Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...

Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck on...

CBD Gummy Peach Rings

$24.99

These cannabidiol edibles will leave you feeling just peachy! It's no coincidence our CBD Gummy Peach Rings are shaped like tiny life savers, for they truly are! These tasty little treats pack a substantial punch with 25mg of CBD per piece...

Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

Earth Night Light

$4.99

Do you still   want to be an astronaut when you grow up?   All you've always imagined is waking up in the middle of the night floating in outer space and seeing the illuminated Earth!   With our Earth Night Light you dont have to be in a...

Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

Mr. Tea Infuser

$9.99

Your Mug Is His Hot Tub Throw some tea in your trousers!   Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use!   He's no fool!   Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea.     Just load his little silicone pants...

No.2 Pencil Scented Candle

$11.99

I used to sharpen my pencil 10 times a day at school just so I could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite?    Our No. 2 Pencil Candle celebrates the teacher, student, draftsman, artist and designer. Light it to relive your glory days at...

Sharkie Shark Sprinkler

$29.99

Beware! May induce ankle biter giggling frenzy! Water we talking about? Our inflatable Sharkie Shark Sprinkler (not to be confused with Marky Mark - but he's okay with that too) is the some fin that has been missing form your summer fun! You'll be up...

Simon Fruit Flavored Sours

$3.99

Red-Red-Blue-Yellow-Green-Red-Green Our Simon Fruit Flavored Sours is a tiny candy-filled replica of the electronic memory game Simon! A fun piece of childhood nostalgia and game nights gone by, you may even remember it as the catalyst for...

Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Socks

$12.99

Why Do Men Like To Walk Arounf Without Pants On?Hey bro!  Maybe it's not too appropriate for you to be freeballing around the house in your robe while my mom's around?  And maybe you could move your piles of laundry back into your room, pay...

Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener

$3.99

Instantly make your commute magical with our Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener! Before your very own eyes, your car will turn into a mobile fantasy land populated with unicorns! A sweet treat for your eyes as well as your nose! For just like a...

Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock

$3.99

We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This rare mineral is naturally - you guessed it - magnetic.  Used in early navigation and thought to have magical properties,...

Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much alike....

Salad Makes Me Sad Socks

$10.99

Salads Suck Socks Opting for rabbit food, when you'd rather be eating a chimichanga smothered in cheese and topped with a mountain of sour cream, may leave you feeling a bit sullen and understandably questioning your life choices.   And even...

Wildflower Memo Tabs

$4.99

Oh, Snapdragon! Our vibrant Wildflower Memo Tabs quickly rose to the top in their field, and are straight up burying the competition! Time to put your yellow sticky flags to flower bed! Soon to become a perennial favorite, this set of wild beauties will...

Be a Mermaid + Make Waves Soap Dispenser

$12.99

Holy Mother of Pearl! Our Be a Mermaid and Make Waves Soap Dispenser shore is awesome! Now you can kelp keep your little mermaid's hands while making the process totally fintastic. Germs will soon meet their match once their natural born anemone is...

Bored as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99

Our Bored as F*ck Gym Socks are accurate AF some days, if not all days! These socks are the perfect attire to wear to the most boring of functions. Flash a little ankle, and you'll be able to break through the boredom with some well-deserved laughter!...

Card Cling Stick-on-Phone Wallet

$4.49 $2.00

Because everything's better with pockets! Our Card Cling Stick-on-Phone Wallet is must-have for your must-haves! It's about to make your smartphone even smarter! A silicone back pocket for your cellphone! Simply press adhesive to phone backing...

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

I'm Complicated Thank You Socks

$10.99

Funny Straight Forward SocksOur I'm Complicated Thank You Socks are dangerously beautiful and hint at the mysterious complexity stirring underneath your calm (and painfully stylish) exterior. Have you been labeled as complicated? Hey, just because they...

Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set

$21.99

Bee happy and get your buzz on with our Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set! Why do they come in a set? One for you, and one for your honey! Beekeeper of your favorite beverage with this adorable hive shaped glass! These un-bee-lievably cute glasses...

Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism

$5.99

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism.  It will lead you down the rabbit hole of fascination by using the science of optics to create your very own rainbow!...

Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop

$4.99

What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...

You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go Gum

$1.99

Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you forgot to take Mr. Como's advice, our totally dreamy You Leave Sparkles Wherever You Go Gum is a close runner...

Bitch, Be Cool Gum

$1.99

What up, dawg. Introducing our savagely fun Bitch, Be Cool Gum. Did you think we were above putting the word "bitch" next to an image of a dog just for a good laugh? You were wrong. If you didn't read the phrase on our Bitch, Be Cool Gum in Samuel L...

F*ck It Gum

$1.99

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

I Cerealsly Love You Spoon

$8.99

We eat puns for breakfast We're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and our I Cerealsly Love You Spoon! This engraved spoon is the latest addition in our awesome gift giving bag of Trix.  Because nothing says I love you like spooning with your honey! Show them...

Stardust Marbles

$4.99

Now you can physically shoot for the stars with our Stardust Marble Game! Sirius'ly, we're not toying around! Okay, maybe just a little. But you can travel back to your childhood at the speed of light with this sparkling example of collectible...

