Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

$10.99

BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy dose humor and wit. Featuring a colorful and classic repetitive design, it's reminiscent of our...

Instantly Control Your Family Breath Spray

$5.99

It's not that you don't love them.  It's just that if they did what you wanted, maybe you'd love them a little bit more.  Our Instantly Control Your Family Breath Spray is so strong it works on extended family!   Instantly control your...

Baby Selfie Props

$8.99

Taking Baby Pictures To A New Level Trust us, they grow up fast and you'll wish you had taken as many pictures as possible!  Especially ones that you can embarrass them with when they get older!   Before you know it they'll be balking at your...

Detective In A Tin

$11.99 $5.00

Our Detective In A Tin is fun for budding Magnum PIs, Charlie's Angels, and er umm.. Dexters! Basically, this awesome tin is full of exciting items to keep inquisitive youngsters occupied for hours! It's just the thing you want to have in your rainy day...

Giant Ice Pop Pool Float

$29.99

The spitting image of an American summertime classic, you'll have a blast posing with our Giant Ice Pop Float!  Show off your love of the good ole red, white, and blue.  It may just sky rocket you to Instagram super stardom! When swim season...

Icy Pops Scented Puzzle Eraser

$3.99

Fruit scented! Our fantastic Icy Pops Scented Puzzle Eraser Set comes with 4 popsicle shaped erasers that you can mix and match and create all sorts of cute pencil eraser color combinations. Erase pencil mistakes with cute pencil erasers that look like...

Lil' Pink Flamingo Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99

Our Big Mouth Lil' Pink Flamingo Kiddie Pool Float was designed for the cutest ‘mingo in the flock! Why fit in when you were born to stand out! We assume your little one follows in your footsteps—big personality with an appetite for laughs...

Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind!

$9.99

Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why your cat acts a certain way, has such an attitude, or does strange things!  A fur-tunate discovery,...

Rainbow Glitter Scented Sunscreen

$18.99

You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen!   This super fun bio-degradable glitter sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum...

Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Encourage kids to discover, learn, and explore with our Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit!  Pierce and Gemma, friends that love to explore and discover awesome fluorescent rocks, will assist your kiddos with their exploration by way of...

Shiny Happy BFF Rainbow Heart Necklace Set

$12.99 $5.00

For the bestie who brings color to your days and is always there when life gets messy our spectacularly rainbow colored Shiny Happy BFF Rainbow Heart Necklace is the bestest gift in all the land! Because while separately you're fantastic, together you're...

Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy...

Enchanted Unicorn Notepads

$7.99

Unicorn Quest! Sure, you may be filled with dark, angry thoughts at times, but you can write those somewhere else!  Take a vacation from negativity with our Enchanted Unicorn Notebooks!  They're the perfect place to capture those sunny...

Pool Party Glass Markers

$12.99 $5.00

No matter the reason or season add our Pool Party Glass Markers to your glass and they'll instantly bring back a flood of warm memories of fun in the sun! (and keep wandering hands from accidentally sipping your drink!) First, can we just say major props...

Rollin' In It Coin Purse

$3.99

You Dirty Dog!Our durably awesome Rollin In It Coin Purse is an artists dream come true.  Its like a Jackson Pollock painting fell in love with the Sex Pistols and they had a puppy!  What a cute doggy! Did we mention that its woven from 95%...

Finger Weightlifting Set

$9.99

Is your middle finger the only one receiving a regular workout? It's time to beef up your knuckle sandwich with our Finger Weightlifting Set! They won't know what hit them!  This one-of-a-kind miniature weightlifting set lets you pump some...

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

Giant Corgi Pool Float

$24.99

Well, hello there Corgeous! All eyes will be on you when you're resting on our Giant Corgi Pool Float! Don't think for a second you'll be able to go in-corg-nito. Get a leg up on the competition Because, what's funnier than a Corgi...

Mermaid Glitter Coco Lime Scented Sunscreen

$18.99

The tides have changed! Ditch your boring suntan lotion and grab a hold of our Mermaid Glitter Coco Lime Scented Sunblock! You'll be able to the seas the day, and look absolutely mermazing while keeping your skin well protected and sparkling! Whether...

Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of colors,...

Star Trek Kirk Drink Kooler

$7.99

Your belly.  The final frontier.   Boldly go where no other PBR has gone before with our officially licensed Captain Kirk Star Trek Drink Kooler!  Why you ask?  Because getting hammered is fun... but getting Shatnered is the best!...

Top Shot Trophy Jigger

$11.99

And the Most Spirited Award goes to the very best in bar tools, our very own Top Shot Trophy Double Jigger! Your drinks deserve the very best. Now you can measure out your liquor perfectly, and enjoy the rewards of a well-mixed cocktail! Top Shot is...

WTF Sticky Notes

$3.99 $2.00

WTF have you done without these sticky notes all of your life? Make sure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with our WTF Sticky Notes.   They are just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts! Because everything that...

Beer Scented Candle

$11.99

Beer has always been there for you...  It was there when you graduated, every night after a hard day of work, kicking back with your friends and even when your team was winning or losing!  Beer never judged you and gave you unconditional love...

Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster

$11.99 $5.00

A unique bracelet fit for a unicorn Our charming Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster is a bright and colorful way to add some magic to your day! Believe In Unicorns Bracelet Features 3 charms - The words Believe, and Unicorn, and a...

Candy Taco

$7.99

Taco bout a clever candy! Our Candy Taco is just the sugary sustenance a taco lover with a sweet tooth needs on the go! Move over Choco-Taco, there's a sweeter less meltier version in town! (but don't go too far, we do love you! we just need a break)...

