F*ck It All! Greeting Card

Offensive + DelightfulSKU: CARD-7823

Sale price$4.99
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Calgon, take me away!

No seriously, get me the f*ck out of here. Our not-so-squeaky clean Fuck It All! Greeting Card encourages you to divert your cares and attention for at least a fleeting moment as you escape to the sanctuary known as your bathtub, for some downtime with your rubber ducky, and a bottle of wine.

  • Front: global pandemic? rising seas? deadly wildfires? shitty people? fat thighs? politics? fuck it all!
  • Inside: blank for your personal message

Retro design features a dirty-mouthed bathing beauty having fun in the tub! Because there’s nothing like a warm bubble bath to help you lose your cares, when you feel like you may just lose your freaking mind.

  • Printed on premium creme colored paper, coupled with a shimmery copper metallic envelope
  • Eco-friendly, and locally 4-color offset printed with soy based inks
  • Made in the USA by a woman-owned company

Not-so-squeaky clean vintage design. Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Created by artist, designer, and owner Olga Krigman. Our carefree Fuck It All! Card is a fucking delight!

Offensive + Delightful - F*ck It All! Greeting Card

Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
We can all relate to this!

I second this emotion! Need about a dozen of these cards for the many who are now cycling through their second, and third birthdays a la covid.
But at least we're still here to complain about it, and this card conveys that sentiment perfectly. The card and envelope are sturdy and the printing fine. The person I'll be sending this to shortly will love it.

Love this card!

Love this card! The envelope for this card is extra cool metallic-y sort of copper-ish color. Love it! Sending to a friend dealing with multiple health challenges. Anytime they need to curse but don't want to do it out loud, they can let the gator do the talking because f*^#! Serious health challenges suck out loud.

Nicely printed, heavy card stock, waaay great envelope. Yup. It's a winner.

Melissa P.
Best card ever!

I’m very honest and I like to swear, a lot so these cards are perfect!

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