Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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CBD Gummy Cherries

$24.99

Feel CBD cherrific before you know it! Our CBD Gummy Cherries edibles are the ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!  This is not your mom's high school weed! Feeling a bit stressed or anxious? Pop a couple of these in your mouth and you'll feel your worries...

LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$4.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49 $2.00

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos

$4.49 $2.00

Butterflies, hearts, and stars, oh my! With our Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos show the world that your heart is in the right place, even if it's plastered on your face! Have you had your heart set on a tattoo, but are afraid of the commitment? Take...

Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed with!...

I Cerealsly Love You Spoon

$8.99

We eat puns for breakfast We're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and our I Cerealsly Love You Spoon! This engraved spoon is the latest addition in our awesome gift giving bag of Trix.  Because nothing says I love you like spooning with your honey! Show them...

Light-Up Unicorn Headband

$12.99

Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn. Our Luminous Light-Up Unicorn Headband is an incredibly awesome costume accessory for unicorn lovers - whether it's anywhere near Halloween or not! With the push of a couple buttons,...

One Cat Away From Being A Crazy Cat Lady Socks

$9.99

Proud Cat Lady SocksWith our One Cat Away From Being A Crazy Cat Lady Socks your days are playfully numbered!  Chances are your fur-rends have already placed wagers on when you'll be rescuing your next furry feline. What is a Crazy Cat Lady you ask?...

Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

Sh*tting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You're not seeing things, our Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist actually does exist! And this shit is magic! Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, we don't think we need to tell you...

Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Our floating Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser will warm you up with sunbeam filled memories of summer, and freshly infused hot tea of course! Before executing a tired-and-true belly flop into your bed after a long winter's day, finish of your day with a...

Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

A gift for really, really good friends. It's our Blue Q Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer!  Because a great friend will always understand, always keep your secrets and always tell you how perfect you look.  But most importantly, a...

Petite Unicorn Trinket Dish

$9.99

A magical place to store your treasures! Our sweet-faced Petite Unicorn Trinket Dish is full of delicate, flowery details.   Even the box is printed with pastel flowers that echo the trinket dish! This majestic dish features rosy...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow Crank Music Box

$7.49

The dreams that you dare to dream are gently brought to light with our Somewhere Over The Rainbow Music Crank Box.  It's a sentimental gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! While this music box is...

CBD Gummy Apple Rings

$24.99

An apple a day keeps the stress away! *If that apple is a CBD edible that is!* Don’t be fooled by their innocent appearance! Our potent CBD Gummy Apple Rings may ring of nostalgia, but these candies contain approximately 25mg of CBD per...

CBD Gummy Blueberry Rings

$24.99

CBD edibles shaped as tiny life savers - coincidence? We think naut! Our CBD Gummy Blueberry Rings are here to come to the rescue! These tasty little hemp oil candies pack a substantial punch with 25mg of CBD per piece. Don't know what CBD is? Allow us...

CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings

$24.99

Feeling a bit melon-choly? Our CBD infused edibles will save the day! Formulated with cannabidiol our CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings help to promote an awesome sense of calm and overall wellness,  CBD is short for cannabidiol...

CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis

$24.99

CBD edibles have arrived! Good luck trying to wipe that smile off your face! Too peopley outside? No problem! Reach for your jar of CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis and your social anxiety will run for the hills, instead of you! These smiley face...

Corgi & Pug Beverage Boats

$9.99

Welcome to the Pug and Corgi show! No reason to put the party on paws when our Corgi & Pug Beverage Boats are doggy paddling right beside you! When you've been working like a dog all week, and are literally at the end of your leash, having to get...

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Giant Unicorn Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Wanna see a unicorn fly? Hop on! Our Giant Unicorn Snow Tube is a huge improvement over those harsh slabs of plastic people have been sledding with since wooly mammoths roamed the earth. Simply inflate, find a snowy hill, then grab the comfort grip...

Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

Less You, More Me Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Please Go Away Today SocksFor the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down a hole in the floor, our Less You More Me Kind Of Day Women's Socks are there to cheer you one! Because some days you can only...

Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the old school American tattoo style from the WWII era...

Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish

$9.99

I-I-I will narwhalways love youuuuu Our Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish is a wonderful gift for your sweetie!  Now, it may look like he's laying down on the job, but the tooth is, he's been training his whole life, and is ready and willing to guard...

Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care...

CBD Gummy Bears

$24.99

Oh, I'm a CBD Gummy Bear.... a CBD Gummy Bear.  I'm a yummy, edible, social anxiety reducing gummy bear! What a long strange trip it's been getting CBD Gummy Bears to the market, but we're so Grateful they've finally made it! Now that they're...

I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

Superman Diy Sticker Card

$4.99 $2.00

Look up at the sky!It's a card,It's a lot of stickers,It's our Superman Quotable Notable DIY Sticker Card! That's right!  The Man of Steel is flying at super speed and demonstrating his super strength while being his super self on his way to tell...

Hormel Chili Can Safe

$9.99

Beans are good at keeping people away! With our Hormel Chili Can Safe, your secret is safe with us! Most people keep a safe distance from beans, so you might as well take advantage of this fact, and exploit their gastric-intolerance by hiding your...

Lil' Pink Flamingo Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99

Our Big Mouth Lil' Pink Flamingo Kiddie Pool Float was designed for the cutest ‘mingo in the flock! Why fit in when you were born to stand out! We assume your little one follows in your footsteps—big personality with an appetite for laughs...

Lookin' Good For Jesus Socks

$10.99

Socks For Church On Sunday Gosh darn it all to heck! If you don't find divine comfort in these sole saving ankle socks, you may be toe'tally beyond redemption! So ditch your holey socks and grace yourself with a pair of our gloriously unholey Lookin'...

Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

We Had A Baby Carrot Socks

$10.99

So Cute I Could Just Eat You SocksOur delightfully weird We Had A Baby Carrot Socks are just the thing you need to kick off your initiation into parenthood. We don't mean to leek any insider information, but they're pretty much guaranteed to bring some...

CBD Gummy Ribbons

$24.99

Double rainbow edibles!? What does it mean?? Take a trip outside of your typical comfort zone with our yummy CBD Gummy Ribbons! Say what? With the anti-anxiety and stress-reducing effects of CBD oil, you'll quickly be on your way a relaxing and...

CBD Gummy Worms

$24.99

CBD is legal in all 50 states, y'all! Why settle for vaping or salves when our CBD Gummy Worms are just like the ones you remember from your childhood! These squirmy little wormies taste, look, smell, and feel the same. The only difference is that they...

Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the...

Lady Nugget Clip-On Flashlight

$6.99 $3.00

The spotlight is on you, little lady Bling in the new year with our Lady Nugget Flashlight! It's dazzling with brilliance! It's a cute little spontaneous gift for girlfriends - a fun and silly reminder that they're super bright, and glamorous as...

Arctic Tea Walrus Tea Infuser

$9.99

I am the walrus,  goo goo g'joob! Two tell you the tooth, our Arctic Tea Walrus Tea Infuser has earned our seal of approval! A flawless walrus for your cup of tea, this cool polar pinniped will brew you the perfect hot cuppa tea. Simply fill...

Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit

$7.99

No kitten. You'll love this cheeky set! Just watch your cat lovers connect with our Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit created by our friends at Blue Q! This set includes five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets + bonus magnet: American Shorthair...

CBD Gummy Peach Rings

$24.99

These cannabidiol edibles will leave you feeling just peachy! It's no coincidence our CBD Gummy Peach Rings are shaped like tiny life savers, for they truly are! These tasty little treats pack a substantial punch with 25mg of CBD per piece...

I Hope Eye Rolling Counts As Cardio Gum

$1.99

Our hilarious I Hope Eye-Rolling Counts as Cardio Gum, is the perfect gift for the well intentioned gym dodger in your life!   Not everyone has time for Prancercising, Sweating to the Oldies, or taking it to the treadmill! Whether you're too busy...

Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers

$3.99

Whether it's been a lengthy summer break or a rare 3 day weekend, take the burn off the return with this totally cool back to school gift... our Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers! The name's quite the mouthful but resist eating them no...

Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic...

Rainbow Bandages

$5.99

Our stinkin' cute Gama-Go Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo damn well delightful! They say that very cloud has a silver lining, but these adorably optimistic cumulus clouds offer so much more! These happy little clouds are so happy to help you in...

Stay Sweet Watermelon Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99 $2.00

A summer favorite our Stay Sweet Watermelon Scents Of Humor Air Freshener is helping you keep the memory alive! But not just of summer of course. If you were alive in the 80's we'd be shocked if this image didn't immediately make your heart skip a beat,...

CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg

$99.99

Keep Calm and Munch On Yummy CBD Gummies Introducing our mega-huge CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg!  Personally, we eat our CBD gummy bears two at at time. So they don't have to die alone.  We're thoughtful like that. CBD...

Fantasy Subway Shoulder Bag

$13.49

For The Most Fantastic Of Shopping AdventuresHave you lost your way looking for the perfect bag?  Let our fun and colorful Fantasy Subway Shoulder Tote show you the way!     This stylish bag is also helpful navigating your way to...

I'm Not Emotionally Dead, But It Sounds Amazing Gum

$1.99

Emotionally exhausted from being dragged by the drama llama? Our I'm Not Emotionally Dead, But It Sounds Amazing Gum was made for you. You know what they say: the grass is always greener on the other side of the emotionally-dead fence! Ahhh. Wouldn't it...

Juicy Peach Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Everything is peachy keen with our Juicy Peach Scents Of Humor Air Freshener dangling in your face!  Bring on the lane cutters, aggressive drivers, d*ckwads, and the other perks of being stuck in traffic, because we have the power of the 80's on our...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.00

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks are for the guy who's 2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit, his job because he's got bills to pay, mouths to feed, and a roof to put over those little son-of-a-guns heads! (but is not interested in wearing black knee...

Pickle Air Freshener

$3.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...

Bird's Eye View Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99

A little birdie told us they want to hold your pencil! Our colorful pink and orange Bird's Eye View Sharpener And Pencil Holder is the perfect pencil companion for everyone!  The Bird's Eye View holds on to your pencil and is a pencil sharpener...

Cat Butt Coin Purse

$3.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a feline...

CBD Gummy Party Pack 3000mg

$99.99

There's a CBD party in my tummy! Feeling funny, feeling funny... You may enjoy the occasional Yo Gabba Gabba episode, but our CBD Gummy Party Pack are for adults only! They do not contain THC - rather they do contain the super awesome power of CBD oil...

Cocktail Party Cups with Measurement Markers

$12.49 $5.00

Our tropical Cocktail Party Cups with Measurement Markers are ready to bring a fresh twist to your next house party, beach party, or impromptu work happy hour! Take your pick from six different cocktail recipes, including vodka, rum, gin, prosecco,...

Indoor Snowball Fight Snowballs

$6.99 $3.00

Pillow fights are so passe! With our Snowtime Anytime Indoor Snowballs, you can have a real indoor snowball fight whenever the mood strikes! These specially designed snowballs are light and fluffy and feel like a real snowball, but they have a...

Meteor Marbles

$4.99

The end all be all of the marbles our Meteor Marble Game is set to destroy your opponents! (and luckily not the earth- this time!) What' that? You don't like marbles? Comet me bro! As you may not have already guessed. we have completely lost our...