Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf. Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

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North Pole Mail An Instant Snowball Christmas Card — Mail An Instant Snowball Christmas Card

$5.99

Mail a snowball! Share the joy of snow with our Official North Pole Mail A Snowball Christmas Card! Just add 1/4 cup of water and be prepared for a snowy surprise. Snow will grow to 100x its size (roughly the size of a snowball). This card is so much...

SQUIRREL IN UNDERPANTS AIR FRESHENER — Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

$4.99

It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long! This mildly insane air freshener, which thankfully smells better than a squirrel...

Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel — Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

$14.99

Those are some super cute tits! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel, is a bright and stunningly produced cotton tea towel featuring eight hand drawn birds from the...

Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker — Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker

$3.99

Live by the claw, die by the claw! Our Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker isn't for pussies, it's for tough as nails cat people who can craft and aren't shy about it! Are you still deciding on that cat-too? We hear ya! How about you start...

250mg CBD Gummy Cherries — CBD Gummy Cherries

$24.99

Feel CBD cherrific before you know it! Our CBD Gummy Cherries edibles are the ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! This is not your mom's high school weed! Feeling a bit stressed or anxious? Pop a couple of these in your mouth and you'll feel your worries...

Deer Asshole Greeting Card — Deer A**hole Greeting Card

$4.99

Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh. A great card for when someone does something (they know what they did) and it needs to be called out with...

Whiskey River Dog Saliva Soap — Dog Saliva Hand Soap For Dog Lovers

$11.99

Smells like lots of love and a little goo Our exclusive formula of Dog Saliva Liquid Soap (for human hands) slimes and lathers like a dog gone rabid! It's dog-gone all-natural, organic, vegan soap, scented with essential spearmint oil. You'll look...

Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game — Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game

$12.99

Don't get caught holding the Dik Dik! Let's play a game and embrace natures naughty side with our hilarious Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game! It's a hilarious card game for grown-ups who love nature and a little naughtiness! You're guaranteed to laugh! We...

Flying Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder — Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

$11.99

Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder magnetically "abducts" the included cow-shaped clips so they're ready to organize all your classified...

Best Fowl Language Bird Mug - As seen on POPSUGAR and Buzzfeed! — Fowl Language Bird Mug

$17.99

Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug features a collection of seemingly innocent birds, all with rather rude names. This is the perfect mug for any bird...

Good Shit Paint Can Candle — Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle

$19.99

That truffle buttery scent! Light our lavish and upscale Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle when it's time to celebrate! Maybe it's a group victory or it could just be your own accomplishment that deserves the good shit. Enjoy that truffle buttery scent as...

Funny Hand Sanitizer - I Just Sh*t In The Woods — I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

Watch your step! The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce. So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs. Let's...

I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Greeting Card — I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card

$4.99

Life a dumpster fire? Roast marshmallows! Sometimes life gives us lemons and we make lemonade, but then there are times that the I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card is necessary. It's those moments that are so bad that we...

Just About Out of F*cks Magnet — Just About Out of F*cks Magnet

$4.99

Well shit, it looks like you're just about out Our hilarious Just About Out of Fucks Magnet speaks your mind and lets everyone know that you're just about out of fucks... down to the last one actually. After that, you don't have any to give! Don't come...

Ketchup Candy Canes — Ketchup Candy Canes

$7.99

Would you like a side of fries with that? The only candy cane to eat with french fries! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavored candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer — Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else! We've become quite concerned when you involve other...

Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade | Top Stocking Stuffer — Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$22.99

Ms. Pac-Man is back from the 80's! Wacka wacka wacka, hurry up and get a power pellet before those ghosts catch up to her! Play our Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive some fantastic memories of yesteryear or discover a vintage classic that held the whole...

Official Worlds Smallest Care Bear — Official World's Smallest Care Bear

$6.99

Classic fun with a retro gift! Our bright World's Smallest Care Bears are your favorite group of colorful and caring bears that just got a lot smaller! Spread some love or beat the bluest of blues with Cheer Bear, Funshine Bear, Share Bear and Grumpy...

Pencils for Cat People — Pencils for Cat People

$9.99

Feline the Paw-sibilities Our purr-fect Pencils for Cat People are perfect for people that just have a strong affection for kitties. We're not going to say that word that rhymes with SHMRAZY because we understand. You have a love and special bond with...

Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons — Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons

$9.99

Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are you frustrated with politics? Having a hard time deciding between Trump and Biden's VP for President? We...

Retro 80's Unicorns, Rainbows + Donuts Coffee Mug — Retro 80's Unicorns, Rainbows + Donuts Coffee Mug

$14.99

It's just the trifecta of awesome! Bring some creativity to your morning routine and class up your coffee with our Retro Unicorns, Rainbows + Donuts Coffee Mug! It has the trifecta of all things magical featuring unicorns, rainbows and sprinkled donuts...

