Christmas Sale

Unique Gift Guide

2018 Christmas Gift GuideIt's our popular 2018 Unique Gift Guide!

We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2018 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the perfect gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

...

FREE Gift Certificate with Purchase

$0.00

Customer Appreciation Bonus Gift! We're giving you a very special *Thank You* for supporting a small business this holiday season!  As a special bonus, you will receive a free promotional Gift Certificate equal to 10% of your order on your product...

Add to Cart

I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool...

Add to Cart

LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$12.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Add to Cart

Manatea Tea Infuser

$9.99

Cute, Pudgy, and Environmentally Friendly Ahhh.  There's nothing like a sea cow to make tea time a little more comforting!  Everybody's favorite Floridian wants to brew you a nice cup of tea and share a slow, calm moment.  Our ManaTea Tea...

Add to Cart

Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop

$4.99

What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...

Add to Cart

Polite as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99

Our daringly discourteous Polite as F*ck Gym Socks are as colorful as the ill-mannered language they put on display! You're such a model citizen, but you need these socks to really let everyone know! Polite as fuck, you are, my dear. Oh, the irony and...

Add to Cart

You Fancy B*tch Crew Socks

$10.99

Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed SocksThese flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7. Unlike the majority of us whom,...

Add to Cart

Agate Party Porcelain Plate Set

$31.99

You know what totally rocks? Our Agate Party Plate Set!  Crafted of glazed porcelain and designed to resemble slices of gorgeous agate rock. Remember that super loud rock tumbling machine that you kept under your bed waiting for beautiful...

Add to Cart

Bag of Fool's Gold

$3.99

We pity the fool who doesn't appreciate a Bag of Fool's Gold! (Mr. T voice) It's a golden opportunity to give kids a little booty in their stockings this year! Can you dig it? As the name (and price!) suggests, this bag is not filled with gold...

Add to Cart

Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

Add to Cart

Baseball Bat Corn Holders

$12.99

Hey butter butter, swing butter! Our Baseball Bat Corn Holders are as corny as they get, and that's just the way we like em! Nobody wants to known as a butter fingers in the game of baseball. So why not keep your digits squeeky clean, and in prime ball...

Add to Cart

Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit

$7.99

No kitten. You'll love this cheeky set! Just watch your cat lovers connect with our Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit created by our friends at Blue Q! This set includes five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets + bonus magnet: American...

Add to Cart

Dinner Winner Plate

$19.99

We'll See You At The Finish Line!Our bright and colorful Dinner Winner Kid's Plate makes food fun!  Designed like a board game, kids will race to the dinner table! The goal is to get to the finish line, where a special hidden treat awaits!! ...

Add to Cart

Frogger Tiny Arcade

$19.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's...

Add to Cart

Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube

$24.99

Straight from grandma's candy dish Our Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube Sled is ready to take you around and around, and a up and down that hill over and over again! This snow tube will feel right at home on a brisk winter day! Just imagine...

Add to Cart

Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Ahhh. There's nothing better than soft, fresh snow! ​​And whether you're looking to Shred the Gnar or Shave Ice you'll have an arctic blast on our Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube! At 4 feet long it's hilariously big! You'll experience a sugar-rush-like thrill...

Add to Cart

Hugs Not Drugs Gym Socks

$11.99

Worn ironically or not our bold Hugs Not Drugs Gym Socks will send a clear message to those that know you best! If you're looking for a unique gift for your favorite sockoholic, just say no to drugs and yes to these bold hot pink gym socks with yellow...

Add to Cart

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato!  Even the most innocent, put-together, June Cleaver-like, mom types have an...

Add to Cart

Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set

$12.99

This is nacho Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set, yet! Thumb wrestling meets lucha libre with our unique Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set that brings the competitive Mexican sport to enthusiasts all over the world! Known for its bold...

Add to Cart

Mesmerizing Mermaid Tail Mug

$9.99

Beach, Please. Not Before My First Coffee. Drink up the luminous magic of the morning with our Mesmerizing Mermaid Tail Mug. Sculpted from ceramic to resemble a mermaid's tale, with a hypnotic iridescent teal blue finish. Just imagine the whopper of a...

Add to Cart

Mini Desktop Golf Kit

$7.99

Feel like just puttering around? Our tee-rific Mini Desktop Golf Kit is the desktop distraction every golf enthusiast needs! Millions of golf lovers sit at their desks daydreaming of being on the golf course while stuck at work. That's exactly why this...

Add to Cart

Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of...

Add to Cart

Paris Sewer Cover Doormat

$38.99

Oui're so excited, oui just can't hide it! Our Paris Sewer Cover Doormat is back from hiatus!  Thanks to our bon amis at Fred and Friends this handsome, fun + functional piece of visual art is back by popular demand! This attention-grabbing...

Add to Cart

Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

Add to Cart

Santa's Drinking Mitten

$14.99

"Ho, Ho, Ho-ld my beer!" Did anyone ever ask Santa what's on his list? It's our Santa's Drinking Mitten of course! A cold beer is never out of season! Slip on this festive mitten to keep your hand warm while you enjoy a yuletide brewski. It’s...

Add to Cart

Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set

$12.99

Beam me up Scotty!  Our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set includes is a mini replica from the original Star Trek series with Kirk and Spock or TOS (The Original Series) for those in the know! Star Trek fans and collectors will love this...

Add to Cart

Totally Fetching Collie Dog Snow Mask

$29.99

Attention all dog lovers! Our totally fetching Collie Ski Mask with Ears is just the winter accessory you need! You can hit the trail in quirky style with this adorable balaclava, while you enthusiastically run laps around the competition! Now we don't...