Day Of The Dead Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

Environmentally Friendly Reusable Shopping ToteCelebrate the deceased in style with our Day Of The Dead Shopper. Take your tote with you everywhere to keep the festive spirit of El Dia de los Muertos alive! Grocery shopping has never been so festive! ...

Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my headIt's...

I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

$12.99

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judging you, fellow procrastinators! Because it's okay! Sometimes you just need/deserve a sanity break. Watch...

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...

Tabletop Air Hockey Game

$12.99

Leave your stack of quarters at home! Our awesome Tabletop Air Hockey Game can transform any table into an arcade!  Created for on-the-move action and ready to play whenever the mood strikes, this great set contains two strikers, goals and an air...

2 Carat Cup

$17.99

Put A Ring On It! Here's a great way to start the day - a graceful porcelain mug that adorns you with a sparkling "diamond" ring when you pick it up. Resistance is futile! But wait, here's the BEST part - we've packed the 2 Carat Cup in an elegant...

Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Scrape of Injustice? Our Abraham Lincoln Bandages off the comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up to...

Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit

$14.99

Trace, Color, Stick! Run out of wall space? Add some happy color to your space with our Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit! After you've created your masterpieces place your custom artwork on your windows and use the light of the sun to brighten up...

I Cerealsly Love You Spoon

$8.99

We eat puns for breakfast We're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and our I Cerealsly Love You Spoon! This engraved spoon is the latest addition in our awesome gift giving bag of Trix.  Because nothing says I love you like spooning with your honey! Show them...

My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight of...

Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set

$19.99

Our infectiously cheerful Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set features our Manatea infuser with a perfectly coordinated "Go With The Flow" mug.  It helps even the most high-strung folks relax and will of course make a huge splash for...

Wee Little Garden Gnome Kit

$9.99

Make gnome mistake - he's a merrymaker! Our Wee Little Garden Gnome Kit brings a tiny bit o'luck and a charming daisy-toting tiny companion - your very own gnome buddy, complete with an interactive environment–to your home or garden! This...

Witch Heart Necklace

$7.99

Basic Witch With Trouble Brewing You say "witch" like it's a bad thing? Our Basic Witch Heart Necklace gets straight to the point, without all of the hocus pocus and black magic.  Whether you're a practicing witch, or it just comes naturally...

You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt

$12.99

Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking at you Grandma! Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if...

Inflatable Tiara

$7.99

Yaasss queen! You will look gorgeous adorned by our Inflatable Tiara whether you're beauty queen, ice queen, drag queen, drama queen, or dairy queen! It's also the perfect thing to keep with you at all times, in case there is a royal emergency!...

It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum

$1.99

Our thought provoking, It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum really gave us something to chew on! Meow, we've always really admired one's ability to argue a point. Those crazy cat ladies are really onto something! This gum is the purrfect...

Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace

$6.99 $2.00

Put your holiday spirit on full display with our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace! We're bringing Christmas back in an awesomely nostalgic way! You'll be lit up like a Christmas, and spreading holiday cheer for all to wear while donning this...

Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

Magic Mushroom Pen

$2.99 $2.00

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical powers...

Bored as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99

Our Bored as F*ck Gym Socks are accurate AF some days, if not all days! These socks are the perfect attire to wear to the most boring of functions. Flash a little ankle, and you'll be able to break through the boredom with some well-deserved laughter!...

Color Morphing Rainbow Stainless Steel Straw Set

$9.99

A fab gift for your favorite sucker! Our eye-catching Reusable Rainbow Stainless Steel Straws Set is the shiny happy duo you've been missing from your fabulously eco-friendly life! Iridescent rainbow colors Color morphing appearance with movement...

F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

That's what cheese said. Don't be Bleu! Our unbrielievably accurate Fuck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel is the perfect irreverent hostess gift you've been searching for! It's a mozzar-hella cool present for your cheesiest friend. After all, you guys are...

Human Powered Light Bulb

$3.99 $2.00

Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun?  Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of socks and start dragging your feet around the nearest carpeted floor like you did when you were a kid! But instead of zapping...

Mermazing Mermaid Spray-In Hair Duo with Glitter

$9.99

I Washed Up Like ThisWith our simply mer'mazing Mermaid Spray-In Hair Duo with Glitter, you can forget about the expensive trip to the salon and lasting commitment! Instead, you can now transform your hair into dazzling mermaid locks at the spritz of a...

Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...

125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes

$7.99

Create A Masterpiece From Scratch! Make your notes a little more exciting with our 125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes by Melissa & Doug! If you're writing a note, chances are it's something important, and if it's not important it's probably...

Bosom Buddies Drink Markers

$10.99

Not to be confused with Buffy and Hildegarde (from one of the best sitcoms of the 80's) these Bosom Buddies aren't a drag, and they're only looking to occupy your drink not your low rent apartment! Don'’t let the ladies have all the fun with their drink...

Giant Reindeer Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Watch out, Grandma! Ho-ho-hold on tight! Our Giant Reindeer Snow Tube Sled is making its way to a hill near you. It's so much more comfortable than those boring old plastic slabs you've been using! Simply inflate, find a snowy hill, then grab the...

Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model would...

Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

$11.99

Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. And fun loving gift for your tipsy cook!  Screen-printed in rich colors, Grape...

Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99

Don't leave the with house without packing some faux-cinnamony sweet heat with our pack of Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files!  They're are a must for your portable beauty arsenal.  Because you never know when you may come dangerously close to...

Wine-O Bottle Bag

$9.99

Our Wine-O Bottle Bag may look like a run-of-the-mill paper bag, but its really made of a super-strong, non-woven fabric thats quilted and insulated to keep the chill in your chardonnay!  Naturally, it's reusable so anytime you need to tote a...