Shit Show Colored Pencils — Sh*t Show Color Pencil Set

$11.99

Add some color to this dumpster fire Our real-world Shit Show Colored Pencils turn the current grey world into a colorful shit show that makes it at least somewhat pleasant to view. Plus, who doesn't love colored pencils? Each set comes with 8...

Spam Retro Face Mask — Spam Retro Face Mask

$12.99

I'm on the can again... Put yourself out there in our Spam Retro Face Mask Face Mask - it's is a real attention grabber! Made in the USA! Swank gift for the tiki King (or Queen of the can) Handmade in the USA from 3 layers of...

The Golden Girls Magnet Set — The Golden Girls Magnet Set

$9.99

Dorothy! Put your favorite Golden Girls foursome on your fridge, office or any magnetic surface! This magnet set will take you back as you recreate moments of the Golden Girls and their irreverent stories in their Miami home. The magnet set...

This Thing (Kitten) Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday Card — This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday Card

$4.99

Heart melting cuteness! Our super cute "This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday" Card is just what the cat dragged in... just for you! Just look at those purr-fect eyes! Awwwww. This charming kitty cat card is crazy for you! Front:...

Purchase Tiny Arcade Pole Position — Tiny Arcade Pole Position

$22.99

Start! If you are like us, hours were spent throwing tokens into Pole Position at Chuck E. Cheese, at least a good decade before we were able to drive! The most exciting gift of 2019 (or our lifetime) You'll almost be able to smell the 80's as...

Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain — Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain

$22.99

@!#?@! - Qbert Play the iconic game like you're in the 80's with our Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain. Even kids now know who Qbert is thanks to his awesome cameo in the Wreck-It Ralph movies! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

Tit Bird Fowl Language Funny Greeting Card — Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card

$4.99

Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky greeting card which illustrates all eight species of Tit Birds. Front: Illustrated Tit birds Inside:...

UFO Cow Abduction Toy Light — UFO Cow Abduction

$12.99

Beam Up Your Bovine - With Light and Sound! Our udderly fantastic UFO Cow Abduction Kit is an out-of-this-world gift for sci-fi lovers! Loaded with lights and special effects Steven Spielberg would be proud of! It features: A mini spaceship,...

Blue Q - Poop in My Hand Hand Sanitizer — Walkin' Around With Poop in My Hand Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

Live your life! With poop in your hand! Our Walkin' Around With Poop in My Hand Hand Sanitizer is perfect for dog owners that pick up the poop and carry it around the neighborhood. Maybe they'll stop and have a conversation with someone while they...

Welcome To The Shit Show Friendship Card — Welcome To The Sh*t Show Friendship Card

$4.99

You've been upgraded to VIP Our Welcome To The Shit Show Friendship Card is a fantastic card for any occasion. Of course this works really well for anyone that is entering something new, like the job market or parenthood! Front of card:...

Retro Motel Keychain — Why Did I Leave The House Retro Keychain

$7.99

Why leave the comforts of home? Our vintage-styled Why Did I Leave The House Retro Keychain is perfect for the all introverts inside of us. Why did I make these plans? Yes, it's fun to go out and see friends and family but sometimes it's just better to...

World's Smallest Elf on the Shelf — World's Smallest Elf On The Shelf

$7.99

Honey, we shrunk the elf! The World's Smallest the Elf on the shelf is a timeless Christmas classic... and then we shrunk him! Move him around the house every night, so he can report to Santa who is naughty and who is nice! We already know... A...

Boobies Fowl Language Bird Greeting Card — Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card

$4.99

Did you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card! Bird enthusiasts will love receiving this seriously foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! It's a silly greeting card which illustrates...

Bottle Top Birthday Candle by Skumps — Bottle Top Birthday Candle

$5.99

Beer is better than cake! The amazing Skumps Bottle Top Candle is the perfect celebratory accessory for your best pal who is on a steady liquid diet for the evening! Just pop it into a bottle and start singing! Use this attention grabbing bottle...

Christmas Story Popular Quotes Pencils — Christmas Story Quote Pencils

$6.99

'Fra-Gee-Lay!' It Must Be Italian! Our Christmas Story Pencils are a tribute to the American classic Christmas Story movie. The movie is probably one of the most quoted around the holidays with it's hilarious wit and festive humor! These pencils make a...

Cocks Fowl Bird Pun Greetings Card — Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card

$4.99

Stop staring at the Cockatoo! Our Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card identifies a selection of thirteen colourful birds from across the world, including Peacocks, Cockerels, Cockatoos and the vivid orange Cock-of-the-Rock species. Perfect to send...

CYMK Pen - Now available — CYMK Pen

$7.99

Sketch in full color! Every color can be created by combining the 4 colours; Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & Black. Change inks with the sliding selectors, coloured ink tubes in the clear nib provide visual confirmation. Experiment, doodle, sketch, get...

FUCK YEAH KIND OF DAY WOMEN'S CREW SOCKS — F*ck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Greatest Day Ever Socks! Our hyper cute and enthusiastically vulgar Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks are offering you perpetual permission to declare any day an anything goes kinda day! How about pizza for lunch? Would you like another glass of wine?...

