Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card
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Don't be a party pooper!
Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to be the hit of the party!
Parents have long trained children to party hard from the time we were young. No? So is it merely be a coincidence that they would get us blindfolded, spin us around so we would feel drunk, then encourage us to tap some ass? We think not.
- Happy Birthday, You Little Shit Party Card
- Retro-feel illustration of a group of tiny little mischief-makers all dressed up in their spiffiest clothes and party hats!
- Inside: Blank for a cheeky personalized message.
- Printed on gorgeous, heavy, top-notch paper with brilliantly colored soy-based inks
- Paired with a shimmery metallic envelope
- Made in the United States of America!
Eco-friendly. Women-owned small business. Made in the USA. Size A2 folded card, with a deep euro flap, measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy-based inks. Our vintage-styled Little Shit Birthday Card is a fabulous gift for your favorite spaz who loves to swear.