Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf. Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

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Retro Desk Pencil Holder — Happy Camper DIY Pencil Holder

$12.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons! Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk. Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure...

Vintage Scaredy Cat Head Face Mask — Vintage Scaredy Cat Head Face Mask

$12.99

Don't be a jerk-o-lantern. Wear a mask this Halloween season. Screaming to get out of the house? Totally ghoul. Just grab our Vintage Scaredy Cat Head Face Mask, before meeting up with the rest of your coven, or dishing out trick-or-treats to the...

2-in-1 Cornhole & Beer Ring Toss Tabletop Game Set — 2-in-1 Cornhole + Beer Ring Toss

$16.99

Picnic games played whenever you want! Our family funtastic 2-in-1 Cornhole + Beer Ring Toss takes the fun of cornhole to the other end of the spectrum by turning it into a tabletop game. But this Tabletop Game Set doesn't stop with cornhole, it adds in...

Temporary Tattoos — 3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the appearance of a butterfly gently resting on you. Hey,...

A Boy And His Dog Men's Crew Socks — A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks

$12.99

Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special occasion to give one to the good boy in your life! It's...

A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light — A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light

$4.99

Our totally A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light is the purrfect way to meow your way to the front door! Who hasn't lost their keys and dug around in the dark looking for them? The Kitten Sound LED Key Light offers not only a handy LED light to light...

ABCs of Engineering — ABCs of Engineering

$9.99

The basics for your little engineer! The ABCs of Engineering Book is an alphabetical installment of the Baby University series and is the perfect introduction for even the youngest engineer! A is for Amplifier B is for Battery C is for Carnot...

All The Beer, No Idea Trivia Card Game — All The Beer, No Idea Trivia Card Game

$14.99

Put your beer knowledge to the test? You better beer-lieve it! Our iconic All The Beer, No Idea Card Game will separate the ale-ficionados from the stout-right idiots. It's the game where the winners will realize they either have a photographic memory...

Anyone But Trump 2020 — Anyone But Trump 2020

$9.99 $8.99

Seriously... anyone! Down in the dumps because Donald Trump is our President? When you aren't out protesting on street comers, show your feeling with a statement necklace or keychain! Not a fan of his Twitter account? Sick about hearing about...

Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign — Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign

$6.99

Staying pawsitive and feline good! Bring some creativity to your cubicle with this a-meow-zing Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign! This witty and inspirational desk sign is the perfect addition to your office or co-worker's desk! Great gift for kitty lovers...

Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon — Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon

$4.99

Vegetables told me they don't like you either. Our snarky Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon is an award for all those finicky eaters that won't touch vegetables. If it's green it better not be on their plate! Our tip: add salt and butter. This major award...

Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion — Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion

$14.99

Keep it Saucy! Our Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion is truly awesome. Infused with natural antioxidants and essential nutrients, this sparkly magical lotion will leave your skin feeling radiant, because you are a rock star! Non metallic, non...

B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt — B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,...

Bag Of Unicorn Farts — Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts | Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. | We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you! It's not an illusion... we've...

BARF LOLLIPOP — Barf Lollipop

$3.99

Like, Gag Me With A Lollipop The ultimate gag gift... our Barf Lollipop is a deliciously fun way to share your utter disgust at a situation or person, or to just gross out the person you're closest with... just because you can. To up the puke factor...

BEER BOTTLE OPENER RING — Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $3.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Shoelaces Perfect for a Writer, Book Worm or Blogger! — Bibliophile Bookworm Shoelaces

$7.99

Perfect for a Writer, Book Worm or Blogger! These are fab - Shoelaces covered in black words and lettering on an off white background. This is a perfect shoelace swap for anyone interested in the written word - readers, writers, bloggers. Perfect way to...

Bob Ross Happy Little Mints — Bob Ross Happy Little Mints

$3.49

With our Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, The Joy of Painting and fresh breath are now within reach! Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the...

Book Lovers Gift — Book Fan for Book Fans

$7.99

Are you a fan of books? Well they're a fan of yours! Forgive us for being so foreward... but we think our Book Fan for Book Fans is literally the best thing since sliced bread the printing press! It's such a novel idea, it's destined to become an...

