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Unique Gift Guide

It's our popular 2018 Unique Gift Guide! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the perfect gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Big Mouth Giant Starfish Pool Float

$19.99 $12.99

Introducing the super-star of summer, our Giant Starfish Pool Float! Because while there are over 1,500+ species of starfish out there, only one of them can survive in the backyard swimming pool! And it just so happens to be over 5 feet...

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Big Mouth Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$69.99 $48.99

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

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Blue Q Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse

$3.99

We love our Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse like a bear loves honey! And you'd better bee-lieve it!  A cute gift for your honey! Perfect for coins, gift cards, and folded up love notes. Mis-BEEhaving Pink. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x...

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Blue Q My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends.  After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Crew Socks sums up our felines just purrfectly...

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Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throw back to when you were young and would carry around all of favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

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Gigantic Ice Cream Cookie Beach Blanket

$24.99 $12.99

Our Gigantic Ice Cream Cookie Beach Blanket puts the sand in sandwich!  This chocolate chip cookie treat spans a whopping 5 feet so you can soak up some rays or towel off after a quick dip!   It's deliciously fun at beach, pool, lake, or even...

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I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

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I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato!  Even the most innocent, put-together, June Cleaver-like, mom types have an...

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Purebreads Dog Bread Cutter

$9.99 $6.70

Like your four-legged best friend, our Purebreads Dog Bread Cutters is the best thing since sliced bread! These bread cutters make the cutest doggone sealed sandwiches ever!  Just punch out the crust, stamp and seal the edges for mess-free eating...

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Two Peas In A Pod Salt & Pepper Shakers

$16.99 $8.99

Pick up our adorable Two Peas In A Pod Salt & Pepper Shakers next time you need to flavor your meal.   Both hand-painted green peas have a magnetic bottom so they stick and stay in the pod leaf!   The smiling green peas will spruce up any...

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Big Mouth Giant Ice Pop Pool Float

$29.99 $15.99

The spitting image of an American summertime classic, you'll have a blast posing with our Giant Ice Pop Float!  Show off your love of the good ole red, white, and blue.  It may just sky rocket you to Instagram super stardom! When swim season...

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Blue Q Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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Blue Q Hangry Wolf Dish Towel

$12.99

Lookout! Our Hangry Wolf Dish Towel is on the prowl. And he'll huff, and he'll puff, and he'll scarf your lunch down! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto a dish towel!? Like...

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Blue Q Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

$12.99

Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...

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Blue Q Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how amazing these socks are!...

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Blue Q My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$10.99

Sandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks are grape...

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Blue Q Rollin' In It Coin Purse

$3.99

Our durably awesome Rollin In It Coin Purse is an artists dream come true.  Its like a Jackson Pollock painting fell in love with the Sex Pistols and they had a puppy!  What a cute doggy! Did we mention that its woven from...

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Dumbbell Beer Glass

$14.99

Our Dumbbell Beer Glass will be there for you whenever you have things to workout.  We guarantee you'll fall in love with fitness… Fitness whole beer in your stomach! Shaped like the iconic weight, the Dumbell Beer Glass is for the...

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Free Beer Tomorrow Lightbox

$18.89 $12.99

You'll be a day late and a dollar short with our Free Beer Tomorrow Lightbox! A cheeky gift for the light-hearted beer drinker! This vintage designed beer sign will become an instant classic. It's a glowing reminder that nothing is free, and just how...

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Gigantic Strawberry Beach Blanket

$24.99 $12.99

You'll be ripe for fun with our Gigantic Strawberry Beach Blanket!   If you’ve got a pretty sweet spot on the beach, you can expect great sunshine, quick walks to the water… and scalding lava-hot sand. We'll get you out of that jam...

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Gnominator Gnome

$17.99 $11.88

Hasta la vista, baby!   Judgement Day is closing in and you need to find the perfect gift for your hard to shop for sci-fi action film loving friend!  Let our hilarious The Gnominator Garden Gnome come to the rescue!   Whether it's...

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Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$15.99 $11.20

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

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I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum

$1.99

Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of delicious chicklet-sized mint gum! A fun item to have for those moments when you don't have time for humility. If they didn't get the message...

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Inflatable Watermelon Snack Serving Ring

$7.99 $3.99

Our Inflatable Watermelon Serving Ring is a refreshing way to keep your noms contained this summer! Whether you're at a bbq, picnic, or poolside, we've made party prep easy - and fun. Just inflate our Watermelon Serving Ring, place a bowl in the...

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Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

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Tough Cookies Cookie Cutters

$11.99

We noticed that many folks these days are really into tattoos. Perpetual Kid, on the other hand, is into cookies - our moms won't yell at us for cookies!  So that seemed like a good starting point for Tough Cookies.  Use 'em to bake up some...

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Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case

$5.99 $2.99

Our Enchanting Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case is a wondrous and satisfyingly squishy place for storing all your stationery essentials! Watch the twinkly stars, rainbows and flowers float around in the magical blue liquid. With a pink and yellow zip...

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Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a...

Big Mouth Gigantic Octopus Pool Float

$39.99 $19.99

If you're a sucker for sea creatures our Gigantic Octopus Pool Float will leave you kraken up at the sight of it! This colossal 8-armed inflatable monstrosity is ready to octo-py any body of water you find yourself in this summer! No squidding! Whether...

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