Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the perfect gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Frisky Feline Winter Snow Mask

$29.99 $17.99

Get Frisky In The Snow! Our fun loving Frisky Feline Ski Mask with Ears has just arrived and it's litter'ally the best thing ever! Fur real... we're not kitten! It's our purr-sonal favorite! Now you can hit the slopes with our hiss-terical balaclava...

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Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

$12.99

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many...

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The Original Wiz-z-zer

$6.99 $4.99

Go on, take it for a spin The Original Wiz-z-zer is back and it's ready to shred the competition! Step aside Beyblades there's a new sheriff in town!  You can't expect your mom to hold on to you all of your old toys! So, if you've been...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

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Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know.....

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Elodie Unicorn Diffuser

$54.99

Diffuse any situation with Magical Unicorn Horn Mist We think our Elodie Unicorn Diffuser is just, well, essential... pun totally intended. Meet Elodie, she's a chubby unicorn reincarnated as a diffuser. We think she's pretty darned cute, if we do say...

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Elodie Unicorn USB Fan

$29.99

Are you a fan of unicorns? Well, our Elodie Unicorn USB Fan is your biggest fan! Okay, actually she's 8 inches tall, but she's by far your cutest fan! Our magical Elodie Unicorn Fan takes out the boring and adds the fun in function! Elodie has a super...

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Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

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Free Hugs JK GTFO (Get The F*ck Out) Mug

$9.99

You are mistaken... our Free Hugs JK GTFO Mug is not giving you a come-hither look. Just look at the sneaky small text on the back. In case you're not in the know about GTFO... Get The F*** Out.   Holding a generous 16 ounces, this large coffee...

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Galaga Tiny Arcade

$19.99

It’s the return of the alien invasion! Our pop culture phenom, Galaga Tiny Arcade, is the sequel to Galaxian Tiny Arcade (just as Galaga was the 1981 sequel to 1979's Galaxian) and is coming to a home near you with. Hurry! You must board the...

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Hillary Clinton Squash + Toss

$4.99

More entertaining than watching Bill's reaction to the balloons at the DNC... is our criminally fun Hillary Squish and Toss! If the shock and awe of this year's presidential campaign has left you screaming "Liar liar, pant suit on fire!" at the screen,...

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Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than...

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Milo Corgi Diffuser

$54.99

Hey Corgeous! Amp up your relaxation with our super cute Milo Corgi Diffuser! Just add your own favorite essential oils and enjoy! His cheerful personality is refreshing for your skin and hair! This little pup can humidify a room for a good six to...

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Monkey Business Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99 $2.99

There's always time to monkey around! Our funny Monkey Business Sharpener and Pencil Holder is your new best friend when you're at school or work. Just slide any standard pencil in his purple monkey hands and he's got a firm grip. He's also a really...

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Otter Tape Dispenser

$11.99

With Otter Tape Dispenser there's no need to hide that boring tape dispenser anymore! Simply add a roll of tape to Otto the Otter and let him add a touch of whimsy to your desk or workspace. Otto cradles your tape roll in his tummy and paws so...

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Panda Bear Plant Pot

$15.99 $7.99

Our unbearably cute Panda Bear Plant Pot is just the thing that you need to add to your indoor or outdoor garden collection! Just imagine waking up to this adorable little bear every morning and watching your plants grow to compliment this cute little...

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Paris Sewer Cover Doormat

$38.99 $23.99

Oui're so excited, oui just can't hide it! Our Paris Sewer Cover Doormat is back from hiatus!  Thanks to our bon amis at Fred and Friends this handsome, fun + functional piece of visual art is back by popular demand! This attention-grabbing...

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Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder

$19.99

Stay committed... to keeping your purse off the dirty floor! Our Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder will allow you to wine and dine, and feel just fine! You'll never have to worry about finding a place to safely place your purse, with this...

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This Is Spinal Tape

$7.99 $4.99

This tape goes to 11!    Our This is Spinal Tape is a handy spinal cord on a roll, containing approximately 2745 vertebrate on it's 25 meter spool.  Imagine the spine tingling suspense it would create if used for wrapping a present of...

