Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Don't be a party pooper!
Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to be the hit of the party!
Parents have long trained children to party hard from the time we were young. No? So is it merely be a coincidence that they would get us blindfolded, spin us around so we would feel drunk, then encourage us to tap some ass? We think not.
- Happy Birthday, You Little Shit Party Card
- Retro-feel illustration of a group of tiny little mischief-makers all dressed up in their spiffiest clothes and party hats!
- Inside: Blank for a cheeky personalized message.
- Printed on gorgeous, heavy, top-notch paper with brilliantly colored soy-based inks
- Paired with a shimmery metallic envelope
- Made in the United States of America!
Eco-friendly. Women-owned small business. Made in the USA. Size A2 folded card, with a deep euro flap, measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy-based inks. Our vintage-styled Little Shit Birthday Card is a fabulous gift for your favorite spaz who loves to swear.