Why I Must Have Sex With You Adult Notepad

$6.69

Think romance is overrated? Our Why I Must Have Sex With You Notepad encourages you to utilize your funny bone instead! While sex is one of our basic needs, the diversity of reasons to engage in it staggers the libido. So, we put together a checklist of...

Cat Butt Coin Purse

$3.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a feline...

Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse

$3.99

We love our Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse like a bear loves honey! And you'd better bee-lieve it!  A cute gift for your honey! Perfect for coins, gift cards, and folded up love notes. Mis-BEEhaving Pink. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 3...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49

Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil.  Who knew!...

Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Fun Socks For Making Mistakes In Throw our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no time to make a decision, and if there was, you'd probably...

Little Lover Heart Ringer Infant Bodysuit

$12.99 $5.00

What's red and white and cute all over? Our Little Lover Heart Ringer Infant Bodysuit! Because babies are the embodiment of love and giggles. This adorable retro styled ringer romper is on a mission to dress your little chubby baby to bring out his or...

Mental Note Sticky Notes

$3.99

Hey, you. Forget something?   Are you the same person who forgot to put the milk in the fridge before going to work yesterday?   Do you really think just making a mental note to send your mom a card on her birthday is sufficient?   Eh.....

Sugar Bear Lollipop

$3.99

Oh, I'm a Sugar BearYeah, I'm a Sugar Bear Our handmade, happy-go-lucky Sugar Bear Lollipops are hard candy doppelgangers of the original gummy bears! They're it on a stick!  Available in a rainbow of colors and flavors! Red (cherry) Orange...

You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse

$3.99

Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you.  Just.  The way.  You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse is made from an impressive 95% post-consumer material!  Used...

Cool Beans Ice Cube Coffee Tray

$9.99

Coffee ice makes a cooler brew! Love the chilly goodness of iced coffee, but not the way melted ice waters down the flavor? Yeah - well we heard ya! Your java jolt will keep stronger longer with a Cool Beans Coffee Ice Cube made from real coffee...

Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

Movers & Shakers Salt + Pepper Shakers

$13.99

Shaking your own salt and pepper can be soooo exhausting. It's Movers & Shakers salt & pepper shakers to the rescue! Just pull the cord and let these vibrating shakers do the work for you. They shake themselves! It's now fun and simple to add...

Superman Diy Sticker Card

$4.99 $2.00

Look up at the sky!It's a card,It's a lot of stickers,It's our Superman Quotable Notable DIY Sticker Card! That's right!  The Man of Steel is flying at super speed and demonstrating his super strength while being his super self on his way to tell...

The Cat Bonnet

$6.99

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!  Not every kitty is some kind of vain showoff...

Elodie Unicorn Diffuser

$54.99

Diffuse any situation with Magical Unicorn Horn Mist We think our Elodie Unicorn Diffuser is just, well, essential... pun totally intended. Meet Elodie, she's a chubby unicorn reincarnated as a diffuser. We think she's pretty darned cute, if we do say so...

Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop

$3.99

You've been slimed! Our colorful Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop is delicious, sparkly, gross out fun candy treat! Whether your love of slime originated with You Can't Do That On Television or Ghostbusters, we don't know (gah! we've been slimed!) But what...

Magic Mushroom Pen

$2.99 $2.00

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical powers...

Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

Adult In Training Socks

$10.99

Big Kid SocksOur cheeky Women's Adult In Training Socks are an essential accessory for those ladies out there that endure the daily struggle of doing grown up things. So when it's time to buckle down your Mary Janes, and tackle your looming...

CBD Gummy Ribbons

$24.99

Double rainbow edibles!? What does it mean?? Take a trip outside of your typical comfort zone with our yummy CBD Gummy Ribbons! Say what? With the anti-anxiety and stress-reducing effects of CBD oil, you'll quickly be on your way a relaxing and...

Cheeseburger Cooler Bag

$24.99

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a 12 pack of beer What are you going to carry in your Cheeseburger Cooler Bag? Soda, beer, cider, Capri-suns? Have it your way! We won't judge! Just be sure to save us one. EVA-lined...

Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

Notes To Self Drunk Stirrers

$7.99 $4.00

Swizzle stick add flair to your drinks and our Notes To Self Drunk Stirrers do not fail to deliver! Your drinks will get mixed with an extra splash of personality using this set of charmingly vocal set of 4 drink stirrers. Use to combine the perfect...

Slinky Drinks Straws

$9.99

Straws illegal in your state?  Have fun while saving the planet! Turn a gummy worm into a reusable straw?  YESSS!  Our Slinky Drinks Straws add some wacky fun to any meal time! These squirmy wormy straws are the wiggly way to wet your...

Water Logged Tree Stump Coasters

$7.99

What wood you do if someone ruined your favorite piece of furniture in the thick of your party?  Wood you be fluming mad and tell them cedar later or would you just leaf it alone? No need to branch out and find new friends just yet because our...

World's Smallest Silly Putty Set

$3.99

Looking to stretch your imagination? Our World's Smallest Silly Putty encourages big time fun in a pint sized package!  Contained within a tiny version of the iconic Silly Putty egg, just like the original! There are two per package and each egg is...

CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg

$119.99

Keep Calm and Munch On Yummy CBD Gummies Introducing our mega-huge CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg!  Personally, we eat our CBD gummy bears two at at time. So they don't have to die alone.  We're thoughtful like that. CBD...