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Your Life Stage In Avocado Birthday Card


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🥑 Your Life Stage in Avocado 🥑

Just like the avocado, you've reached a wonderful stage in life where everything seems to have fallen into place. Celebrate being perfectly ripe now because being old is right around the corner!


In the same way that an avocado becomes perfectly ripe, find your sweet spot, embracing all the experiences and challenges that have shape an amazing person. Maturity, wisdom and zest for life are truly inspiring, just like the vibrant green hue of a perfectly ripened avocado.

  • Handwritten life stage of an avocado
  • Front reads: The age cycle of an avocado not being ripe, then perfect and then old
  • Inside:: Congratulations on being perfectly ripe, Happy Birthday
  • Digitally printed with environmentally friendly inks
  • Heavyweight recycled matte stock
  • Made in the USA
Here's to a perfectly ripe, incredible journey! Remember, life is like an avocado – savor it, enjoy it, and always appreciate the journey. 🥑

Made in the USA by illustrator, designer, and writer Amy Smyth. Printed on high-quality 100% post-consumer recycled paper. Kraft envelope. Measures approximately 6.25 inches tall x 4.25 inches wide. Truthful and humorous, our Your Life Stage In Avocado Birthday Card is an inspiration to appreciate the now!