Add to Cart

World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

Add to Cart

Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set

$21.99

Bee happy and get your buzz on with our Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set! Why do they come in a set? One for your, and one for your honey! Beekeeper of your favorite beverage with this adorable hive shaped glass! These un-bee-lievably cute glasses...

Add to Cart

Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this delightfully pointy pal to tea time! Just fill Cute-Tea hedgehog with your favorite loose tea leaves, and hang...

Add to Cart

Desktop Dog Park Mini Kit

$9.99

Ruff day at the office? Introducing our Desktop Dog Park Mini Kit!  Because, what’s more entertaining and joyous than a trip to the dog park with your pup? Zen gardens are great and all, but now you can create your own canine oasis...

Add to Cart

Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time.  A tremendous gift.  It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

Add to Cart

Finger Weightlifting Set

$9.99

Is your middle finger the only one receiving a regular workout? It's time to beef up your knuckle sandwich with our Finger Weightlifting Set! They won't know what hit them!  This one-of-a-kind miniature weightlifting set lets you pump...

Add to Cart

Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Snow days rule, donut you know? Our enormously fun Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled will help you take a bite out of winter! Yay! Snow!! Donut just stand there with a glazed look on your face. Take a bite out of winter by hopping on our 3-foot...

Add to Cart

Gnome On The Throne

$17.99

Your neighbor's dog doesn't have a problem pooping on your lawn, why not let our trusty Gnome on the Throne whip up some fertilizer of his own? A gnomes work is never done.   Tirelessly lawn ornamenting away, all the while protecting your garden...

Add to Cart

HumTacks Hummingbird Pushpins

$7.99

Pretty pushpins are all the buzz due to our HumTacks Hummingbird Pushpins! There's little more hypnotizing in nature than watching tiny hummingbirds buzzing around flowers and drinking nectar. Now you can bring that magic to your pinboard with this...

Add to Cart

Jesus Bandages

$5.99

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus...

Add to Cart

Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket,...

Add to Cart

Magicorn Unicorn Hoodie

$29.99

They really do exist! Our Magicorn Unicorn Hoodie will allow you to finally fulfill your dreams of prancing around the world as a unicorn! Wear this hoodie with pride and let others know that they really exist! Magicorn will keeps your head and hands...

Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit

$8.99

Enter the Testoster-Zone! Oh, yeah! Now every guy can have a tiny space to call his own with the Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit! A place were burping, farting, yelling at TV and housing the world's most ugly but comfortable furniture known to mankind...

Add to Cart

Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue...

Add to Cart

Ninja Baby Bib

$9.99

Does your little one have ninja like reflexes?Here comes the airplane? More like here come the ninja stars when little one is wearing our Ninja Baby Bib! Make mealtime more entertaining by transforming your tot into a super-cute and stealthy food...

Add to Cart

Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$19.99

Portable Pac-Man! Gobble pellets with our Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive those cherished moments at the arcade or discover a vintage classic that held the whole world by storm. Pac-Man was a game changer when it came to arcades and will always be...

Add to Cart

Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

Add to Cart

Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop

$4.99

Unicorns - their poop don't stink Don't go poo poo-ing the idea of our gifting our Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop! Unicorn poop lovers will enjoy eating this poo emoji shaped gourmet candy! Pink & blue swirl Fruit punch flavored hard...

Add to Cart

18 in 1 Survival Pocket Tool

$7.99

Our MacGyver approved 18 in 1 Survival Pocket Tool is your go-to tool for travel, home, and camping with everything you need in a credit card-sized tool! If you're always searching for tools on-the-go but don't want to carry your toolbox with you, this...

Add to Cart

Bag of Unicorn Toots

$8.99

Our magical Bag of Unicorn Toots has just arrived from The Enchanted Land of Unicorntopia via a rainbow slide from the sky! Perhaps you have not heard of this delicacy? Unicorn Toots Cotton Candy Puffs come from the happiest city in the sky. The...

Add to Cart

Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

Add to Cart

Ever Cork Vacuum Wine Stopper

$4.99

Pop! Press! And Preserve! Our Ever Cork Vacuum Wine Stopper will let the wine you savor keep its flavor! Simple air retraction system helps preserve the freshness of any bottle!  Easy as 1-2-3! Pop! Press! Preserve!  To use,...

Add to Cart

Finger Hockey Game Kit

$9.99

Our Finger Hockey Game Kit is cool as H-E-double-hockey-sticks! Looking for the breakaway gift of the season? We cherry picked our Finger Hockey Game Kit for you, and it's coming in for the assist! Ice Hockey - the more violent cousin of golf...

Add to Cart

Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea

$14.99

Okay, so you really need to work on your life at the moment... Our Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea can help. What's that? You need a recap? You went out with co-workers last night and performed karaoke in front of your boss. You may or may not have...

Add to Cart

Grub Mugs Recipe Mug Set

$19.99

No stove? No problem! The long forgotten art of microwaving is making a comeback and coming in hot with our Grub Mugs Recipe Set! And we've got all meals covered - breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert! This set of four recipe mugs will expand your...

Add to Cart

Handy Yeti Lunch Tote

$9.99

Throw your big, flat, rectangular hands up if lunch is your absolute favorite meal of the day!  The best is yeti to come and won't it be grand strolling into the office or classroom with our abominabley cute Handy Yeti Lunch Tote? This fella...

Add to Cart

Hellraiser Oven Mitt

$12.99

Just like our sweet and innocent Hellraiser Oven Mitt your meals may look all wholesome and homemade, but you know the truth. You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it a Dish to Pass. And we love...

Add to Cart