Bottle Top Birthday Candle by Skumps — Bottle Top Birthday Candle

$5.99

Beer is better than cake! The amazing Skumps Bottle Top Candle is the perfect celebratory accessory for your best pal who is on a steady liquid diet for the evening! Just pop it into a bottle and start singing! Use this attention grabbing bottle...

Purchase bowling Alley Cats Game — Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game

$19.99

Set ‘em up and knock ‘em down! These Bowling Alley Cats are ready to rumble and tumble! Our adorable hand-painted Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game includes six cat pins and a roly-poly mouse “bowling” ball. In this little...

Boyfriend Bath Bomb — Boyfriend Bath Bomb

$7.99

Mr. Right... now Our Boyfriend Bath Bomb is a sweet scoop of fun and guaranteed to help fizz your cares away. One fancy Mr. Right inside each bath bomb. Approximately 6 oz.

Break in Case of Fabulous Glitter Box — Break in Case of Fabulous Glitter Box

$9.99

Break in Case of Fabulous! Our Break in Case of Fabulous Glitter Box will be waiting for your time to sparkle and shine! A pandora's box of crafting herpes! Silver sparkly glitter inside of a clear cube Features one hot pink side that...

BUFF BABY DUMBBELL RATTLE — Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$11.99

Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Never be embarrassed by "baby fat" again! Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) - it...

Buffbaby Speed Bag Hanging Toy — Buffbaby Speed Bag Hanging Toy

$11.99

“The Greatest” baby shower gift of all time! Mini-me’s punchy behavior got you on the ropes? Don’t throw in the towel just yet! Distract them with our featherweight Fred's Buffbaby Speed Bag Hanging Toy! This hilarious miniature...

Butthead Of The Household Crew Socks — Butthead Of The Household Men's Socks

$12.99

See what we did there? Our bold Butthead of the Household Men's Crew Socks are the perfect socks for the proud self-proclaimed home decision-maker. The head of the house can be defined in many ways like, the holder of the remote, dinner decider or...

Cat Butts — Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit

$7.99

No kitten. You'll love this cheeky set! Just watch your cat lovers connect with our Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit created by our friends at Blue Q! This set includes five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets + bonus magnet: American...

CAT LADY CAR STICKERS — Cat Lady Car Stickers

$8.99

How many cats is too many? One, two, three, four, sixteen we havent quite figured that one out yet. The more the merrier, we say! Express your love for all of your furr-avorite feline friends with our van-tastic Cat Lady...

Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker — Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker

$3.99

Live by the claw, die by the claw! Our Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker isn't for pussies, it's for tough as nails cat people who can craft and aren't shy about it! Are you still deciding on that cat-too? We hear ya! How about you start...

250mg CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis — CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis

$19.99

CBD edibles have arrived! Good luck trying to wipe that smile off your face! Too peopley outside? No problem! Reach for your jar of CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis and your social anxiety will run for the hills, instead of you! These smiley face...

Children's Book Shaped Reading Timer — Children's Reading Timer

$9.99

Awww, man! Just one more book, please, pleeeeaaaasssseeeee. Featuring a superhero duality of character our Children's Book Shaped Reading Timer is equally suitable for the combative ‘UGH. Do I HAVE to read tonight?’ gang AND the book...

Classic Disguise Glasses — Classic Disguise Glasses

$4.49

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick! You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Clean Puppy Candle — Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

Coconut Basil Lip Shit — Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit! It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

CONE KITTY AIR FRESHENER — Cone Kitty Air Freshener

$4.99

It's for your own good, Whisker, I promise. This pathetically miserable kitty in a cone will make your commute more bearable. This poor suffering kitten will fill your automobile with Pot-PURR-i scent and laughs. Hang it from your rearview mirror...

Biodegradable Reef Safe Glitter Cotton Candy Scented Sunscreen — Cotton Candy Scented Glitter Sunscreen

$19.99

Skin protection never sparkled and smelled so good! This super fun Cotton Candy Scented Iridescent Glitter SPF50+ Sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection and 80 minutes of water resistance. Your...

Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks — Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

$12.99

They're out there! It's time we came together as a country and understand that yes, men can be crazy cat ladies too. Were they born like this or is this due to their nurturing? Having a p*nis does not mean you can't be cat crazy! Warning signs of a crazy...

CUTE BUT PSYCHO BUT CUTE GUM — Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Cute Little Fuckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel by Blue Q — Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel

$10.99

I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. It's where your idyllic childhood and adulthood...

Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks — Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know.....

Deer Asshole Greeting Card — Deer A**hole Greeting Card

$4.99

Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh. A great card for when someone does something (they know what they did) and it needs to be called out with...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set — Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid? One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+! That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip! Don't worry,...

Desktop Executive Football Game — Desktop Executive Football Game

$12.99

The kick is up... for the win! Feeling stressed at your desk? Trying our Desktop Executive Football Game is a great distraction that may relieve your stress. Everything you love about football has been miniaturized and made easy to play right at your...

Antisocial Media Notebooks — Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

$10.99

Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, female, shocked and end of the world. With our press-of-the-button automated dismay, you can express your...

Dogs! Socks — Dogs! Socks

$10.99

Dogs Are Better Than Cat Socks What's not to love about our Dogs! Socks? They're so excited to snuggle up on your feet, they're just begging for some loving! Just like your furry best friend, they're eager to please and have an infectiously cheerful...

Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen — Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99

Don't Stop Believin'! Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable…...

Emptied the Dishwasher Award Ribbon — Emptied the Dishwasher Award Ribbon

$4.99

I emptied the dishwasher last week! Our snarky Emptied The Dishwasher Ribbon is an award for all those people who feel that they've performed an amazing accomplishment. Whew, I'm beat... I emptied both racks of the dishwasher. Time for a break...

Enchanting Unicorn Glowbright Thinking Putty — Enchanting Unicorn Glowbright Thinking Putty

$10.99

Believe... just believe! Believe in the magic of the unicorn and its mythical symbol of beauty and strength with our Enchanting Unicorn Glowbright Putty. It charms and fascinates with flecks of neon rainbow confetti, shines with sparkly golden glitter...

Extraterrestrial Impact Stone — Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Phone home, your mom is looking for you... Whoa! Rocks made from meteors smashing into Earth! The only thing cooler than that is having some. We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect...

BlueQ Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks — F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks! Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your...

FUCK YEAH KIND OF DAY WOMEN'S CREW SOCKS — F*ck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Greatest Day Ever Socks! Our hyper cute and enthusiastically vulgar Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks are offering you perpetual permission to declare any day an anything goes kinda day! How about pizza for lunch? Would you like another glass of wine?...

Fuck You Very Much Greeting Card — F*ck You Very Much Greeting Card

$4.99

F*ck you, f*ck you very much! Sometimes a Thank You is all well and good, but sometimes you need to just say it with our floral Fuck You Very Much Greeting Card. Some good, old-fashioned swearing can really get your point across well. Perfect as a...

Flying Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder — Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

$11.99

Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder magnetically "abducts" the included cow-shaped clips so they're ready to organize all your classified...

Fowl Language Bird Mug — Fowl Language Bird Mug

$16.99 $14.99

Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug features a collection of seemingly innocent birds, all with rather rude names. This is the perfect mug for any bird...

Frogger Tiny Arcade Stocking Stuffer — Frogger Tiny Arcade

$22.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's...

Fuck It All Pen Set — Fuck It All Pen Set

$9.99

Great conversational pens! When the moment serves, you'll be ready with our Fuck It All Pen Set! Keep the whole five pen collection ready at your desk or carry your favorite one that seems to cover all the bases at all times! The Fuck It All Pen Set is...

Blue Q Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks — Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

Full Of Wonder Pencil Case — Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt — Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

$12.99

Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent yet flirty retro print with the words Get Ready to Undo Your Pants, this double entendre gets to the...

Ghostbusters P.K.E. Meter with Light + Sound — Ghostbusters P.K.E. Meter with Light + Sound

$12.99

I ain't afraid of no ghost! Embrace your inner Egon with our Official Ghostbusters: P.K.E. Meter with Light + Sound! An 80's kid's dream come true, this deluxe kit includes a 4 inch mini replica of the Psychokinetic Energy (P.K.E.) Meter from...

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