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You gotta check out this mix! Our Cassette Tape Candy Mix brings back so many great memories of yesteryear! Share some of this sweet cherry candy a...

Scratch N' Sniff Stickers for pickle lovers! Get a whiff of this Dill-ightful, dill pickle-scented sticker! Relive the magic of collecting and trad...

We need an adult. Action and responsibilities, vs. giving into the weight of the world, and the comfiness of your couch. It's a clear choice. Can ...

Blast from the past candy delight! Calling all space cadets and candy enthusiasts! Dive into a cosmic retro sugar journey with Satellite Wafers. A ...

Man, these two are polar opposites! 🧲⚡ Our hilarious Fuck You! Stay Positive. Magnet, perfectly illustrates that the struggle to stay positive is r...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

Remember the smell of your '80s sticker book? Popcorn at the cinema? Nah! Popcorn on your notebook! Yeah! 🍿 Re-introducing the Poppin' Good Popcorn...

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Do you lips feel chapped and chapter? Dive down the rabbit hole into a world of soft, kissable lips with our Alice in Wonderland Curiouser and Curi...

Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (...

Your lips will say "We can do it!" Pucker up, workers of the world, and bid farewell to chapped, overworked lips that feel like they've clocked ove...

Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm? E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip B...

Smooch like Shakespeare Our Romeo & Juliet Read My Lip Balm is a passionate potion inspired by Verona's most famous duo. This isn't just any or...

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You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

Take two deep breaths and call me in the morning. Our thought-provoking and breath freshening Let That Shit Go Gum features the Medicine Buddha enc...