Gift Guide

It's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf. Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

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Purchase bowling Alley Cats Game — Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game

$19.99

Set ‘em up and knock ‘em down! These Bowling Alley Cats are ready to rumble and tumble! Our adorable hand-painted Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game includes six cat pins and a roly-poly mouse “bowling” ball. In this little...

Happy Camper Pencil Holder — Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$9.99

Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk. Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or great escape!) While you're busy...

Holy Roller Lint Roller — Holy Roller Lint Roller

$11.99

Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help roll that damned fur off your favorite black sweater! A fun gift for your churching going pals, or...

Cat Butt Wall Hook — Howligans Cat Butt Key Hook

$7.99

A hiss-terical hook for the home Add some fun and functional feline style to your home with our Howligans Cat Wire Hanger! The cat’s tail bends forward and serves as a purrfect resting place for keys, jewelry, bags, or even your litter scoop...

Howligans Dog Wire Hanger — Howligans Dog Leash Wire Hanger

$9.99

Bepaws losing your leash is a mastiff pain in the @ss! Always find yourself barking up the wrong tree looking for your dog's leash? Mount our hilarious Howligans Dog Wire Hanger in a handy place so you’re ready to dash when nature calls. The...

I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning BlueQ Dish Towel — I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel

$10.99

Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this rooster! This early-to-rise loud mouth is waking the...

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler — Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

Raindrops Hamburger Gummy Candy — Gummy Candy Burger

$7.99

A whopper of a Gummy! Made of 22 delicious candies, The Original Gummy Candy Burger is a concept that is well-done! Complete with see-thru cardboard burger box, it's the king of all gummies! 6 sweet candy top bun slices 6 candy cheese n sauce gummy...

Hot Dog Tea Infuser — Hot Dog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...

National Embarrassmints — National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think? We hope these mints don't offend you! We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of...

PARASITE PALS PENCIL TOPPERS — Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks — Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

$6.99

Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...

Shooting Star Kiddo Float — Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float

$19.99

The More You Know Our Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float encourages you to reach for the stars! While some of you may notice it looks a heck of a lot like the ole NBC PSA logo, others may just see for what it is! An awesome gift for star gazers and...

THANKS FOR HOLDING BACK MY HAIR - HAND SANITIZER — Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

A gift for really, really good friends. It's our Blue Q Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer! Because a great friend will always understand, always keep your secrets and always tell you how perfect you look. But most importantly, a...

Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug — Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

That Lady Is Crazy... For Cats! If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads,...

Watermelon Cooler Bag — Watermelon Cooler Bag

$24.99 $20.99

Get ready to lose your rind! Our refreshingly fun Watermelon Cooler Bag is a totally non-seedy way to carry your cold ones! Watermelon slice EVA-lined cooler Carries 12 standard sized cans Secure zipper closure Shoulder straps to free up...

Diamond In The Rough Motion-Activated Purse Light — Diamond In The Rough Motion-Activated Purse Light

$4.99

Truly a girl's best friend, our Diamond In The Rough Motion-Activated Purse Light will help you navigate the deepest depths of your giant bag to locate that elusive tube of lip balm that has been so narrowly escaping your grasp! Simply shake your purse...

Fingerboard Games Selection — Fingerboard Football, Hockey, Mini Golf + Basketball Game Pack

$14.99

Our fun-sized Fingerboard Games Selection contains four games in one! It will keep your brain and fingers active, and your options wide open! With this super fun collection of mini fingerboard games, you get to choose from basketball, mini golf, ice...

Giant Flamingo Snow Tube — Giant Flamingo Snow Tube Sled

$24.99 $21.15

Birds of a feather sled together Our Giant Flamingo Snow TubeSled is taking a break from his Florida retreat to spend some time on the slopes! The race to the bottom of the hill is neck and neck... You know what they say... birds of a feather sled...

SALAD MAKES ME SAD WOMEN'S CREW SOCK — Salad Makes Me Sad Socks

$10.99 $9.25

Salads Suck Socks Opting for rabbit food, when you'd rather be eating a chimichanga smothered in cheese and topped with a mountain of sour cream, may leave you feeling a bit sullen and understandably questioning your life choices. And even...

Light Up Earrings — Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$12.99 $8.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...

Tortilla Chips Bag Clips — Tortilla Clips Bag Clips

$7.99

Don't be a dip, grab a clip for your chips! Keep your chips safe and fresh with our visually puntastic Tortilla Clips Bag Clips! Let the chips fall where they may? No way pendejo! When the chips are down, don't come around looking for...

UP YOURS SOCKS — Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows Socks For those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

Affirmators! Journal — Affirmators! Journal

$14.69

Lucky you! Our magically uplifting Affirmators! Journal has manifested its way into your life! Rainbows, unicorns, and good vibes, oh my! Our customer favorite Affirmators! Affirmation Cards has now transformed itself into a deliciously silly and...

CLASSIC BATMAN MINTS — Classic Batman Mints

$2.99 $2.45

Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na Na... No way! Not with that stinky breath! Holy Halitosis Batman! Fishy penguin breath got you down? Have no fear! Our Classic Batman Mints have arrived to battle the evil lurking in your mouth! ...

Handipanda — Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model would...

I GAVE A FUCK, ONCE. SOCKS — I Gave A F*ck, Once Socks

$10.99

There's not much to say about our I Gave a F*ck, Once Socks that they don't already convey! There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which you cared. A little, not a lot. Never did you ever give TWO F*cks...