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Unicorn + Rainbow Scented Eraser Set

$4.99 $2.99

Strawberry Scented! Discover a cuteness overload with our magical Unique Unicorn Strawberry Scented Erasers. This set of 5 strawberry scented erasers come with 4 colorful unicorns and one really large rainbow eraser. Now you can erase pencil made...

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Unicorn Plush Carrying Case

$12.99 $6.49

It's so cute and fluffy! Our super plush Elodie Unicorn Plush Pencil Case is a magical place to protect and store all your stationary and other goodies. Soft, pastel, and fluffy! Features a soft pink underbelly Lined with the cutest heart pink...

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Wee Little Garden Gnome Kit

$9.99

Make gnome mistake - he's a merrymaker! Our Wee Little Garden Gnome Kit brings a tiny bit o'luck and a charming daisy-toting tiny companion - your very own gnome buddy, complete with an interactive environment–to your home or garden! This...

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World's Coolest Polaroid Camera

$5.99

Oh snap! Our World's Coolest Polaroid Camera may not be a working camera - but don't be so negative! It's only an amazingly cool miniature version of the original Polaroid Land Camera, with sound and simulated film! Just press the red button and...

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World's Smallest Lincoln Logs

$6.99

A Top Notch Gift! Our World's Smallest Lincoln Logs are rating high on their cuteness and originality factors!  Licensed from Hasbro to be the World's Smallest Lincoln Logs, little hands will love building cabins and forts with this tiny retro toy...

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World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots

$6.99

You knocked my block off! Our World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots are a chip off the ole block - the Original Rock'em Sock'em Robots of the 1960's that is! It's the fight of the century! You throw a right, the other throws a left, hit the jaw and...

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Classic Batman Mints

$2.99 $1.99

Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na Na... No way!  Not with that stinky breath!  Holy Halitosis Batman! Fishy penguin breath got you down?  Have no fear!  Our Classic Batman Mints have arrived to battle the evil lurking in your mouth! ...

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Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

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Desktop Croquet Game Set

$8.99 $5.99

Our Desktop Croquet Game Set is... So, Very. Hooray Croquet!  The classic lawn game played by royals, celebrities, and Heathers is now desktop-friendly! Jealous much? What's your damage? No reason to get all bent out of shape! This...

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Desktop Shuffleboard Game

$9.99

Everyday I'm shufflin' Slide and bump your boredom away with our Desktop Shuffleboard Game! There's no reason to wait for retirement, or happy hour, when you have this awesome desktop distraction close at hand. Play one-on-one or as a team to block,...

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Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse

$3.99

We love our Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse like a bear loves honey! And you'd better bee-lieve it!  A cute gift for your honey! Perfect for coins, gift cards, and folded up love notes. Mis-BEEhaving Pink. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x...

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Finger Weightlifting Set

$9.99

Is your middle finger the only one receiving a regular workout? It's time to beef up your knuckle sandwich with our Finger Weightlifting Set! They won't know what hit them!  This one-of-a-kind miniature weightlifting set lets you pump...

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Finger Yoga Mini Kit

$9.99

Bend, Stretch, Relax. Yoga-t to try it for yourself! Bliss is just within (your fingers') reach when you practice with our Finger Yoga Mini Kit! Step your tired fingers into a pair of teeny yoga pants, roll out your desktop mat, and give those tired...

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Giant Starfish Pool Float

$19.99 $11.99

Introducing the super-star of summer, our Giant Starfish Pool Float! Because while there are over 1,500+ species of starfish out there, only one of them can survive in the backyard swimming pool! And it just so happens to be over 5 feet...

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Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel

$10.99

Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and stylish dishtowel features an awesome retro pad, with a seemingly happy hostess answering the door to excited...

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Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty

$6.99 $4.99

Super Sized Extraterrestrial Sneeze With our Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty, our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades!  Seriously, this stuff glows like nothing we have ever seen. It just sucks up the sunlight and brilliantly radiates...

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GRL PWR Graphite Pencils

$5.99 $3.99

There's no power like girl power! Featuring six powerful go-get-em quotes our GRL PWR Graphite Pencils will inspire you every day and you’ll be powering through your work in no time at all. There’s no power like girl power and that starts...

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I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt

$12.99

A cautionary kitchen accessory for those moments when there are too many cooks in the kitchen... our dead serious I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt has got your back! On the outside, you'll enjoy a pleasant pink panoramic scene with a vintage-inspired...

