! Our adorable hand-painted Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game includes six cat pins and a roly-poly mouse “bowling” ball.  In this little...

Boyfriend Bath Bomb

$7.99

Mr. Right... now Our Boyfriend Bath Bomb is a sweet scoop of fun and guaranteed to help fizz your cares away.  One fancy Mr. Right inside each bath bomb.  Approximately 6 oz.

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$11.99

Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) - it...

Buffbaby Speed Bag Hanging Toy

$11.99

“The Greatest” baby shower gift of all time! Mini-me’s punchy behavior got you on the ropes? Don’t throw in the towel just yet! Distract them with our featherweight Fred's Buffbaby Speed Bag Hanging Toy! This hilarious miniature...

Butthead Of The Household Men's Socks

$12.99

See what we did there? Our bold Butthead of the Household Men's Crew Socks are the perfect socks for the proud self-proclaimed home decision-maker. The head of the house can be defined in many ways like, the holder of the remote, dinner decider or...

Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit

$7.99

No kitten. You'll love this cheeky set! Just watch your cat lovers connect with our Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit created by our friends at Blue Q! This set includes five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets + bonus magnet: American...

Cat Lady Car Stickers

$8.99

How many cats is too many?  One, two, three, four, sixteen  we havent quite figured that one out yet.  The more the merrier, we say!    Express your love for all of your furr-avorite feline friends with our van-tastic Cat Lady...

Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker

$3.99

Live by the claw, die by the claw! Our Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker isn't for pussies, it's for tough as nails cat people who can craft and aren't shy about it!  Are you still deciding on that cat-too? We hear ya! How about you start...

CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis

$19.99

CBD edibles have arrived! Good luck trying to wipe that smile off your face! Too peopley outside? No problem! Reach for your jar of CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis and your social anxiety will run for the hills, instead of you! These smiley face...

Children's Reading Timer

$9.99

Awww, man! Just one more book, please, pleeeeaaaasssseeeee. Featuring a superhero duality of character our Children's Book Shaped Reading Timer is equally suitable for the combative ‘UGH. Do I HAVE to read tonight?’ gang AND the book...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$4.49

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

Cone Kitty Air Freshener

$4.99

It's for your own good, Whisker, I promise. This pathetically miserable kitty in a cone will make your commute more bearable. This poor suffering kitten will fill your automobile with Pot-PURR-i scent and laughs.   Hang it from your rearview mirror...

Cotton Candy Scented Glitter Sunscreen

$19.99

Skin protection never sparkled and smelled so good! This super fun Cotton Candy Scented Iridescent Glitter SPF50+ Sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection and 80 minutes of water resistance. Your...

Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

$12.99

They're out there! It's time we came together as a country and understand that yes, men can be crazy cat ladies too. Were they born like this or is this due to their nurturing? Having a p*nis does not mean you can't be cat crazy! Warning signs of a crazy...

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel

$10.99

I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. It's where your idyllic childhood and adulthood...

Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know.....

Deer A**hole Greeting Card

$4.99

Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh. A great card for when someone does something (they know what they did) and it needs to be called out with...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

Desktop Executive Football Game

$12.99

The kick is up... for the win! Feeling stressed at your desk? Trying our Desktop Executive Football Game is a great distraction that may relieve your stress. Everything you love about football has been miniaturized and made easy to play right at your...

Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

$10.99

Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, female, shocked and end of the world. With our press-of-the-button automated dismay, you can express your...

Dogs! Socks

$10.99

Dogs Are Better Than Cat Socks What's not to love about our Dogs! Socks? They're so excited to snuggle up on your feet, they're just begging for some loving! Just like your furry best friend, they're eager to please and have an infectiously cheerful...

Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99

Don't Stop Believin'! Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable…...

Draggin' Ass Pug Mug

$11.99

Make your mark in this world! Or is the saying on this carpet? Our Draggin' Ass Pug Mug is right there with you, in more ways than one. Tired of boring mugs? Or just plain tired?  Let your inside voice out with cheeky, slightly disgusting, and...

Emptied the Dishwasher Award Ribbon

$4.99

I emptied the dishwasher last week!  Our snarky Emptied The Dishwasher Ribbon is an award for all those people who feel that they've performed an amazing accomplishment. Whew, I'm beat... I emptied both racks of the dishwasher. Time for a break...

Enchanting Unicorn Glowbright Thinking Putty

$10.99

Believe... just believe! Believe in the magic of the unicorn and its mythical symbol of beauty and strength with our Enchanting Unicorn Glowbright Putty. It charms and fascinates with flecks of neon rainbow confetti, shines with sparkly golden glitter...

Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Phone home, your mom is looking for you... Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into Earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect...

F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks! Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your...

F*ck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Greatest Day Ever Socks! Our hyper cute and enthusiastically vulgar Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks are offering you perpetual permission to declare any day an anything goes kinda day! How about pizza for lunch?  Would you like another glass of wine?...

F*ck You Very Much Greeting Card

$4.99

F*ck you, f*ck you very much! Sometimes a Thank You is all well and good, but sometimes you need to just say it with our floral Fuck You Very Much Greeting Card. Some good, old-fashioned swearing can really get your point across well. Perfect as a...

Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

$11.99

Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder  magnetically "abducts" the included cow-shaped clips so they're ready to organize all your classified...

Fowl Language Bird Mug

$16.99

Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug features a collection of seemingly innocent birds, all with rather rude names. This is the perfect mug for any bird...

Frogger Tiny Arcade

$22.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's...

Fuck It All Pen Set

$9.99

Great conversational pens! When the moment serves, you'll be ready with our Fuck It All Pen Set! Keep the whole five pen collection ready at your desk or carry your favorite one that seems to cover all the bases at all times! The Fuck It All Pen Set is...

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

$12.99

Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent yet flirty retro print with the words Get Ready to Undo Your Pants, this double entendre gets to the...

Ghostbusters P.K.E. Meter with Light + Sound

$12.99

I ain't afraid of no ghost! Embrace your inner Egon with our Official Ghostbusters: P.K.E. Meter with Light + Sound! An 80's kid's dream come true, this deluxe kit includes a 4 inch mini replica of the Psychokinetic Energy (P.K.E.) Meter from...

Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while we...

Glitter Kissed SPF 50+ Berry Lip Gloss

$9.99

Berry kisses are the balm! This gorgeous Glitter Kissed SPF 50+ Berry Lip Gloss not only tastes delicious but it keeps you hydrated and protected. The 50+ SPF is nourishing and provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection. Protect those lips and look...

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