Fuck It All Pen Set — Fuck It All Pen Set

$9.99

Great conversational pens! When the moment serves, you'll be ready with our Fuck It All Pen Set! Keep the whole five pen collection ready at your desk or carry your favorite one that seems to cover all the bases at all times! The Fuck It All Pen Set is...

Retro Desk Pencil Holder — Happy Camper DIY Pencil Holder

$12.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons! Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk. Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or...

I'd Juice That Dish Towel — I'd Juice That Dish Towel

$10.99

Unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook! Do you even juice, bro? Our colorful I'd Juice That Dish Towel lets everyone know that you're not choosy when it comes to juice. Super-absorbent 100% cotton Juice approved Made from...

I'll Fuckin' Hug You Crew Socks — I'll F*ckin' Hug You Crew Socks

$10.99

What can I say? I'm a hugger Our cautionary I'll Fuckin Hug You Women's Crew Socks say it pretty clearly. Some of us don't care about personal bubbles or space and we'll just move right in there and squeeze the crap out of you with big bear hug. Because...

Dissent Mints — Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg RBG Dissent Mints

$3.99

Against the grain with freshness! These Dissent Mints feature Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wearing her dissent collar. When she doesn't agree with the rest of the court, she has a special jabot (ornamental frill) she wears. These mints...

Magic Snowball Card - Instant Snow Stocking Stuffer — Magic Snowball Card

$5.99

Send your friends a snowball! What if you could mail someone a snowball? Now, with our Magic Snowball Card, you can! Just add 1/4 cup of water and be prepared for a snowy surprise. Snow will grow to 100x its size (roughly the size of a snowball). This...

Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle — Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle

$19.99

Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and teakwood fill your soul while you start to relax. Great for when you've watched too much network news, live...

Pencils for Dog People — Pencils for Dog People

$9.99

I like big mutts Our pawsome Pencils for Dog People are the ultiMutt gift for anyone that ruffs puppies! Trust me, I'm a dog-tor. Your dogs are your best fur-ends and they'll take the blame for you when you fart, when you don't want to go... or even...

President Donald Trump Toy Doll

$9.99

The greatest collectible toy for both FANS and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. Maybe send one of these to Pelosi or Schiff.....

Funny Bunny Suit Christmas Story Card — Ralphie Bunny Suit Pop-Up Christmas Story Card

$5.99

The pink nightmare that we all love! Make all their wishes come true with our Ralphie Bunny Suit Pop-Up Christmas Card... because unlike a bunny suit, a card is always the perfect fit! Inspired by The Christmas Story, this hilarious pop-up is sure to...

Saint President Trump Masked Hand Sanitizer — Saint Trump Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Hugely eliminates 99% of fake news President Trump fans and foes just love our fun and functional hand sanitizer! Use it now, or keep it to hand down through generations to commemorate the clusterf*ck known as 2020! Refillable matte glass...

Soft Touch Leopard Print Face Mask — Soft Touch Leopard Print Face Mask

$9.99

Leopard print goes with everything! Our Soft Touch Leopard Print Face Mask is meant to help meet CDC recommendations to cover the nose and mouth when in an environment where social distancing is not possible. This mask is sewn of three layers of...

Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet — Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$6.99

Make Your Memos Great Again! Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again...

Fake News Stamper — Trump's Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time. A tremendous gift. It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

Unicorn Bandages — Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic! Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn? Next time you trip into a bush, or walk...

World's Smallest Kerplunk by Super Impulse — World's Smallest Kerplunk

$5.99

Don't let the marbles fall! With our World's Smallest Kerplunk, you can play Kerplunk in the smallest size ever! First introduced in 1968, Kerplunk has been a favorite game for generations and is just as much fun today! Create a “lattice”...

World's Smallest Pictionary by Super Impulse — World's Smallest Pictionary

$6.99

Get drawing! Introducing World’s Smallest Pictionary! The beloved game of quick sketches and hilarious guesses is now available in the world’s smallest size. The goal of this classic game is to guess what the...

World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures — World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures

$6.99

Go Go Power Rangers! The Power Rangers are back with our World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures measure only 1.25 inches tall and each have three points of articulation! The Power Rangers show was first introduced in the 1990s and quickly...

You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card — You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card

$4.99

I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong bitch in your life that deserves a day of everything goes. Although we are for eating cake 365 days a year,...

Adulting Is Googling Retro Keychain — Adulting Is Googling Retro Keychain

$7.99

The internet is my BFF Our Adulting Is Googling Retro Keychain is straight to the point. None of us really know what's going on but at least we have the internet. Not sure what some random acronym is being thrown at your on social media? Easy... just...

And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card — And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card

$4.99

You're never gonna dance again Our celebratory And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card is the perfect card for your friend that just announced that they're expecting. Especially if they love 80's pop icons like George Michael! Front of the...

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