No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana BlueQ Dish Towel — No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel

$10.99

Our straight-shootin' No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel will help your dirty mind keep the kitchen clean! A cheeky piece of kitchen decor this otherwise innocent looking banana is putting your obscene thoughts on full display...

TWO FOR TEA - INFUSER-MUG SLOW BREW — Slow Brew Two For Tea Mug + Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set

$19.99 $16.85

Sloths really know how to embrace life in the slow lane. Follow their lead, kick back, and take a long, slow sip of perfectly brewed tea. Our cozy Two For Tea Mug & Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set is the perfect companion for when you're feeling...

Giant Lollipop — Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipop

$6.99 $5.85

You'd better ball-lieve it, sweetness! Our bright and colorful Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipops are only for the truly dedicated sweet tooth. At its size it's probably going to take you more than one sitting! Impressive 2 inches in diameter = long...

THIS MEETING IS BULLSHIT WOMAN'S SOCKS — This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work SocksOur classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl of...

TOTALLY 80'S BRACELET PEN SET — Totally 80's Bracelet Pen

$2.99 $2.45

Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...

WATER LOGGED COASTERS — Water Logged Tree Stump Coasters

$7.99

What wood you do if someone ruined your favorite piece of furniture in the thick of your party? Wood you be fluming mad and tell them cedar later or would you just leaf it alone? No need to branch out and find new friends just yet because our...

Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt — Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

$12.99

It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. If you're looking for the secret ingredient to gift giving, it's about having a damn sense of humor,...

COFFEE MAKES ME POOP GUM — Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief! You may not be irregular around here, so...

CUTE BUT PSYCHO BUT CUTE GUM — Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler — Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler

$59.99 $50.85

Gorillas in the mist With our Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler you'll be the chimp-ion of the next neighborhood BBQ or get-together! We're not monkeying around! Okay, actually yes, yes we are. Gibbon the chance, you would too. Measures over 7 feet...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case — Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

I'm Complicated. Crew Socks — I'm Complicated Thank You Socks

$10.99

Funny Straight Forward SocksOur I'm Complicated Thank You Socks are dangerously beautiful and hint at the mysterious complexity stirring underneath your calm (and painfully stylish) exterior. Have you been labeled as complicated? Hey, just because they...

Inflatable T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler — Inflatable T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler

$24.99

He came, he saur, he conquered the heat. Our enthusiastic and ambitious Inflatable Mini T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler is ready to show that giant ball of gas in the sky who's boss! 15 inch tall inflatable sprinkler Hooks up to standard garden...

MR. TEA INFUSER — Mr. Tea Infuser

$9.99 $8.35

Your Mug Is His Hot Tub Throw some tea in your trousers! Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use! He's no fool! Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea. Just load his little silicone pants...

Kids Space Rock Educational Toy — Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99 $5.85

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

Rosie the Riveter Bandages — Rosie the Riveter Bandages

$5.99

We can do it! Our Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persisted through the owie to achieve greatness! Rosie the Riveter was so tough and determined that she could work through just about anything...

You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel — You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...

ALWAYS BE A UNICORN PENCIL CASE — Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt — B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,...

CARPE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS DIEM SOCKS — Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks

$10.99

If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them! Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss! Like an...

Chimpsticks Chopsticks — Chimpsticks Chopsticks

$7.99

Monkey around with your meals! Monkeys are a lot like us, aren't they? It turns out that they like to have fun when they eat, too! Each sturdy Chimpsticks Chopsticks Set is fun to hold, easy to use, and the closest thing you'll get to being allowed to...

Earth Night Light — Earth Night Light

$4.99

Do you still want to be an astronaut when you grow up? All you've always imagined is waking up in the middle of the night floating in outer space and seeing the illuminated Earth! With our Earth Night Light you dont have to be in a...

Blue Q Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks — Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

BlueQ I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum — I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum

$1.99

Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of delicious chicklet-sized mint gum! A fun item to have for those moments when you don't have time for humility. If they didn't get the message at...

Monster Erasers - orange, blue, and green! — Monster Erasers

$3.99

Scare mistakes away! With our adorabl set of 3 Monster Erasers you can swap the scary jaws and arms with the other ones to mix up their colors and create new monsters! Mistakes better be on the lookout because there are monsters out to get them! Keep...

My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel — My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel

$10.99 $9.25

Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Pencil Case — Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match!...

SCRATCH + SNIFF FRUITY FINGERNAIL FRIENDS — Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends

$5.49

Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Always have fruit at your fingertips super cute Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends! Just lightly scratch our these decals release their fruity scent! Featuring 5 different fruit designs and scents per pack! Pineapple,...

Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set 728987033704 — Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

$14.99

Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set by Fred and Friends. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious...

Temporary Tattoos — 3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the appearance of a butterfly gently resting on you. Hey,...

B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient BlueQ Dish Towel — B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

$10.99

BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy dose humor and wit. Featuring a colorful and classic repetitive design, it's reminiscent of our...

Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into a Shithole Dish Towel — Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole Dish Towel

$10.99

Put your shit in the sink! Dripping with sarcasm and spilled drinks our Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen into a Shithole Dish Towel is not messing around! There's nothing like a delightfully crass kitchen towel to greet your guests, as it proudly...

Finger Break Dancing Kit — Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

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