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Icy Pops Scented Puzzle Eraser

$3.99

Fruit scented! Our fantastic Icy Pops Scented Puzzle Eraser Set comes with 4 popsicle shaped erasers that you can mix and match and create all sorts of cute pencil eraser color combinations. Erase pencil mistakes with cute pencil erasers that look like...

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Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop

$4.99

What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...

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Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99

Don't leave the with house without packing some faux-cinnamony sweet heat with our pack of Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files!  They're are a must for your portable beauty arsenal.  Because you never know when you may come dangerously close to...

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Retro Classic Mattel Football Keychain

$11.99

A mini version of the original, our Retro Mattel Electronics Football Handheld Game Keychain will help you maneuver out of the neutral zone, and into touchdown territory in the game of gift giving! Before game consoles, mobile gaming, and online games -...

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Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Men's Socks

$12.99

My Circus, My Monkeys Our painfully honest and equally hilarious Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks are toe'tally perfect for everyday use, but especially for family gatherings! For much as you'd like to distance yourself from the mayhem and declare...

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Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care...

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This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

$12.99

You know that meal was f*cking delicious, so why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of saccharine sweet and hilariously profane. Everyone loves baked mac and cheese. Now have some fun taking...

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Uranus Soap

$3.49

Uranus isn't just a planet Your bathroom isn't complete without Uranus Soap. If you're looking for a way to spice up your next family together, make sure you have this soap in plain sight! Tiny 2oz. hotel-size bar of soap** Unscented. Funny-Ass...

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World's Smallest Silly Putty Set

$3.99

Looking to stretch your imagination? Our World's Smallest Silly Putty encourages big time fun in a pint sized package!  Contained within a tiny version of the iconic Silly Putty egg, just like the original! There are two per package and each egg...

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100% Legal Pot (Holder)

$9.99

Get Baked + Cook At The Same Time! So, what you've got here is a pot holder that LOOKS like a pot leaf! Pot ... pot. Hilarious!  Long after the novelty of this aptly-named product wears off, you'll be enjoying its quality construction and...

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Bob Ross Happy Little Mints

$2.99

With our Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, The Joy of Painting and fresh breath are now within reach! Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the...

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Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glass Maker

$9.99

The Fill and Chill Shot Glass Mold What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice, freeze, and then pop out four fully-formed with frozen shot glasses. A great way to add a little nip to your favorite...

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Dainty Donuts Pencil Erasers

$3.99

You'll want to eat your words Made a mistake? Donut fret! Erase in style with our Dainty Donuts Pencil Erasers! This cute eraser set comes with half a dozen donut erasers that will make your pencil made mistakes disappear in a sweet looking way. Dainty...

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Desktop Ping Pong

$7.99

It’s on like Ping Pong. Unleash your inner Forest Gump with our Desktop Ping Pong! Lovers of table tennis can now take their favorite sport with them wherever they go! This newest addition to collection of desktop sports mini kits contains...

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Desktop Tetherball Game

$9.99

Unleash your inner Napoleon Dynamite Bring the fun of your favorite recess game to the office with our Desktop Tetherball Game! Studies show that having a ball to smack to around on your desk, greatly reduces the urge to smack an annoying co-worker in...

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Finger Hockey Game Kit

$9.99

Our Finger Hockey Game Kit is cool as H-E-double-hockey-sticks! Looking for the breakaway gift of the season? We cherry picked our Finger Hockey Game Kit for you, and it's coming in for the assist! Ice Hockey - the more violent cousin of golf...

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Galaxian Tiny Arcade

$19.99 $11.99

Quick! You are being attacked by a swarm of alien armies! Play our Galaxian Tiny Arcade to fend them off and save the galaxy. The universe is depending on you and size doesn’t matter! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

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Havana Carnival Kite

$29.99 $14.99

You'll enjoy having high-flying adventures with our relentlessly cheerful Havana Carnival Kite! Go fly a kite? Don't mind if we do! Now you can channel your inner child and fly through summer with this bright and fun kite inspired by the colors of...

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Let It Be Crank Music Box

$7.49

Speaking (unspoken) words of wisdom, our enchanting Let It Be Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud enough you to hear,...

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