Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the perfect gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

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Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos

$4.49

Butterflies, hearts, and stars, oh my! With our Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos show the world that your heart is in the right place, even if it's plastered on your face! Have you had your heart set on a tattoo, but are afraid of the commitment? Take...

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I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

$10.99

The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper. If you're wondering what's going on behind...

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Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

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You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt

$12.99

Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking at you Grandma! Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if...

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125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes

$7.99

Create A Masterpiece From Scratch! Make your notes a little more exciting with our 125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes by Melissa & Doug! If you're writing a note, chances are it's something important, and if it's not important it's probably...

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Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

$12.99

It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. If you're looking for the secret ingredient to gift giving, it's about having a damn sense of humor,...

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Cat Butt Magnets

$11.99 $7.99

Clinging to your fridge like cat hair on your clothes, our cheeky Cat Butt Magnets will be a clear indication of where you stand on the dog vs cat debate. From the hand and mind of designer Steph Mantis comes this a'mews-ing assortment of magnets which...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of ScaryDo you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

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Hangry Ankle Socks

$10.99

Hide your chocolate! Hide your cheese! No snack is safe when our Hangry Ankle Socks are in town! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look...

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Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to be your very best friend? Pretty please, with some...

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Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing.  When you snooze you...

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People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel

$10.99

Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats over humans. Purrrhaps you're looking for a gift for your crazy cat lady friend? or maybe you just...

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People I Love: Cats. Socks

$10.99

Socks fur the serious cat purr-son. No kitten, our People I Love: Cats. Socks are so soft and cozy, they're like paw-jamas for your feet! Do you pre-fur the company of cats?  Are you a little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly...

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Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos

$4.49

Leave your mark. Our Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos are for when you care enough to send more than a duck face selfie. A fun gift for any special occasion that will let you shower your sweetie with kisses from far away.  Or you can send it...

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Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set

$12.99

Space... The final frontier. Introducing our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set! Fans and collectors of the hit sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation with Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise, will love this one-of-a-kind,...

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Sweet Hot Tasty Buns Are Ready Dish Towel

$10.99

Mmm, mmm, mmm! Checkout our super cheeky Sweet Hot Tasty Buns Are Ready Dish Towel! That's right! We've got... buns in the oven! Tasty buns! Sweet buns! We've got buns, hun! Why settle for some plain dishrag? Hang some popping fresh fun from your oven...

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Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

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The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

$9.99

Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress reliever, you can no become the owner of your very own screaming goat! Sh*t just goat serious. Let it goat...

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Trump's Last Day Countdown Timer

$11.99

What time is it?  Our Trump's Last Day Countdown Timer - for those counting the seconds until we have a new president this will help your cause and provide some comic relief for your day! A hilarious and useful gift for those Americans...

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Unicorn Inflatable Horn Headband

$4.99

It's your lucky day sunshine! Our fabulous Unicorn Inflatable Horn Headband is here to make all of your fantastical unicorn wishes come true!  With a few puffs... you can turn you into your favorite mythical creature with a gorgeous rainbow horn in...

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Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss, you can almost forget that it's sole purpose in life is to shield...

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World's Smallest GI Joe

$4.99

G.I. Joe - A Real Small American Hero Need a job done? Our pose-able World's Smallest GI Joe will fit right into your pocket to guide your imagination to your next adventure! He's a Man of Action, our G.I. Joe Action Soldier is the tested and grizzled...

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3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the appearance of a butterfly gently resting on you. Hey,...

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Desktop Ping Pong

$7.99

It’s on like Ping Pong. Unleash your inner Forest Gump with our Desktop Ping Pong! Lovers of table tennis can now take their favorite sport with them wherever they go! This newest addition to collection of desktop sports mini kits contains...

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Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

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Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Ahhh. There's nothing better than soft, fresh snow! ​​And whether you're looking to Shred the Gnar or Shave Ice you'll have an arctic blast on our Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube! At 4 feet long it's hilariously big! You'll experience a sugar-rush-like thrill...

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Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

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Helping Hands Chopsticks

$4.99

Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently featured on BuzzFeed! Hilariously adorable they also make it perfectly okay to eat with your hands, in any...

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I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

$1.99

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum.  Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude of everyone's favorite slow roller. Word on the street is that you're looking to score some...

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Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring

$7.99

Our Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring is ready to serve up the fun at your next party, so you can focus on being single and ready to mingle! Birds of a feather flock together, and what will everyone remember about the party you hosted? The food!...

