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It's our popular 2018 Unique Gift Guide! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the perfect gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$3.99

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular...

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Bag of Zombie Farts

$8.99

Sugar is sweet, undead fall apart.... soon you'll be craving a Bag of Zombie Farts! One day Zeke the Zombie was looking for something to eat. He discovered a unicorn sleeping near a rainbow and decided to take a bite. The unicorn kicked him and flew...

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Big Mouth Giant Starfish Pool Float

$19.99 $14.00

Introducing the super-star of summer, our Giant Starfish Pool Float! Because while there are over 1,500+ species of starfish out there, only one of them can survive in the backyard swimming pool! And it just so happens to be over 5 feet...

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Blue Q Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but we're also not going to say...

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Blue Q F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your growing library of awesomely fun...

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Blue Q Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse

$3.99

We love our Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse like a bear loves honey! And you'd better bee-lieve it!  A cute gift for your honey! Perfect for coins, gift cards, and folded up love notes. Mis-BEEhaving Pink. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x...

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Blue Q Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...

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Blue Q I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum

$1.99

Decorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is perfect for those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you (and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.) For those...

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Blue Q I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool thing about these socks, other...

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Blue Q My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends.  After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Crew Socks sums up our felines just purrfectly...

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Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.39

Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with yucky things and the macabre, so it's only...

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Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

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Gigantic Ice Cream Cookie Beach Blanket

$24.99 $17.50

Our Gigantic Ice Cream Cookie Beach Blanket puts the sand in sandwich!  This chocolate chip cookie treat spans a whopping 5 feet so you can soak up some rays or towel off after a quick dip!   It's deliciously fun at beach, pool, lake, or even...

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Handipanda

$8.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model...

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Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security, our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will deter the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

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I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

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I Was F*cking Talking Socks

$10.99

Our deliciously juicy I Was F*cking Talking Socks speaks volumes without saying a word! Now, you know you're going to where these on days you expect to run into someone who grates on your nerves. Maybe it's not appropriate to deliver this message...

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Jewel of Denial Skeleton Halloween Ring

$11.99

Behold our painstakingly cool Jewel of Denial Skeleton Ring! From the looks of it, acquiring this jewel required some seriously grueling back-breaking work! Soul-crushing even. But lucky you, this pair worked their fingers to the bone, so you can have...

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Pickle Air Freshener

$3.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...

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Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

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Scribble Sports Hockey Desktop Game

$4.99

Our Scribble Sports Hockey Desktop Game is open for the assist! That is if you're looking for a fun off-the-ice gift for the hockey fanatic in your life! This set includes stationery essentials for hockey fans who really have their teeth in (or knocked...

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Stardust Marbles

$4.99

Now you can physically shoot for the stars with our Stardust Marble Game! Sirius'ly, we're not toying around! Okay, maybe just a little. But you can travel back to your childhood at the speed of light with this sparkling example of collectible...

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Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

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Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a...

Big Mouth Giant Ice Pop Pool Float

$29.99 $21.00

The spitting image of an American summertime classic, you'll have a blast posing with our Giant Ice Pop Float!  Show off your love of the good ole red, white, and blue.  It may just sky rocket you to Instagram super stardom! When swim season...

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Big Mouth Lil' Mermaid Tail Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99 $10.50

Introducing, our Big Mouth Lil' Mermaid Kiddie Pool Float! Like mer-mother like mer-daugther, we assume your little one follows in your wake - larger than life personality with an voeracious appetite for laughs. And now, it's no longer just fishful...

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Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks

$12.99

Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special occasion to give one to the good boy in your life! It's...

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Blue Q Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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