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Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Greeting Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
Original price
$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99


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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

โค๏ธ 60 Day Returns - Love it or return it!

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

For the being who abducted your heart ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ›ธ

Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We would totally make a joke here about how - we come in peace - but not sure who's reading this, and that other spelling just gives us the creeps. Oh, hi, Grandma!

Keeping this strictly PG, we of course want to invite you to our bedroom, so we can get some rest with peace and quiet!

  • Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Love Card ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ’š
  • An orange fire-in-the-sky backdrop featuring a flying saucer looking for a strictly consensual interaction with the big boss lady or man
  • Blank inside for message - or it can remain an Unidentified Flirting Object
  • A fun Valentine's Day Card for UFO fanatics, and Ancient Aliens History Channel show buffs
  • Eco-friendly! Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper, and 100% recycled brown kraft envelope. Packaged in a plant-based biodegradable cello sleeve.
  • Made in the USA!

Designed in Rhode Island by self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost-friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. A sighting of our Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Love Card is rare, indeed! Get one before it disappears into the stars, with your pet cow.