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Jumbo Rainbow Fruit-Scented Eraser

$5.99

Don't let a mistake rain on your parade! The sun is out and it's time to erase in a big way with our Jumbo Rainbow Fruit-Scented Eraser! This massive rainbow colored eraser will work wonders on any pencil erasing job you have… large and small...

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Mandala Aromatherapy Rainbow Necklace

$12.99

Of course I inhaled... Our cosmically aligned Mandala Aromatherapy Rainbow Necklace beckons you to inhale your favorite essential oil scent all day long. This geometric design of our rainbow oxidized metal pendant resembles the mandala used...

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People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

$10.99

Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  A soft, cozy reprieve for your...

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Popsticks Training Chopsticks

$7.99 $4.99

Twisted Take On Chopsticks! If you have a house full of little monkeys, chances are your dinner already resembles a circus!  So go ahead an add a fun twist to your table with our Popsticks chopsticks.  They're a totally twisted take on your...

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Red Hot Heart-Shaped Sunglasses

$6.99

It was love at first sight Our iconic Red Hot Heart-Shaped Sunglasses scream 50's glam and 80's cool. It will be heart not to notice you about town when when you're wearing these Lolita loving glasses! Wear them shopping, to the beach, at the...

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Strawberry Quartz Heart Healing Stone

$6.99

Van Gogh, no! Send a heart not your ear. Heart of stone? Sounds you could benefit from our Strawberry Quartz Heart Healing Stone! If you believe in the power of healing crystals, toss this little number in your pocket, bra, or carry it in the palm of...

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The Original Squirmles

$3.99 $2.99

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974...  re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is...

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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $5.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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Unicorn Toothbrush Holder

$6.49

Sparkly Unicorn White Teeth Our super cute Elodie Unicorn Toothbrush Holder will help your toothbrush against yucky germs! It will also encourage you to reach for your brush more often, resulting in a more brilliant smile! Elodie closes right over...

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Bitch, Be Cool Gum

$1.99

What up, dawg. Introducing our savagely fun Bitch, Be Cool Gum. Did you think we were above putting the word "bitch" next to an image of a dog just for a good laugh? You were wrong. If you didn't read the phrase on our Bitch, Be Cool Gum in Samuel L...

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Bob Ross Self-Painting Heat Sensitive Mug

$12.99 $7.99

Trees and coffee make me happy! Our Bob Ross Self-Painting Heat Sensitive Mug is for everyone who enjoys the happy. Whether it’s happy accidents in painting or life, Bob Ross always said, “Do something every day that will make you...

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Cat in Bonnet Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.99

Smells like Purr-fection Our Cat in Bonnet Air Freshener not only shows that you not only enjoy cats wearing hats, but that you identify with the plain and simple pioneer cats of the late 1800s. These hardworking prairie kitties wore bonnets to keep the...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.99

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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Cupcake Bandages

$5.99

Cover Your Cuts With Cute! Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Experience the mouth-watering healing power of cupcakes! These Cupcake Bandages let you use the healing power of adorable baked goods to help heal physical...

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Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

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I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

Fly your purr-verbial freak flag high with our I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug. Beclaws all other interior decorators are in-fur-ier if they don't add a smattering of cats to their decor! This heartwarming red mug with white interior...

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I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

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Mermaid Tail Beverage Boat Set

$9.99 $5.99

Mermaids Drink Mimosas on Mondays If you like mermaids, our Mermaid Tail Beverage Boat Set will seem like it was mer-made just for you! Now, this is a tale of two tails. Our mermaid tail shaped drink floaty is so mermazing, we thought that you might...

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Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

$11.99

Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. And fun loving gift for your tipsy cook!  Screen-printed in rich colors,...

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Witch Heart Necklace

$7.99

Basic Witch With Trouble Brewing You say "witch" like it's a bad thing? Our Basic Witch Heart Necklace gets straight to the point, without all of the hocus pocus and black magic.  Whether you're a practicing witch, or it just comes naturally...

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Crystal Growing Kit

$4.99 $2.99

Breaking bad on the DIY scene is our new Amazing Crystal Garden!   A great project for the budding chemist or to spark an interest in crystals in anyone!   This kit contains special rocks and instructions for you to create your very own...

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Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

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Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But...

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The Scream Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing for dealing with scrapes and owies. After all, Edvard...

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This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

$12.99

You know that meal was f*cking delicious, so why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of saccharine sweet and hilariously profane. Everyone loves baked mac and cheese. Now have some fun taking...

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Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

That Lady Is Crazy... For Cats! If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw...

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