Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Valentine's Day Greeting Card
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For the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸
Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We would totally make a joke here about how - we come in peace - but not sure who's reading this, and that other spelling just gives us the creeps. Oh, hi, Grandma!
Keeping this strictly PG, we of course want to invite you to our bedroom, so we can get some rest with peace and quiet!
- Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Love Card 👽💚
- An orange fire-in-the-sky backdrop featuring a flying saucer looking for a strictly consensual interaction with the big boss lady or man
- Blank inside for message - or it can remain an Unidentified Flirting Object
- A fun Valentine's Day Card for UFO fanatics, and Ancient Aliens History Channel show buffs
- Eco-friendly! Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper, and 100% recycled brown kraft envelope. Packaged in a plant-based biodegradable cello sleeve.
- Made in the USA!
Designed in Rhode Island by self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost-friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. A sighting of our Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Love Card is rare, indeed! Get one before it disappears into the stars, with your pet cow.